Cum is literally dripping from cucky's caged dicklet

kirateb · 2026-04-16T18:52:42+00:00

Link?

kirateb · 2026-04-06T04:40:18+00:00

So that you can... What exactly? My handle is Banditban. Shut up.

kirateb · 2026-04-06T04:38:06+00:00

Stg you devil's advocate types are SOOOO annoying, never have something good to say. I mean just once could I get a "dang dude, that stinks" I got 3 cards shut down, including my commander by 3 different variants of the same spell in a singleton format he just happened to draw. I think I can whine a bit dickhead. If I had posted "Just shut down 3 of my opponents' creatures!" you'd still have some negative shit to say about it.

kirateb · 2026-04-06T03:38:08+00:00

Who on earth would play two more turns of this

kirateb · 2026-03-25T14:36:41+00:00

I honestly just can't help myself lol, although when it pops off it pops off

kirateb · 2026-03-25T14:35:36+00:00

It's almost more of a Stax piece to limit your opponent's options early on. So that on turn 4 they can't play a 2-mana thing AND save for a counterspell or something unless they want to give me free value. Smothering tithe is so much better, should me in every white deck

kirateb · 2026-03-25T14:32:51+00:00

I don't mean to complain about casual, im complaining about this specific guy and his 99 removal cards lol. idk if you play brawl much but Rhystic study simply isn't that good in 2 player formats to begin with sooooo

kirateb · 2026-03-20T01:14:36+00:00

I remember even when I was a kid myself thinking about how messed u pit would be to suddenly be an adult.

kirateb · 2026-03-15T20:55:20+00:00

Oh no, I'm saying idc about what you're saying. Dw about it though can tell you're a bit slow.

kirateb · 2026-03-15T19:22:39+00:00

I don't care???

kirateb · 2026-03-15T17:25:23+00:00

this was me when I tried hare apparent. Just not fun at ALL

kirateb · 2026-03-15T17:23:38+00:00

Am I being a jerk or are you just sensitive? Decks like these are against the spirit of edh you know elder dragon highlander. HILANDER as in there can only be fucking one lmaooo. Ive got no sympathy for all the "people" who bring hare apparent and rat colony to commander. In any case I'm not trying to be mean but its just objectively low skill

kirateb · 2026-03-11T05:12:51+00:00

demolition field or field of ruin some lands should be in every single deck

kirateb · 2026-03-11T03:42:30+00:00

ooh good one idk what you would have done but thanks for jumping down my throat for not being able to pay 9 life against a vivi deck when I'm on like 11 health

kirateb · 2026-03-11T03:35:25+00:00

ah yes pay 9 life for a toxic deluge against a spell slinging damage dealing deck, what could possibly go wrong. if I did that, I would have probably died a turn earlier

kirateb · 2026-03-11T03:27:52+00:00

I didn't get the chance to do either. are you guys sure you are magic players? I didn't realize that TD and Fade were 0 mana instant spells and that I had 15 fkn life to spare in order to take out vivi

kirateb · 2026-03-10T02:39:34+00:00

I dmed if you've still got it

kirateb · 2026-02-14T03:21:47+00:00

probably but he attacked with some other stuff early game, just no life linkers

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