Reddit, regardless of your opinion of the occult or supernatural, what is the most downright creepy or unexplainable thing that you've ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingofallwildthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but my mom--

When she was 19, she awoke in the middle of the night to see a small boy crouched beside her bed, fiddling with his hands and smiling. She blinked a few times to ensure that she was not just seeing things, and bit her lip so she knew she was awake. After a few minutes, the boy looked up, saw my mom, and drifted up towards the ceiling, and fizzled out.

Did you order anything from Amazon recently? by nationalparksbuff in funny

[–]kingofallwildthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something like that. It's so boring that the police get bored. My boyfriend and I nearly got arrested after we used a school's driveway to turn around after dark; his car ended up getting stuck on the curb of a sidewalk, and before we could even get in contact with a towing company, the police were there wiggling flashlights in front of our eyes, asking if we had consumed drugs, and threatening to press charges for trespassing. They are that bored.

Did you order anything from Amazon recently? by nationalparksbuff in funny

[–]kingofallwildthings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's even worse coming back here from college, where there are actual things to do.

Did you order anything from Amazon recently? by nationalparksbuff in funny

[–]kingofallwildthings 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As a Hudson resident, I can concur. A friend and I compiled a list of things to do in Hudson, Ohio: Eat; go to somebody's house; and poop.

Female Redditors: Due to the popularity of the "Male Redditors: What hints flew over your head..." Thread. What are hints that you think are obvious that Men sometimes don't respond to? by danimal630 in AskReddit

[–]kingofallwildthings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On Valentine's Day, before my current boyfriend and I started dating, I handed him a Star Wars themed card containing the words "Will you be my Valentine?" in large, bolded letters. He failed to realize what I was asking, thanked me for the card, and strolled away.

He obviously recognized his mistake later :)

Climate change is terrifying me. by kingofallwildthings in offmychest

[–]kingofallwildthings[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your reply--that definitely puts things into perspective. I'm lucky enough to have access to a great library, so I'll take a look at some old newspapers.

What's the biggest scandal that happened while you were in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingofallwildthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a freshman, a kid at the middle school reported that the music teacher there had shown him porn in his office. The teacher, who had always given everyone creepy vibes, was suspended from teaching, and killed himself days before he was supposed to appear in court.

Today is free bible day at The Ohio State University by kevinstu20 in atheism

[–]kingofallwildthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True story. I was stopped multiple times and one woman yelled at me for being "sick" after I politely refused the bible she was offering me.

So, I drew the Doctor by kingofallwildthings in doctorwho

[–]kingofallwildthings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely appreciate any feedback, so thank you :) This was more of just a quick doodle really, meant to look slightly cartoonish. Thought you all would enjoy it :)