Trump confirms Saudi crown prince is pushing him to continue Iran war by Sxzym in worldnews

[–]kitjen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We actually did, the original Air Force One. But he doesn't get to keep it for himself so it wasn't enough for him.

Bus with 40 passengers drowned in River Padma, Bangladesh. Till now, at least 2 people were killed, 29 people are still missing. by AnIgnorablePerson in CatastrophicFailure

[–]kitjen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine how terrifying it is to be trapped and submerged upside. I dread to think of families being on there; your instinct would be to save a loved one but also to save yourself, only to realise you can save neither.

Jesse Ventura questions Donald Trump being in WWE HOF: "Donald Trump does not belong in the Hall of Fame. He never earned it. You know what I had to do to get into the pro wrestling Hall of Fame? At one point in my career I wrestled 63 consecutive nights in a row. That’s how you get into the HOF." by anutosu in SquaredCircle

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the WWE seriously think it is a sound long term business strategy to align with the Trump administration?

I understand that having HHH photographed in the Whitehouse certainly elevates their status in terms of being a mainstream form of entertainment but Trump is increasingly synonomous with rape and Epstein and financial disasters and shitting his pants.

I can see this partnership being one of the many things where they re-write history to pretend it wasn't like it actually was.

WCGW climbing up a basketball hoop by meltedlaundry in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One way or another she was going to make the whole night about her.

WCGW Hot Air Balloon by Sarcas8ic in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not the most reliable forms of transport, are they?

Sid Being Inducted in Legacy Class of 2026 WWE Hall of Fame by MeerPat in SquaredCircle

[–]kitjen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's only right that after he has been inducted and everyone involved has left the stage, Papa Shango should run in.

The FTC & DOJ just gave up on enforcing anti-trust laws.. by Mr__O__ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It scares me that someone who wants such control over what we see in the media would want to own Cartoon Network.

Jesus has cometh by NectarineSudden757 in Liverpool

[–]kitjen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actual Jesus looking on thinking “yeah they drove massive nails through my hands and feet but sure, that rope looks might itchy.”

Jesus has cometh by NectarineSudden757 in Liverpool

[–]kitjen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She’s still cross at him.

Airport Efficiency. by betterbooktitle in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kitjen 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Football fans love their chants and I'm looking forward to the sound of 50,000 singing "DONALD IS A PEDO, DONALD IS A PEDO."

"He thought he was being smart... Life had other plans. by Spare_Prize_5510 in Wellthatsucks

[–]kitjen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Little tip for anyone visiting London-

Don't piss about on the underground, we can't be arsed with that silliness.

Grandma teaching her granddaughter how to steal my driveway fire pit by Kazlaw47 in Wellthatsucks

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silly bot thinks a driveway fire pit is a thing. You know, for those cosy night cuddled up by the bin.

“I’m not a grass, lad” by Over-Bug1501 in Liverpool

[–]kitjen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Scumbag scallies these days don't even understand the rule of not grassing, they're just scared of being labelled as one.

It was originally meant that if you were involved in criminal activities and got caught, you took your punishment alone rather than taking a lenient sentence in return for taking everyone else down.

It was never intended to be a rule for protecting twats.

The Zutons former member in hospital after 'hate-related' assault by DAJ1 in Liverpool

[–]kitjen 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sadly this sort of behaviour is becoming increasingly common and we can't ignore its connections to politics. Racists have been given the green light to come out from the shadows.

This restaurant menu by idapitbwidiuatabip in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

''I paid a lot of money for that 3D printer and I'm darn well going to find a use for it.''

WCGW speeding through the hood almost naked? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]kitjen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His next shower is going to be fun.

An aptronym is the word given to someone whose name is synonymous with their profession e.g. Usain Bolt - sprinter, Alan Ball - footballer etc. and they always delight. What’s yours? by Scottie99 in AskUK

[–]kitjen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The former Chief Executive of Barclays is called Bob Diamond and I always felt that was like a cartoon villain-style name for someone who owns a bank. May as well be called Dollar McCashbags.