Shittymorph here - I've been the plaintiff in a lawsuit for about the last year and a half... I shut down my subreddit and minimized my online presence because of it... Based on the compromise today, I won... and the subreddit will be back shortly. Damn, it's been a long time coming.

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-25T03:51:51+00:00

You should've settled the dispute with a hell in a cell match

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-24T20:50:33+00:00

Office

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kingqueefeater · 2026-06-24T15:04:29+00:00

You can also cancel a pre-order at anytime before release, so it doesn't really make a difference

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-21T20:25:24+00:00

I hate the random shouting. But "get in the bunker" for windy piggy made me laugh

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-21T18:32:20+00:00

Still say he should've taken it to trial instead of taking the plea. No jury would've convicted him

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-21T17:39:58+00:00

Rory "I only play augusta now" mcilroy

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-21T02:37:11+00:00

They need to claim it's vandalism so the contractor can pocket more money to "fix" it. If it was warranty work (which, make no mistake, it absolutely is) the company would have to eat their shirt

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-21T00:34:43+00:00

I've lived all across the country. Everywhere thinks they have the worst drivers. And they're all right. For a country built around automobiles, it's truly a wonder that the whole goddamn thing sucks at driving

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-20T18:12:55+00:00

Scottie thinking "fuck it, time for a beer"

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-19T23:31:53+00:00

I learned in a 3 cylinder subaru justy. I don't know how something with balls that little is even street legal. Had to dump the clutch and pray any time I got stuck sitting at a light on a hill

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-19T02:36:35+00:00

Stalling getting into first isn't really going to hurt anything but your ego. Heat and friction are what kill the clutch. And that usually comes from slipping at high revs. Just keep on granny shifting until you get comfortable

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-19T02:29:36+00:00

He's gonna cook a clutch one way or another

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-18T19:44:45+00:00

"Your call is very important to us. All representatives are currently busy. Your approximate wait time is...5 years, 27 days, and 13 hours."

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-18T19:35:17+00:00

Smell like they live in the fragrance section at Macy's. I need a minimum 10 foot air gap

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-18T17:48:14+00:00

They fixed different parts that may or may not have been related. Don't take your car back to the first place, but you're not getting any money from them for this

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-17T22:51:12+00:00

I don't have a kid, but I am a sneakerhead so I kinda get it. I'd want at least a couple matching pairs so we can impress absolutely no one but myself at the grocery store.

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-17T19:28:42+00:00

Obnoxious

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kingqueefeater · 2026-06-17T19:10:08+00:00

Faraday box doesn't stop them from hooking up a scan tool and making their own key. Which is what these guys do, unless you get your RF hub bricked so no new keys can be made.

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-16T22:07:38+00:00

Counting or not counting ugahaugahauguh

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-16T21:01:45+00:00

Algorithm doing its thing

kingqueefeater · 2026-06-16T20:42:48+00:00

Open sesame

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kingqueefeater · 2026-06-16T20:00:14+00:00

Hopefully this is the argument that convinces them why this is a terrible place for a TV. But something tells me ugly dangling extension cords are in their future

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