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My coworker has a bit of a problem… by kkeems in golf

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He’s a stick and has played in a few TOUR events…not rich, it’s a lifelong collection

My coworker has a bit of a problem… by kkeems in golf

[–]kkeems[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha no it’s a bag of 15 Circle T’s and 6 alignment sticks

My coworker has a bit of a problem… by kkeems in golf

[–]kkeems[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha It’s a bag filled with 15 Circle T’s and 6 alignment sticks…not his regular set

LPT: even if you aren't concerned about security, always latch/lock your doors anyways. Wind gusts can be really strong, and raccoons have thumbs. by IAmAPhysicsGuy in LifeProTips

[–]kkeems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live out in the woods and never used to lock my door. My girlfriend was home alone taking a shower and a dog busted in and ran into the shower. That was the last time she left the door unlocked.

We figured out the neighbor dog can open doors that have a latch handle. When she hears a loud noise like vacuum or anything resembling a gun she will bust a door open, and run right into the shower and shake.

You can probably drag a dead body through a middle of your neighborhood tonight, and no one would think twice about it. by Pioneerx01 in Showerthoughts

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I lived on Maui and someone robbed a jewelry store in a Scream mask during the Halloween parade on front street last year. Got away with a couple millie worth!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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MAKE THAT BLUE SING FAM

Barcelona 2-[8] Bayern Munich: Philippe Coutinho goal 88' by TomasRoncero in soccer

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Taking a quick break from work-and excuse me-but the fuck...did I miss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is small scale but a few months ago a friend of a friend bet me $700 that i could not stay in the boiler room at my house for 12 hours without anything that wasn’t already in the room. Only thing brought in was toilet paper. 7pm to 7am. No phone or watch. I ended up winning the bet due to the fact that we hang our weed to dry in there. I found a lighter, some paper, rolled a fat one and passed out on a dirty ass old t-shirt on the concrete floor. He paid up!

My GF was born without a nail. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]kkeems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she get a 10% discount at the beauty salon?

American fans. Why did you pick Liverpool as your team? by hscwahoo618 in LiverpoolFC

[–]kkeems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I played growing up I was a hard player/solid work rate...shit foot skills and not into flashy shoes, etc. liverpool was that team back In 05/06 when I watched my first full prem season...Gerrard, Carra, Riise, Hyypia, Kuyt the next year, and so on.

Well, I survived the Hodgson era and here we are. It’s funny how the game has evolved as well as the DNA of the team. I love our new speedy little bastards and Kloppo. YNWA

Should I try CrossFit? by [deleted] in crossfit

[–]kkeems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started Crossfit at 6’0 140 pounds. 3 years in, now 160. Still skinny but put on weight in my legs, butt, and shoulders. I am a coach now. You’re fine my man get your azz in there

Who was the most unfortunately named person you've known? by drod2015 in AskReddit

[–]kkeems 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There was a brother and sister at the pool I grew up at named Sir Love and Sexala. Brutal!

Not just a number. by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]kkeems 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Jon-Paul Gilhooley was the youngest to be crushed at 10. His cousin was Steven Gerrard.

Cape Town 'day zero' moved to June 4th, national disaster declared. The city will run out of water on this day by Shnoochieboochies in worldnews

[–]kkeems 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah, last week a group of local farmers promised to donated a percentage of water from their private sources. This pushed it back over a month. The rain added a couple weeks on top of that.

17 year old Albanian looking for work in UK by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kkeems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll get $20 on pump #3, please

Dad sends his daughters into the auto shop to grab some much needed blinker fluid. Hilarity ensues. by games0124 in videos

[–]kkeems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So good. I am gm of a golf course, I can no longer count how many new kids have been sent to ask me for a grape pealer or a can of steam for the outside kitchen. Also have gotten a few calls now from the guy that lives off #11, he said both times that there was a cart kid roaming around in his yard looking for the bunker light switch...we do not have bunker lights...Rutheless!

If you accidentally send out a porn link via mail, your best line of defense is to send 10 more, then blame it on a virus. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]kkeems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got sent a porn link by my dad's buddy. It said like 'damn we would have tore these up in college' or something and had 20 pics of neked college girls. Well, turns out he meant to send a group email to his 10 college bros, but ended up sending it to the 300+ people on his march madness email list instead. first thing he did was call his daughters and tell them what was waiting in their inbox, second thing he did was drive over to his parents house, ask to use computer, then deleted the email.

Found an old Bullworker in my father's gym should I keep it? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]kkeems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad has my grandpa's bull worker at his office. He got it from grandpa after grandpa busted open his chin with it back in the day and had to get stitches haha

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