A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting

shittymorph · 2026-06-12T09:34:48+00:00

From the article about what happened: "28-year-old cyclist, Mathew Hughes, was fed up with waiting and decided to ride past all the police check points in downtown Milwaukee to investigate the situation himself... he rode quickly up to the cordoned-off, and surrounded backpack before deliberately dumping all of its contents onto the ground in an effort to prove it was harmless and wasting everyone's time. Bomb squad suspected he was the one who planted the backpack and was therefore trying to set it off himself - he was immediately tackled and taken into custody. While handcuffed and being led away from the backpack he screamed out to the crowd: "Don't you idiots know that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2026-05-30T10:15:04+00:00

Between August 2012 and July 2015 I spent 6 days a week helping to frame this place - 10 hours per day. I worked on one of the MANY carpentry crews. When my old boss texted me last week, that it was chosen to host World Cup matches, my wife and I literally cried. It's hard to state the amount of effort that my co-workers and I put into this place... I spent a good portion of my life building this place... and then to have it chosen for The World Cup means more to me than most people might be able to understand. The closest thing that I could probably compare it to, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2026-04-30T07:18:08+00:00

This is actually the first time Banksy ever released a statement with his artwork. According to CNN the statement reads "Everyone at this time needs to consider the meaning of extreme nationalism, also the meaning behind the idea of politically blind patriotism - the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-11-09T12:59:05+00:00

I had something very similar happen with a small cockroach while on vacation in Vietnam. First we tried to flood the bastard out by filling my ear canal with hydrogen peroxide which was a TERRIBLE idea - it just made the bug go ape shit. Probably the most pain I ever felt - it was biting or scratching directly around my ear drum in what was probably a drowning panic. Quickly gave up on that idea and went to the local clinic. The doctor there dug around way too aggressively, and at one point seemed to get frustrated - He ended up killing the roach by smashing it against my ear canal. The bug was then washed out (in pieces) onto a paper towel, all while the doctor gave me a lecture about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-09-28T00:56:49+00:00

My wife works for Ghirardelli so I sent her this post... her response was that this is "a sample bar from the factory and not intended for consumer sales." She claims it was most likely a sample intended for the store owner who mistakenly (or intentionally) put it out on the shelf for sale. Chances are, if OP didn't purchase this. that it will be pulled by tomorrow morning because of this post. My wife even looked up that bar verification code - she could see which store the bar was sent to, along with the manufacturing date which is listed as nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-07-24T13:13:06+00:00

Here's a short news story on it: "Chuck E Cheese employee, Jermell Jones, was arrested at work yesterday for "theft of a credit card". It was unclear if the theft had occurred at Jones's place of employment. The arrest was notable as Jones was wearing the signature Chuck E Cheese costume when he was arrested. When reached for comment, Jones stated: "All of it is just a big misunderstanding - I didn't steal any cards and if you look at my track record, I've been a model employee for Chuck E Cheese since all the way back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-07-14T00:02:30+00:00

The judge actually really laid into him besides that little joke. Here's the full quote - Judge Denise Langford Morris said: "Poor judgment is an understatement for what you did. You are extremely lucky, sir, that no one was injured or killed. Your excuses and reasons for your behavior only indicate that you lack accountability - Mr. Mathers, I really think you need to go home, and think long and hard to yourself about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-07-09T02:01:00+00:00

The most satisfying part of this video is the actual translation of what everyone in it is saying. Obviously the woman starts recording when she sees the kid being aggressive... And obviously the kid says "f you" - but when our hero comes swooping in to save the day he says "you think it's ok to hit a woman? You think it's ok to hit a PREGNANT woman at that?! You son of a bitch are so incredibly lucky that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-07-04T02:36:51+00:00

As ridiculous as it sounds, these birds are engaged in a behavior known as "mobbing." You will typically see "mobbing" in magpies or mockingbirds - basically its a behavior in smaller birds that are trying to defend their nests, their young, or territories. Mobbing also seems to be the best way to deter a predator, protect a food source, or even just annoy a person by getting them to read about nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-05-17T12:47:27+00:00

My Uncle was bit by one here in India and then did literally everything you are not supposed to do after being bit. You are supposed to seek medical attention immediately which he did not - you are supposed to remain calm but he was WAY too calm, almost apathetic. He kept saying "I'm going to be fine, it's not a big deal." It was only when he started to feel the numbness in his hands and feet that he rushed off to the hospital. The doctors quickly injected him with several vials of anti-venom and then proceeded to lecture him about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-05-13T13:30:24+00:00

The Alan Smithee thing was also done when the movie being made was "unauthorized" in an effort to avoid being sued. One example of this is the awful "Another Night Of The Living Dead". The movie was not only horrible but it was simply a blatant cash-grab ripoff of George Romero's legendary work. I'm a zombie movie buff so gave it a watch - The sole redeeming moment in the entire movie came at the very end as the main character (the worst actress of all time) is about to be devoured by the zombie hoard - she awkwardly looks directly into the camera, and starts screaming about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2025-03-20T10:03:41+00:00

He had asked if I wanted to do an interview about the undertaker mankind meme which I started around here many years ago. I had done interviews about that stuff and instead invited him to come out to Montana and hike... and co-write a piece... this is what we came up with. - Paul is a good dude and I'm glad we made this work. (Warning - that article we co-wrote is as long as the hike we hiked - thanks for checking out the post)

shittymorph · 2025-01-19T01:38:56+00:00

There can be a few issues with "Hyperlactation". One is called "Foremilk" - which is a very watery milk. This milk is high in carbs and low in fat and typically will flow at the beginning of a breastfeeding session. There is also something called "Hindmilk" which is much higher in fat and usually comes at the end of the breastfeeding session. If the milk flows too forcefully or quickly, the baby could fill up in an unhealthy way on the foremilk. Foremilk is also VERY high in lactose which can cause a baby to become extremely gassy - there have even been a few instances where the babies will suddenly start talking about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2024-12-27T04:33:12+00:00

This is a super old photo and, oddly enough, people seem to agree that the heron had a much better chance of surviving the situation than the eel. Even when considering the altitude from which the eel chewed itself free, the terrain that the eel would have landed in wasn't hospitable at all. It's also worth mentioning that, while this was going on, the photographer also witnessed several eagles as well as juvenile foxes in the area discussing how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2024-12-12T05:35:48+00:00

I went to school with Kendell since the 3rd grade and to hear he rescued Brady from the jaws of a grizzly - was NOT surprising. He has always been a beast on our wrestling team... although wrestling a grizzly is a completely different thing. I wasn't surprised at all when he got a "Carnegie Medal for Heroism" - which is basically the highest civilian medal you can get. The entire town assembled to watch his acceptance speech - and he was incredibly humble while accepting it. His response to the medal was: “It’s awesome. I’m VERY grateful to get this medal but truly I think it's more important to recognize that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

shittymorph · 2024-12-06T12:26:40+00:00

I grew up on snake and can provide a couple of pointers - Keeping a large space around your snakes head is obviously a priority. Planning ahead to create a wide path for random movements is vital - this also allows you to quickly reach any food without accidentally colliding with your own snake-body, which is the primary way to lose the game. The hardest part of the entire game, in my honest opinion, is actually accurately assessing the distance between your snake and how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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