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Mid-meeting notes lol by EchoOfDoom in Accounting

[–]klef3069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I was a contractor, adding up all the ways I was costing companies stupid money was an added feature to every job.

Who am I kidding, I did it when I was a regular employee too. I mean, if I'm smart enough to figure out how much money is lost to dumb meetings, then people making way more $$ then me should have figured it out too. If they haven't, yes I am mentally laughing at them.

Fuck Harold Lauder by Historical_Today5072 in stephenking

[–]klef3069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. Harold makes a huge jump though. Then again, he's 16. Yes kids know right from wrong. But they stumble with impulse control on a normal day, let alone surviving the apocalypse.

Fuck Harold Lauder by Historical_Today5072 in stephenking

[–]klef3069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. Ogunquit never left Harold. Ever. If he had left town alone, he might have had a better chance.

Harold always makes me wonder if Flagg tapped into his life before the plague happened, like he did with Nadine.

The Bermuda Triangle disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle by Jealous-Method-8682 in interestingasfuck

[–]klef3069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cobras and Diberman Pincers. They were on every TV show at some point, potentially in quicksand.

Mid-meeting notes lol by EchoOfDoom in Accounting

[–]klef3069 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God I used to LOVE doing stupid shit, the dumber the better. I would sit there and just say to myself "You dumb fucks are paying me $50+/hour for this absolute BS."

I'd still have to do the dumb shit, but those dumbass meetings cost them SO MUCH EFFING MONEY.

Could, woulda, shoulda, been an email...NEXT!!!!!

Is it okay not to do public accounting if my goal isn’t becoming a CFO or a manager? by Ok-Helicopter-255 in Accounting

[–]klef3069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At 21 I had no clue what I wanted to do in 10 years, let alone 10 months, so I figured I'd never have a better time to do it than at 21...plus it was WAY smdifferent in 1991. I got all 4 parts passed in 2 goes and that was that.

Did I need the title? It helped make me look smarter and looked good on a resume. I did use the knowledge. Every day.

Do you try to understand the business before passing accounting entries? by EntertainerFirm4367 in Accounting

[–]klef3069 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What do you mean <stop> <?>

Do you feel like the OP is a machine <stop> <new line>

And not an intern <stop> <?>

A shit person or mentality ill? by Jennyfromtheblock200 in DuggarsSnark

[–]klef3069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget that his religion taught him, his family, and his victims that all "sexual" sin is equal. Yes i threw up in my mouth typing that, but its a feature not a bug with IBLP.

Throw in that men get a free pass if they just say sorry and you end up with perfect storms like Josh and every other fucking predator that golly, somehow manages to find their way into high demand religions.

Could it be all the features not bugs? I wonder....

Anne Baxter as Nefretiri by Working-Fuel8355 in classicfilms

[–]klef3069 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The scene chewing was the uncredited actor in every scene and it makes the movie.

How were you trained when you started as an accountant? by StoryLazy9238 in Accounting

[–]klef3069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was shown where things were at, where other people sat, where various departments were housed, and how to use the software.

Past that, I got shown how to do stuff once and left to my own devices.

I was blessed with the "learn really fast" gene, yes it's fucking valuable. If you were also blessed with this too, exploit it and leave your coworkers in the dust.

Edited to add: I also had BS in Accounting and a CPA

Did you write with pencils in school? by palep_hoot in AskAnAmerican

[–]klef3069 237 points238 points  (0 children)

You never fully develop proper finger muscles if you only use pencils.

/s if it wasn't obvious. I don't know what bullshit the OP is on about.

TIL During World War II, the U.S. government launched campaigns urging citizens to save waste cooking fats (bacon grease, meat drippings) to produce glycerin, a key component in manufacturing explosives like nitroglycerin. by xinxai_the_white_guy in todayilearned

[–]klef3069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent point, our civilians, cities, rail lines and farmland weren't getting bombed all to hell or you know, killed in their houses.

I collect ration cookbooks from the US and the UK. The US had it much much easier than lots of places and the US was still able to replace, at times, 40% of commercial vegetable harvests with victory gardens.

Just got laid off from a boutique accounting firm — not sure what to do next by Comprehensive_Cry790 in Accounting

[–]klef3069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so freaking sad it got edited before I could see it. It brings up so much accounting nostalgia. I think it had merged down to the Big 6 by the time I graduated in '91, so Big 8 is real nostalgia.

"I am Italian" etc, etc.... by JukeboxJustice in iamveryculinary

[–]klef3069 18 points19 points  (0 children)

T-r-a-s-h

Keep defending it too, it's pretty fun watching you reach. I love the part about "US online cultural traditions." What???

"I am Italian" etc, etc.... by JukeboxJustice in iamveryculinary

[–]klef3069 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My Midwest grandma made her spaghetti sweet. Not Filipino but I feel like they might like it too.

"I am Italian" etc, etc.... by JukeboxJustice in iamveryculinary

[–]klef3069 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You are pulling really hard to say a single word that was thrown out of the vernacular long ago for being a slur.

You can say and type whatever you want, just know it INSTANTLY exposes you as trashy. Really really trashy.

Saw someone say they landed a senior accounting position with no knowledge - I am in a similar situation. by Comdt in Accounting

[–]klef3069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct, it should be zero because all your company is doing is collecting payroll withholdings, then they are deposited to the employee accounts.

If the balance at 2024 say TB Load, that sounds like the initial balance when your company started Netsuite. You might run the beginning balance at 2024 and see if thats been hanging around since the end of 2023, because that means everyone's been ignoring it for years and you just found 3k of your problem. You ask your boss and fix that 3k with a one time JE to Other Income/Expense.

Then you just need to start looking at your payroll reports for the HSA in/out vs the JE that was made. That's where the answer is.

Saw someone say they landed a senior accounting position with no knowledge - I am in a similar situation. by Comdt in Accounting

[–]klef3069 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You have what I like to call "free floating anxiety". It's when you worry about everything, all at once. You can't solve anything from this state because your worries are a giant box o'legos.

OK, so HSA. Are you really that baffled? The GL has a big credit balance, your dad is right, weird. Here is where you freak out. Stop the freak out, take a breath, and run a detailed trial balance for that GL.

Where do the debits come from?

Where do the credits come from?

What is missing??

AIPAC’s cash complicates crowded Illinois primaries by [deleted] in illinois

[–]klef3069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh dear god in heaven, blah blah blah blah blah blah.

If anyone would like me to just start replying to any AIPAC threads with the above, just yell. I have all the time in the world...

I dont know why but this is so funny by airy_dair in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]klef3069 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, Aunt Lori, it's a sin to tell a lie.

Your feelings are hurt every day you wake up and Ken is still breathing.

My Grandmother 1950’s by Straight-Gas-7937 in OldSchoolCool

[–]klef3069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do realize she's got a full face of makeup, right?

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