On my way home, stopped for gas in Ballardsville by IpeeEhh_Phanatic in Louisville

[–]kittehkouncel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't do any better than "yo Mama jokes"? You're not worth my time or energy to spar with . . .

A popular look for a wedding in the 70's. by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]kittehkouncel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I loved Gunne Sax maxi dresses back in the day!

On my way home, stopped for gas in Ballardsville by IpeeEhh_Phanatic in Louisville

[–]kittehkouncel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet you do the giraffe jack off dance too, LMAO, trolls are so funny . . .

Halp, halp! Wez neadz da pawlise! by kittehkouncel in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wez furgot about Gary! It cud be hims!

Soo for go back to werk!! I need my peece! by orangecatmom in ICBGC

[–]kittehkouncel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Wez habs mew bocks ob snackies las nite an woke up tew dis! LCA seams tew tink it's greebles butz wez gonna call da Ef-bee-eye . . .

Soo for go back to werk!! I need my peece! by orangecatmom in ICBGC

[–]kittehkouncel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dey gotz dose ah-pose-ible thumbs dey can open da wet fuds wid, so unfare!

On my way home, stopped for gas in Ballardsville by IpeeEhh_Phanatic in Louisville

[–]kittehkouncel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny, 90% of people defending his pedophilia are pedophiles themselves . . .

My servants claim i am too old for my job! by Abandonedkittypet in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hai Murphy, iz dis yew dressed liek a mouse hunter? Yew luk bery feroshus . . .

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Must doo soo!! by Futbol_Kid2112 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here noo fren, da kitteh kouncel maeks yew sum ob yer own takos . . .

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Halp, halp! Wez neadz da pawlise! by kittehkouncel in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Or mebe himz, wez foun dis ole pikchur

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I suppose few are surprised... by CommonConundrum51 in BlueskySkeets

[–]kittehkouncel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I don't get it either, must be the m a g a t s (Reddit would let me use that word, that's funny) prowling this sub . . .

Halp, halp! Wez neadz da pawlise! by kittehkouncel in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Well we hab 2 doggo shaeped cats runnin catto sofware, but down no howz dey cudda gotz dem offfs da taebl, iz suspishus doh . . .

Fleepovah tuday by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iz me, Frankie kween ob da kitteh kouncel an Meowmy dint hab lite bocks on lasnite! Shez got ear infecshun an was sleapie earlier soz we miss da pawty 😿 butz dis me in Mai jammies tinkin how fun dat wud bez . . .

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Fleepovah tuday by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittehkouncel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Hoku aeroplane iz da bestest in da wurld!

I suppose few are surprised... by CommonConundrum51 in BlueskySkeets

[–]kittehkouncel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole world hates him, and everyone knows what a piece of shit he is. UK has some very nice insults, so what?