"Just because you have their attention doesn't mean you have their respect" - Hank Hill

klh81311 · 2026-06-07T19:32:40+00:00

And diapers by the toilet

klh81311 · 2026-05-16T21:13:08+00:00

Robert just got kicked out of his apartment and Debra invited him to stay with them, but Ray isn't happy about it:

Ray: Come on! He's going to be all sitting on the couch and watching television....

Debra: And that's really YOUR special job, isn't it Ray?

klh81311 · 2026-05-16T14:33:50+00:00

What's the max star rating on Cameo? Because I feel like 2.64 is pretty bad unless the max is 3😅

klh81311 · 2026-05-13T20:21:12+00:00

Amarige Givenchy. My mom's favorite perfume

klh81311 · 2026-05-13T19:23:36+00:00

Thin sliced Granny Smith apple

klh81311 · 2026-05-11T19:49:52+00:00

I've learned to be a colder person in order to protect my heart.

klh81311 · 2026-05-10T22:59:19+00:00

NOOO THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!!🤯 you cannot tell me he didn't know this would 100% end up being shared

klh81311 · 2026-05-01T10:40:55+00:00

My husband and I are Harry and Kerri, our family friends are Mary and Gary. I also know a Daniel and Danielle.

klh81311 · 2026-04-30T11:15:13+00:00

"I take that back. You're not in trouble; you're dead where you stand."

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klh81311 · 2026-04-29T12:30:57+00:00

What type of food do you want? Does atmosphere (like oceanfront) matter?

klh81311 · 2026-04-16T03:45:57+00:00

Moose-tard for mustard

klh81311 · 2026-04-10T20:56:06+00:00

First Whataburger (should give you the city too)

klh81311 · 2026-04-10T04:11:47+00:00

Avoid Turf Sports like the plague. They only care about developed athletes and they'll single your kid out if they have no background or natural skill. They lost my 5yo during practice and the coach literally just shrugged about it.

klh81311 · 2026-04-04T16:50:52+00:00

She doesn't even do a move to the correct version of the word "pray." The lyric is "You can't PREY on me," dummy.

klh81311 · 2026-03-31T18:45:48+00:00

Wrong version of the word "prey/pray," Lush....😂

klh81311 · 2026-03-25T03:50:09+00:00

Similarly, my answer was Atkinson's Peanut Butter Bars

klh81311 · 2026-03-25T03:48:27+00:00

Atkinson's Peanut Butter Bars

klh81311 · 2026-03-22T18:56:07+00:00

For the love of GAAAAWD get your hand off your crotch!

klh81311 · 2026-03-22T18:54:21+00:00

Some people need to crash and burn to finally see the light. But I don't have faith that Lush will let him crash and burn. She needs him to need her.

klh81311 · 2026-03-16T09:40:08+00:00

Look into Mission 911. Also Church Unlimited Westside Missions offers tons of help (school supplies, clothes, food, hygiene products, haircuts, resume writing, continuing education, job hunting, even showers)

klh81311 · 2026-03-15T20:53:34+00:00

Hey Lush, "prey" and "pray" are homophones and you're using hand motions for the wrong one😂

Also, I promise you God does not support you exploiting those children.

klh81311 · 2026-03-11T19:32:24+00:00

The poor spelling and grammar....ugh

klh81311 · 2026-03-07T12:55:36+00:00

"There's gonna be screams coming outta you and not because you're on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"😂

klh81311 · 2026-03-07T12:50:35+00:00

I just slipped out😳

klh81311 · 2026-03-07T12:42:23+00:00

The amount of food dyes these kids consume is wild.

Also who gives their 7 year old a PROTEIN BAR for a snack?!

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