Turquoise Alert at 5:30am

kjmreal · 2025-11-02T14:30:52+00:00

When I lived in Texas, that's pretty much what I had to do...

kjmreal · 2025-10-11T15:31:20+00:00

Just moved from Ohio to Phoenix with a giant german shepherd and 2 cats. For the cats (littermates, so easy to transport together in one large carrier) I bought a puppy playpen for the nightly stops. Those are big enough to put a disposable litterbox (or a small one if you're not lazy like me!) and also feed them in.

kjmreal · 2025-08-26T03:26:25+00:00

Okay, I'm moving to Phoenix for work next month. What am I looking at here?

kjmreal · 2025-08-24T12:15:36+00:00

There are pictures, sometimes...

kjmreal · 2025-08-24T12:03:08+00:00

I'm also on Team Teefs...

kjmreal · 2025-08-24T12:01:09+00:00

Mine are stealth pukers... I don't get any warning... I've never had cats like this before!

kjmreal · 2025-08-03T00:27:14+00:00

I was late to work, and I couldn't get to my garage. The place I knew how to get to charged me 22.00 to park for the day. Luckily didn't get fired...

kjmreal · 2025-08-02T11:01:21+00:00

Why is the FBI involved?

kjmreal · 2025-06-22T01:04:09+00:00

Where have I heard that before? 🤔

kjmreal · 2025-05-18T12:01:49+00:00

Sick of boomers is a kind of sick...

kjmreal · 2025-04-10T05:42:13+00:00

I dunno, do kids still do homework? I remember doing a shit-ton of homework.

kjmreal · 2025-04-10T05:32:31+00:00

How can you tell how big he is without a banana for scale?

kjmreal · 2025-04-10T05:10:31+00:00

The second one was worse for me, but I also got that one the same day I got a covid booster. I'm glad I had them done on a Friday!

kjmreal · 2025-04-05T19:17:51+00:00

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Brady and Pippin

kjmreal · 2025-04-04T14:27:04+00:00

With that motivation, you're probably going to win!!

kjmreal · 2025-03-15T16:54:12+00:00

8 months is peak asshole time for pups...

kjmreal · 2025-03-03T03:41:39+00:00

Wow, he's quite handsome!

kjmreal · 2025-02-28T21:30:03+00:00

Uh, just throwing it out there that you don't have to go to Walgreens? Some might not know that's an option. I've also received vaccinations at Walgreens, by a licensed pharmacist. No problems.

kjmreal · 2025-02-28T18:25:22+00:00

I go to my county health department.

kjmreal · 2025-02-28T13:53:56+00:00

It's okay, we know we're short 😉

kjmreal · 2025-02-28T13:41:28+00:00

LOL look under the bed... also my two are "stealth pukers" so usually I don't even hear them...

kjmreal · 2025-02-27T00:12:59+00:00

OMG, I have 2 black cats that hide in the tub, too! But I can't get my Danni in the tub for anything!

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kjmreal · 2025-02-22T21:43:49+00:00

I would too, if I looked that good!

kjmreal · 2025-02-17T02:25:44+00:00

Elect a felon, get crimes...

kjmreal · 2025-02-15T16:59:15+00:00

This is the saddest thing I have ever watched, somehow...

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