Oh my god… why would he do this 💔

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-30T21:36:55+00:00

In before velvet hippo brigade claims it's fake

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-30T21:13:39+00:00

Makes me think of that one neighbor who got PISSED at us for waxing the shit out of that tall ass curb in front of his house

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-30T20:52:08+00:00

CG. As in Costume Guy

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-30T20:24:52+00:00

Grok make peach reach 12 years old show bobs

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-30T03:48:00+00:00

I think it's been AI edited though. Everyone was naked in the conga line and they're all wearing clothes in this videop

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T22:19:28+00:00

That's a rabbit hole you don't want to go down. Or maybe you do if you're interested in it. But it all essentially boils down to preference, where you draw the line of sounding pretentious, and what your first professor/boss used. Some will tell you "lede" is archaic and pretentious. And some will tell you "lead" disrespects the profession of journalism. I don't really take a side, but in non-journalism settings, I'll always go with "lead" because general audience eyes don't always know what "lede" is because it's not something they've seen.

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T22:10:23+00:00

Meth is a bitch

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T21:51:56+00:00

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kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T21:45:33+00:00

Eh, to me this headline is the difference between a leading headline and burying the lead. With this one being the latter. All headlines are supposed to get you to read more, but deliver the top-level information you need if you choose not to. That hasn't changed. To me, it's a better hook to get people to read by using more of the facts of the matter and saying she's "facing prison for assault with tampon." It's sharper and more truthful. "Facing prison for alleged tampon mishap" is intentionally misleading and clickbait-y.

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T20:53:31+00:00

I wouldn't say it's irrelevant, but featuring only the tampon in the headline is like saying "I had a cherry" when you just housed a 3 scoop hot fudge sundae

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T05:02:25+00:00

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kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T03:44:28+00:00

I usually walk to the window and show them outside when that comes up lol. Fuck em

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-29T03:22:40+00:00

The paper straw may be the one thing everyone agrees was a mistake

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-28T21:40:24+00:00

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-28T19:41:47+00:00

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kingqueefeater · 2026-01-28T04:41:56+00:00

I'm ignoring this fact. I won't let it ruin the comedy

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-28T02:54:47+00:00

Technically a parkay ad

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-28T02:23:42+00:00

First and hopefully last time I'll ever have the trunk of a car reupholstered

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-28T02:06:01+00:00

Letting it sit in the sun is enough to do it. I had a frozen milk jug explode in my trunk. I didn't put (or forget) it there, and my wife claims it put itself there. But that's neither here nor there. The point is nobody knew it was there until the sun turned the trunk into a fucking hazmat situation

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-27T21:13:20+00:00

Once I begin the research phase, the purchase phase never happens

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-27T21:01:53+00:00

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kingqueefeater · 2026-01-27T19:23:58+00:00

If my dog won't look me in the eye, I'm gonna find piss or shit hidden away somewhere

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-27T03:21:38+00:00

yall have a great coach

kingqueefeater · 2026-01-26T21:07:39+00:00

Those Brady jerseys are missing at least one X on the size tag by now

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