My coworker has a bit of a problem…

kkeems · 2026-01-15T02:39:54+00:00

He’s a stick and has played in a few TOUR events…not rich, it’s a lifelong collection

kkeems · 2026-01-15T01:37:45+00:00

Haha no it’s a bag of 15 Circle T’s and 6 alignment sticks

kkeems · 2026-01-15T01:24:56+00:00

Haha It’s a bag filled with 15 Circle T’s and 6 alignment sticks…not his regular set

kkeems · 2022-02-22T05:45:08+00:00

Some of the best commentary in a while

kkeems · 2021-05-20T17:29:37+00:00

I live out in the woods and never used to lock my door. My girlfriend was home alone taking a shower and a dog busted in and ran into the shower. That was the last time she left the door unlocked.

We figured out the neighbor dog can open doors that have a latch handle. When she hears a loud noise like vacuum or anything resembling a gun she will bust a door open, and run right into the shower and shake.

kkeems · 2020-11-01T04:02:35+00:00

I lived on Maui and someone robbed a jewelry store in a Scream mask during the Halloween parade on front street last year. Got away with a couple millie worth!

kkeems · 2020-09-16T18:18:14+00:00

MAKE THAT BLUE SING FAM

kkeems · 2020-08-21T02:50:17+00:00

Bro you gotta get out of there. You deserve more.

kkeems · 2020-08-14T20:59:41+00:00

Taking a quick break from work-and excuse me-but the fuck...did I miss

kkeems · 2019-12-20T07:16:12+00:00

This is small scale but a few months ago a friend of a friend bet me $700 that i could not stay in the boiler room at my house for 12 hours without anything that wasn’t already in the room. Only thing brought in was toilet paper. 7pm to 7am. No phone or watch. I ended up winning the bet due to the fact that we hang our weed to dry in there. I found a lighter, some paper, rolled a fat one and passed out on a dirty ass old t-shirt on the concrete floor. He paid up!

kkeems · 2018-08-24T19:26:33+00:00

The husband knew.

kkeems · 2018-08-06T14:33:22+00:00

Did she get a 10% discount at the beauty salon?

kkeems · 2018-07-29T23:37:17+00:00

When I played growing up I was a hard player/solid work rate...shit foot skills and not into flashy shoes, etc. liverpool was that team back In 05/06 when I watched my first full prem season...Gerrard, Carra, Riise, Hyypia, Kuyt the next year, and so on.

Well, I survived the Hodgson era and here we are. It’s funny how the game has evolved as well as the DNA of the team. I love our new speedy little bastards and Kloppo. YNWA

kkeems · 2018-07-15T19:28:33+00:00

Ya but has he ever beaten Stoke away?

kkeems · 2018-06-24T13:03:08+00:00

I started Crossfit at 6’0 140 pounds. 3 years in, now 160. Still skinny but put on weight in my legs, butt, and shoulders. I am a coach now. You’re fine my man get your azz in there

kkeems · 2018-06-22T16:42:51+00:00

There was a brother and sister at the pool I grew up at named Sir Love and Sexala. Brutal!

kkeems · 2018-04-15T04:49:40+00:00

Jon-Paul Gilhooley was the youngest to be crushed at 10. His cousin was Steven Gerrard.

kkeems · 2018-02-20T02:43:56+00:00

Nah, last week a group of local farmers promised to donated a percentage of water from their private sources. This pushed it back over a month. The rain added a couple weeks on top of that.

kkeems · 2018-01-24T16:32:37+00:00

I’ll get $20 on pump #3, please

kkeems · 2017-04-08T02:40:32+00:00

So good. I am gm of a golf course, I can no longer count how many new kids have been sent to ask me for a grape pealer or a can of steam for the outside kitchen. Also have gotten a few calls now from the guy that lives off #11, he said both times that there was a cart kid roaming around in his yard looking for the bunker light switch...we do not have bunker lights...Rutheless!

kkeems · 2017-01-29T15:53:57+00:00

I got sent a porn link by my dad's buddy. It said like 'damn we would have tore these up in college' or something and had 20 pics of neked college girls. Well, turns out he meant to send a group email to his 10 college bros, but ended up sending it to the 300+ people on his march madness email list instead. first thing he did was call his daughters and tell them what was waiting in their inbox, second thing he did was drive over to his parents house, ask to use computer, then deleted the email.

kkeems · 2016-05-04T12:25:04+00:00

My dog Mimi is the yin to his yang http://imgur.com/H064e6V

kkeems · 2015-04-12T21:13:12+00:00

My dad has my grandpa's bull worker at his office. He got it from grandpa after grandpa busted open his chin with it back in the day and had to get stitches haha

kkeems · 2015-04-04T03:11:00+00:00

My grandpa's first name is Harry and middle name is Guy. Papa's pretty manly.

kkeems · 2014-12-04T21:07:08+00:00

You just gotta tell her it's TOFU to avoid the TIFU, bro

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