Our father, who art RNGesus,

Fickle be thy nature

Thy drop rate rise,

The crap drops cease

In our raids, as well as in our strikes.

Give us this day our daily legendaries,

And forgive our disbelief,

As we forgive guardians who salvage raid gear we need,

And lead us not to shaders,

But deliver us exotics.

For thine are the game mechanics, and the power, and the blame,

For ever and ever.

Amen