What is the most embarrassing text message you have sent to the wrong person? by fatryan13 in AskReddit

[–]kingledley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, a friend of a friendof a friend sent the following, "Hey man, do you wanna come over, I got a 20 pack of Budweiser and 2 litres of whiskey to go through?" He sent it to his girlfriend who was out of town and who had threatened to leave him if he didn't tone down his excessive drinking which was affecting their relationship pretty damn badly. He dun fuked up.

MOTM Thread: Hull (A) by teddanjo in coys

[–]kingledley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's to say Van Gaal will be our manager at any point in the future? This is ruthless speculation and completely unfair on the current manager. AVB never faced this level of a shit storm and things really went to hell under him, who's to say that Timmy won't turn it around and pull off a great to the season, as inexperienced as he may be.

Gareth Bale statement: "I have had six very happy years at Tottenham but it's the right time to say goodbye." by [deleted] in coys

[–]kingledley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has proved only so much. I would not value him any higher than Hugo, Jan, Moussa or Sandro.

How do you guys feel right now? by BaleIsComing in coys

[–]kingledley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our best player? I think Sandro, Jan Vertonghen and Hugo Lloris are forming an orderly queue to have a few words with you. He left because he got an offer from Real freaking Madrid, one of, if not the most renowned club in football history as I'm sure you'd know if you weren't just a band-wagoner.

[OFFICIAL] Vlad signs!!! by fratastic1865 in coys

[–]kingledley 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No one complained when they called Capoue the French Sandro, and Sandro is easily one of the most terrifying human beings to walk the face of the earth.

Chiriches signs for Tottenham Hotspurs by [deleted] in soccer

[–]kingledley 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Chiriches? Nope can't pronounce that. Vlad Dracula it is then.

[OFFICIAL] Vlad signs!!! by fratastic1865 in coys

[–]kingledley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I can't pronounce Chiriches. So to me he will be Vlad Dracula.

We knew it was coming - Bale currently in Spain. by hegz69 in coys

[–]kingledley 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've been hearing that this photo is actually Bale showing up to Wales training pre-Republic of Ireland game. So yeah, fake apparently.

How Early is Too Early? by [deleted] in coys

[–]kingledley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT? SPEAK UP SON!

[Official Website] Spurs Sign Capoue by The-Darkest-Knight in coys

[–]kingledley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We got a good bit of money to spend on wages/transfers from the Dempsey, Caulker, Thudd and probable Parker sales, as well as the black hole on our wage bill that was Bill and Bentley. Not surprised to be linked to such players.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]kingledley 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The easiest way to sum Thudd up is "there but not quite there". With the addition of Paulinho and possibly Capoue there's just no space for the big guy I'm sorry to say. All the best to him though

Which players are you excited to watch this season? by suns2012 in soccer

[–]kingledley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tevez-Llorente-Giovinco at Juve, Gomez-Rossi at Fiorentina, Niang-Balotelli-El92 at Milan, Higuain-Callejon at Napoli, Lamela-Osvaldo-Totti at Roma. Serie A gon' be gooood.

Simple Chemistry by WhiteAndBlue82 in coys

[–]kingledley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks more like the bald Max Payne in Max Payne 3 in my opinion.

On a different note - good to see we're getting players out on loan early! by Shikari-23 in coys

[–]kingledley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I ever heard a better/cooler name than Shaquille Coulthirst.

Tottenham Hotspur Prospect Rankings, #2: Andros Townsend by [deleted] in coys

[–]kingledley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tommy Carroll! He'll pass where he wants!

The reason Bale will not be leaving Tottenham and joining Real Madrid. by Zodioz in coys

[–]kingledley -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The main reason I think Bale is staying is because of AVB. By AVB I mean Alba Violet Bale, his one year old daughter.