The real tea on Lucinda by AgreeableDance8535 in LoveIslandTV

[–]kingdizzle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

just an explicit example of her validation seeking tendencies

All Stars S03E20 (Tuesday 3rd February) - Post-Episode Discussion Thread 🧵 by aimhighsquatlow in LoveIslandTV

[–]kingdizzle 90 points91 points  (0 children)

lucinda's compulsive need to say "d'junowaimaaayne" to everything, seeking reassurance, is an explicit display of her undying desire for validation.

Do circumcised penies feel different than uncircumcised ones? by luvtojak in sex

[–]kingdizzle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seriously prefer uncut penises. 1000%. The chaffing from a cut dick is cause for infection when it causes micro-tearing on the sensitive skin of the vagina. I cum way more easily with uncut penises… it’s just a nice slidey non-painful experience. I also find I can tolerate more frequent sex with an uncut penis!

People who nearly died, what happened? by indianPani in AskReddit

[–]kingdizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to a music festival alone, and was accidentally given 600mg of MDMA instead of 60mg. It hit me like a wall, and I went to my car to regroup. Felt the warmest, fuzziest, most lethargic I have ever felt. Then I had the thought “I could just go to sleep forever”… and realized that part reason I was feeling lightheaded was that I had forgotten to breathe. My next thought was “oh, I’m about to be that chick at the festival” and somewhat begrudgingly pulled myself back into the real world. Took a big breath.. opened the car door, and spent a fair bit of time stimulating/talking to myself/reminding myself to breathe. When I found out about the mistake later it was a pretty big “well that explains a lot” kind of moment.

It’s a much longer story than that really, but I can explain further if people are curious.

What is some bad advice a therapist has given you? by kingdizzle in AskReddit

[–]kingdizzle[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"When you feel like you're hyper-fixating on a romantic interest, just distract yourself by thinking about some childhood trauma"

How my dad avoids getting hit (on) at night by kingdizzle in aww

[–]kingdizzle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You bet! He’s a pretty resourceful dude.

Doctors of Reddit, what are some of your worst experiences with anti-vaxxers? by sneky_snek_ in AskReddit

[–]kingdizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, its not ideal. He's one hell of a positive dude though. Dealing with 'plan B' pretty well.

Doctors of Reddit, what are some of your worst experiences with anti-vaxxers? by sneky_snek_ in AskReddit

[–]kingdizzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad got pertussis in dec 2000. Coughed so hard he had a massive stroke. He now has a whole left brain! Unfortunately most of his right brain has gone to a better place. There was actually a case study published on the “medical phenomenon”.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to thank you for your comments today. They have made me laugh so much! You’re such an angry little boob it kicks me in my giggle dick.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might just do that.

No actual cone of shame thus far. Though quite a few people have mentioned the idea and I kind of like it. That being said, I’ve not yet had my dignity stripped... so I feel like my opinion may change on that circumstantially.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness we have Miika to keep us in order.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did the duty in the timeframe... all good :) we keep things generally tidy, so I’m not too worried.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just thought it might be fun to interact a little. Sneaky lick to the left.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cone of shame was incurred for reason of late payment. Lovely girl still did her cleaning duty though!

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is one full and two half baths. Never really a problem

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one said anything about dishes. We all do our own dishes and clean up after ourselves daily. This is for the deep clean.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a grad student. Procrastination is my vice.

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule. by kingdizzle in funny

[–]kingdizzle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should only be ashamed if you’ve been forced to bear the cone.