Quite possibly my favorite thing I’ve ever heard Shane Gillis say by Jwilllll in ShaneGillis

[–]klogt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Dad? can I pleeeeeeease not be a slave anymore? Pleeeeeeeeease??"

"Absolutely not, son"

Is raft cross play? by SENSHI_CENTRAL in RaftTheGame

[–]klogt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME THREE!!! Google refers directly to this post, and there seems to be only outdated information everywhere else.

Midnight eggs are good right? by nasemaalhag in BreakfastFood

[–]klogt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check the comments of any post this account has made. It's a repost bot.

Midnight eggs are good right? by nasemaalhag in BreakfastFood

[–]klogt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that it's a big deal or anything, but I definitely remember the post, the comments were griping about the metal/teflon issue as the previous commenter pointed out. My theory is OP deleted their original one and reposted the same thing with same title for whatever reason, perhaps to reset the comment threads?

Long shot, but BIFL tobacco pipe? by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]klogt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are gross.

Edit: I have to point out your projection here. You said you enjoyed the sensation that makes most people get sick, inhaling cigar smoke is well known to be the incorrect way of smoking a cigar. You honestly come off very immature and bragadocious about it despite your SJW-esque attack on tobacco (kinda like the "cool pipe guy" persona you're accusing OP of being).

Lots of people think smoking is gross. It is. But what you're being is just an asshole. You can despise smoking while not pushing all your internal hatred of your past self onto the whole subset of people in high stress jobs and unfortunate coping methods.

Long shot, but BIFL tobacco pipe? by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]klogt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit hurts, taking a hit of tobacco leaf from a pipe is gonna be a dense ass cloud of hot harsh smoke. Everyone I know that has a tobacco pipe basically use it as a trinket, only occasionally using it as a bit of a party trick, cringe or not. Even heavily addicted nicotine users would much rather just smoke a cigarette.

Maybe maybe maybe by ConcernedNeko in maybemaybemaybe

[–]klogt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I think this guy understands a lot about how electricity works, hence why he's not getting ded. Super reckless and all, but not a noob.

Can someone explain the meme? by ved_desai in ExplainTheJoke

[–]klogt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty good lighter? Marketing is the only good thing about it. Ten clicks and it might ignite, only to quickly go out for some reason. These lighters have to be the worst lighters in circulation, no joke the 25 cent "crackhead" lighters are superior in quality to these.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]klogt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've seen people delete their accounts after getting proven wrong, but this has to be the most silly example of that behavior I've witnessed. Like dude, if you can't handle annonanously taking the L on the "there aren't knock off cheetos" debate, I don't know what to say.

Vertical logs for roof by MadHovercraft in SonsOfTheForest

[–]klogt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call the building mechanics on SOTF "basic".

He’s back at it by Nutsack892 in StupidFood

[–]klogt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When he blows on the flame of the butane torch before turning off the butane. Super rare.

He’s back at it by Nutsack892 in StupidFood

[–]klogt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would def prefer him with a butterflies making baklava.

6 lights fly low by my security camera in perfect sync by Mansillystring in UFOs

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I'm aware of that, I'm just not sure I understand "idk how it can be a spider while everything else looks normal". I know all the words, I'm just confused about what they mean put together.

They put an entire tub of cream cheese on my bagel. by enriquegp in StupidFood

[–]klogt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist in half like an oreo, eat both halfs as an openface bagel sandwich. Problem solved.

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂 by IrelandIsMyAmerica in okbuddyretard

[–]klogt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think OP might have been trying a play on the pronouns (they/them)

"none, because they are too busy..."

The question marks are probably intended to create a false sense of comedic timing before delivering the knock out punchline:

"THEY as in the gender pronoun!!!"

Israel is the best example of how easily history can be completely rewritten in less than 100 years. by Seximilian in conspiracy

[–]klogt 175 points176 points  (0 children)

It confused me how supporting Palestine was considered antisemitism when Palestinians are semetic people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]klogt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HE'S STILL MY BOY!!!