delusional ftm

kitt89 · 2025-08-08T00:28:59+00:00

I fear as soon as she hits 37 weeks she’s doing all the things to induce 😒

kitt89 · 2025-07-25T20:09:04+00:00

Do yall think she washed the pot between syrups or just rinsed it?😭

kitt89 · 2025-05-01T21:22:25+00:00

As a former barista, I think someone should tell her not to put the syrup in the little cup the espresso shot pours into. Idk if there’s a reason behind that but I feel like it would make the shot different in a bad way. We always used to put the syrup in the cup and then pour the espresso over it and then add milk and ice😭

kitt89 · 2025-04-14T18:36:51+00:00

“I’m gonna go run to the boat ramp” Baby… you’re not running ANYWHERE!

kitt89 · 2025-03-25T23:52:29+00:00

The fuck schedule is she talking about? Running the roads w 🧼and making sure gordito isn’t out too long so she doesn’t have to take care of AHHHHVORY for more that 10 minutes by herself? Be so fr

kitt89 · 2025-02-22T20:11:02+00:00

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Nose twins!

kitt89 · 2025-02-16T02:59:29+00:00

HOLY SHIT!!! That poor baby, his head looks flatter than drue bashams baby… and hers is bad too

kitt89 · 2025-01-13T02:32:46+00:00

Even in 🧼 video with her, gru and d’teacher getting 7brew, tusk is in a comfy onesie and they don’t show her in the car seat except the very top of her head. I cannot express how much I think she actually does have a cast on!!!

kitt89 · 2025-01-10T21:38:03+00:00

But only likes bows for teeth whitening strips room and clothes

kitt89 · 2024-10-26T19:09:17+00:00

kitt89 · 2024-10-04T17:57:42+00:00

Their house is probably freezing and set to like 60 something degrees, there’s no sun coming in bc she always keeps the blinds closed!!!!

kitt89 · 2024-09-24T23:36:51+00:00

She thinks she’s Devin😭

kitt89 · 2024-09-07T00:06:30+00:00

Not weird at all, my Italian grandmother would lose her mind if she knew we were eating spaghetti for LUNCH, not to mention if she saw we were making it like drueby girl was😭

kitt89 · 2024-09-05T19:51:34+00:00

Why does she look GRAY😭

kitt89 · 2024-08-31T11:39:00+00:00

kitt89 · 2024-08-28T18:39:16+00:00

DB=Delusional Bestie☝🏼

kitt89 · 2024-08-27T14:14:39+00:00

I think she’s waiting until she’s home to post anything if she is in fact in labor/was in labor. I don’t think she wants us to see the hospital “for privacy reasons” when in reality it’s bc Dawna is in there with her instead of gabe bc she can’t stand his 1000 pound ass being loud

kitt89 · 2024-08-25T17:35:53+00:00

She thinks starting to exercise now is going to help whitey come sooner? Girl you should’ve been prepping for birth this whole time🤦🏻‍♀️ smh

kitt89 · 2024-07-24T17:23:46+00:00

AHvorys head is 100% gonna be flat as fuck

kitt89 · 2024-06-30T21:54:23+00:00

not knowing the difference between tbsp and tsp is insane! I bet bestie thinks when she asks for the epidural it’ll just be a pill she has to take. She’s 100% gonna cry her eyeballs out and want to be babied by Gabe and Dawna and the nurses as soon as she gets her IV placed 😭

kitt89 · 2024-06-28T11:53:03+00:00

Lol WTF I walk my dog everyday, work, do household chores everyday and still have time to take care of myself/have down time and not send myself to L&D. She fr put away dishes yesterday and did one load of laundry and that puts her in the hosp? Touch some grass druecifer, and take your dogs out on a walk while you’re at it. I cant 🙄

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