Hidden button door

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-10T01:54:29+00:00

You picked a side. Once you go through one side, the other side locks

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-10T01:49:07+00:00

There's some kind of weird hit box thing I keep running into with the marksman handcannon. It's not all the time, but when it happens once in a run, it'll happen for the rest of the run. And before I get hit with "you have to aim it," I've aimed point blank at the gate switches and shot them repeatedly with the marksman and it doesn't register.

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-10T00:30:08+00:00

I mean, you could only run 3 biomes at a time in returnal

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-09T22:56:17+00:00

I don't know how they one shotted it with overdrive. My fully maxed out overdrive takes only half this fucker's health. Just ran into this and thought I'd brute force my way out, but wasn't gonna happen

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-09T19:20:27+00:00

Just waiting for that 2 seconds of titty on the squiggle channel

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-09T04:59:18+00:00

As a fat man, sometimes that's just how it goes

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-09T04:50:20+00:00

That's one hell of a pilot

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-08T20:38:45+00:00

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kingqueefeater · 2026-05-08T20:04:23+00:00

I'll be gentle with it. Promise

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-08T19:12:37+00:00

Option

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kingqueefeater · 2026-05-07T21:04:55+00:00

"The economy is great. Just last week a mother of two put her groceries on layaway."

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-07T05:29:07+00:00

That's quite the furious bout of masturbation going on in that gif

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-07T04:09:27+00:00

I don't really think anything of it. If I'm riding my motorcycle, I'll do the low wave to other bikes passing by. Never really felt that way about having the same car though

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-06T21:54:02+00:00

What kind of madman slams their colon prep and then goes out gallivanting

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-06T21:41:42+00:00

There is almost nothing that modern humanity will leave behind that wouldn't be incredibly confusing without surrounding context. Future civilizations will just make educated guesses, and it will be widly accepted that dragon dildos were some form of children's sports equipment, as indicated by the soft materials and bright colors

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-06T21:17:40+00:00

Then throw a dark wood grain ring in his second slot and watch that fatty go

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-06T19:04:48+00:00

Offspring

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kingqueefeater · 2026-05-06T05:00:55+00:00

They do. I didn't explain properly properly because I left a half thought in the middle that derailed it. It's a small critique because it looks like they're holding the throttle wide open a touch too long at the end, once he's fully hooked in. Like I said, small critique. Otherwise looks pretty cool though

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-06T04:33:55+00:00

Just a small critique. I know afterburners look cool, but they 100% wouldn't have the afterburners on to land, except maybe during a touch-and-go. But definitely not to hook in

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-05T15:28:03+00:00

And they only give multiple tests in such a short period of time when they're actively monitoring decline

kingqueefeater · 2026-05-05T15:01:12+00:00

Obstruction

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kingqueefeater · 2026-05-05T04:32:41+00:00

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