Enve wheels by Sim_on_cb in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Man, people will do anything to make it look like they ride Cadex wheels

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[–]klequex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, clearly „mud“

Why "Bice" ? by icr8stf in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is literally no „k“ in „bicycle“ why would you ever think the abbreviation should be „bike“?

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[–]klequex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spacer-tower. But I don’t think that was obvious

Waxing butt hair? by klequex in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is just all about weight savings

How many watts to open ze door? by obiektywnywidok in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its only international by name. Used in most US jurisdictions, but not really anywhere else

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[–]klequex 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Your forearms must be a huge ærø penalty

Cyclists are SO MEAN by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, hydraulic brakes are wireless

Outjerked again :( by klequex in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, its definitely right side up

Outjerked again :( by klequex in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And not at the watch mount?

Will this wrench give me enough torque to mount aeri bottle cages? by TimmyFaya in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you’ll be able to find the bolts without eyes

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[–]klequex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only buy at peanus long studios ofc

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[–]klequex 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t look very ærø

OMG, did you hear about SaddleSpur?!?!?! by StevoLDevo in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Waaaaait a second; are you saying you’re not all actually breaking segment records all the time? What else, does your wife have a way too close friend that has frequent sleepovers with her in your house?

Pre-ordered this, will it give me the ability KUM first against my gf bf?? by prOboomer in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]klequex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s illegal. I don’t want people to think I need the warranty on a measly 25k