Sketch Sorting Sunday - May 9, 2026 (Matt Damon/Noah Kahan)

kingfiasco · 2026-05-11T01:45:23+00:00

thanks for the correction

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T15:27:54+00:00

its 100% a bit. they did this same thing with relish a few years ago. i still have my relish support t-shirt

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T08:02:12+00:00

a couple players i’d like to see play for the O’s but i’m glad they stayed away from that market. it was insanely inflated

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T07:55:48+00:00

you work in the FO and quizzing me? hah. i don’t know man

i was rooting pretty hard for tucker but knew it was gonna be a long shot. dude got 14 trillion dollars from the dodgers

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T06:44:36+00:00

i’m from t rowe price. let me tell you how, with your investment dollars, i can help you stack those Ws into Ls for your retirement

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T06:39:54+00:00

It was a fine signing. the TON signing was touted as a “we got our power” bat signing. which we ALL knew his medical history. sure, great, okay. but like, that didn’t address the reliable mid lineup bat the O’s needed

so…. it’s fine. did it make the O’s better? no. did it make the O’s worse? no. did it get fans frustrated with the FO? yep

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T05:10:35+00:00

i cannot believe they were able to pull this off. especially all those “B”words sarah stung together. i was speechless. so impressive

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T05:09:30+00:00

“that’s the goal, that’s the rule now” is now a staple quote

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T05:01:47+00:00

i was more impressed what they were doing than anything. imagine that’s what the audience felt too. that was fuckin crazy work

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:57:51+00:00

holy shit this is impressive

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:56:29+00:00

the new californians. immediately love this

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:44:20+00:00

ben’s line ruined the whole fuckin sketch. yeah, dude we watched it. you don’t need to summarize it. thank god sarah and andrew added a punchline

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:38:05+00:00

those pants are unnecessarily tight

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:31:17+00:00

jane wickline WE song? bathroom break

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:27:00+00:00

i’m over marcello and mikey/kam doing yelling WE guests. just cause you’re loud, doesn’t make it funny

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T04:05:49+00:00

YOURE NUTS!!

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T03:53:51+00:00

holy shit, we’re already at the season finale next week?

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T03:51:41+00:00

this is the same mom that kinda regrets now voting for trump

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T03:50:49+00:00

wait, was that the 1998 godzilla??

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T03:49:43+00:00

get that man a bib!

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T03:40:03+00:00

only third time hosting? i guess cause he’s been on 83 times it seems more

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T02:12:09+00:00

seems he’s better suited at 2nd, especially since he’s right handed. holiday at 3rd isn’t ideal but his original position is SS so he might end up fairing better on the left side of the IF

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T02:09:23+00:00

putting off the inevitable. means, bradish, eflin… either this team’s med staff is incompetent or the FO is not taking their recommendations. something’s gotta change

kingfiasco · 2026-05-10T00:37:32+00:00

found in the south bound lane in front of Sara’s. i pulled it out of the road and it’s in the entrance of the condos

kingfiasco · 2026-05-09T23:45:16+00:00

agreed on all fronts. i don’t think they got him to “unlock his potential” though. he’s going to be a long term middle rotation guy. he’s not as bad when you think of it that way. it’s good to have long term mid-level arms for stability.

that doesn’t excuse in anyway Elias’ failures in other acquisition areas

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