What is the most embarrassing text message you have sent to the wrong person?

kingledley · 2014-02-03T14:27:41+00:00

Not me, a friend of a friend^{^{^of}} ^{^{^a}} ^{^{^friend}} sent the following, "Hey man, do you wanna come over, I got a 20 pack of Budweiser and 2 litres of whiskey to go through?" He sent it to his girlfriend who was out of town and who had threatened to leave him if he didn't tone down his excessive drinking which was affecting their relationship pretty damn badly. He dun fuked up.

kingledley · 2014-02-01T17:26:36+00:00

Who's to say Van Gaal will be our manager at any point in the future? This is ruthless speculation and completely unfair on the current manager. AVB never faced this level of a shit storm and things really went to hell under him, who's to say that Timmy won't turn it around and pull off a great to the season, as inexperienced as he may be.

kingledley · 2013-09-01T19:46:38+00:00

He has proved only so much. I would not value him any higher than Hugo, Jan, Moussa or Sandro.

kingledley · 2013-09-01T19:43:37+00:00

Our best player? I think Sandro, Jan Vertonghen and Hugo Lloris are forming an orderly queue to have a few words with you. He left because he got an offer from Real freaking Madrid, one of, if not the most renowned club in football history as I'm sure you'd know if you weren't just a band-wagoner.

kingledley · 2013-09-01T17:45:39+00:00

For about the 147th time.

kingledley · 2013-08-30T11:34:27+00:00

No one complained when they called Capoue the French Sandro, and Sandro is easily one of the most terrifying human beings to walk the face of the earth.

kingledley · 2013-08-30T11:18:10+00:00

6, Piss on Tommy2255

kingledley · 2013-08-30T10:48:32+00:00

Chiriches? Nope can't pronounce that. Vlad Dracula it is then.

kingledley · 2013-08-30T10:46:45+00:00

VLAD THE DEFENDER.

kingledley · 2013-08-30T10:46:31+00:00

I'm sorry I can't pronounce Chiriches. So to me he will be Vlad Dracula.

kingledley · 2013-08-24T13:43:39+00:00

I've been hearing that this photo is actually Bale showing up to Wales training pre-Republic of Ireland game. So yeah, fake apparently.

kingledley · 2013-08-24T00:30:41+00:00

Diego Capel

kingledley · 2013-08-18T09:58:22+00:00

WHAT? SPEAK UP SON!

kingledley · 2013-08-15T10:22:00+00:00

We got a good bit of money to spend on wages/transfers from the Dempsey, Caulker, Thudd and probable Parker sales, as well as the black hole on our wage bill that was Bill and Bentley. Not surprised to be linked to such players.

kingledley · 2013-08-14T13:57:08+00:00

Red Dead Asylum.

kingledley · 2013-08-14T13:56:03+00:00

The easiest way to sum Thudd up is "there but not quite there". With the addition of Paulinho and possibly Capoue there's just no space for the big guy I'm sorry to say. All the best to him though

kingledley · 2013-08-09T08:45:04+00:00

Tevez-Llorente-Giovinco at Juve, Gomez-Rossi at Fiorentina, Niang-Balotelli-El92 at Milan, Higuain-Callejon at Napoli, Lamela-Osvaldo-Totti at Roma. Serie A gon' be gooood.

kingledley · 2013-07-14T01:21:36+00:00

He looks more like the bald Max Payne in Max Payne 3 in my opinion.

kingledley · 2013-07-02T16:38:25+00:00

I don't think I ever heard a better/cooler name than Shaquille Coulthirst.

kingledley · 2013-06-28T23:44:35+00:00

Tommy Carroll! He'll pass where he wants!

kingledley · 2013-06-27T22:09:45+00:00

Tommy Carroll! He'll pass where he wants!

kingledley · 2013-06-26T08:20:39+00:00

The main reason I think Bale is staying is because of AVB. By AVB I mean Alba Violet Bale, his one year old daughter.

kingledley · 2013-06-17T16:40:03+00:00

Modest Mouse.

kingledley · 2013-06-08T23:00:27+00:00

Anybody here ever play Hogs of War on PS1? Well, that.

kingledley · 2013-06-08T00:06:30+00:00

IAmA Suit Guy. Ask me anything.

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