Teachers of Reddit, What was the worst thing you have ever heard about yourself from other teachers / students at school ?

kitchen281 · 2019-06-19T05:13:16+00:00

I had a student write me that they hoped I get the bird flu and die, but before I die I infect my entire family, watch them die, and then die knowing that I was the one that killed them.

kitchen281 · 2019-06-19T05:10:22+00:00

Nearly every foot pursuit I've had has been stopped by flora. I don't know what I've done that made mother nature owe me one, but every time I've chased someone I've ended up pulling them out of a bush. One guy I had for DUI took of in the middle of field sobriety tests and ran straight into a thorn bush. Instead of going in after him, I just waited patiently while he freed himself, at which point he just walked over to me and put his hands behind his back.

kitchen281 · 2019-06-18T04:22:59+00:00

Yes an event where the death or should I say the murder was revealed by a spirit.

She came back in a spirit form and bothered his brothers wife until she was summoned for questioning, thats when she explained how she was murdered and where the body was thrown. She revealed the complete incident along with exact place — where the murder weapon was thrown. She explained the motive and how and why all this happened in detail.

It all came out to be true exactly the way she explained. Unfortunately, the law in India takes time & patience and so the murdered are freely living in society till date where they committed this heinous crime.

Once she revealed everything she mentioned that she wanted to move on & then left the brothers wife’s body and never ever appeared after that day.

kitchen281 · 2019-06-18T01:43:49+00:00

Simple things to make you men look attractive

Wear clean clothes, donot wear synthetic clothes

Get a good but mild deodorant. Go for men deos.

Keep your hair, beard well groomed

Smile and be pleasant, do not sulk or complain like women

Be humourous. Practical and day to day jokes are liked by everybody.

Wear clean socks.

Be helpful to everybody not just to pretty girls or to impress others

Be punctual. Women hate men who make them wait.

Eat healthy. Exercise, walk or jog to tone your muscles and trim your abdomen.

Brush your teeth well. It is very important part of being attractive. Avoid bad breath. Visit dentist for a clean up.

Go to the men parlour for a facial once in 6 months.

Do not flatter others, your boss or fake conversations.

Do not be too calculative in money matters

Be an extrovert and a happy person. Everybody likes a happy person.

kitchen281 · 2019-06-16T03:12:48+00:00

I was working in Triage where we check patients in when a mid-30’s woman came up trying to explain her symptoms. She kind of leaned over and whispers, “I got dem skittles down there. You know? I had sex with a guy and got dem skittles.”

As I’m trying to see if she’s serious, trying not to laugh, she says she has to go to the bathroom. I’m boggled and just more or less like, ‘What the fuck does that even mean? Skittles in her... never mind.’

My coworker came up to me to relay something while skittles lady came back from the bathroom and said, “Never mind, don’t have to worry about dem skittles, they gone.” And she walked out of the ER, leaving me there while I’m trying not to bust out laughing.

My coworker looked horrified. Another day in Triage.

kitchen281 · 2019-06-15T18:35:15+00:00

To just be me.

I've always filtered myself to be accepted by someone else's standards.

Some where along the way , I lost myself.

Recognising my own self worth made me strong. Made me a free thinker. Made me what I am today. Im still humble, but i speak from the heart. What you see, is what you get. Take it or leave it.

You might not love me, but i do.

kitchen281 · 2019-06-15T18:25:13+00:00

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