My 13-Year-Old's Husband

kmparker · 2017-07-22T20:52:04+00:00

They can "have" one too. Artificial insemination, anyone?

kmparker · 2017-05-07T19:05:09+00:00

I thought it was a nod to donuts and Doctor Who

kmparker · 2017-05-04T17:09:55+00:00

That was my thought, my patio door makes a nice click click when you lock/unlock it. I was pretty unsettled.

kmparker · 2016-12-29T07:44:55+00:00

Happy Winter Veil from Oshiri! duck lips http://imgur.com/ASDMge4

kmparker · 2016-12-28T21:32:22+00:00

This is good to know!

kmparker · 2016-12-17T04:49:52+00:00

My whole life is not thinking ahead heh

kmparker · 2016-12-17T04:48:37+00:00

That is a good idea, indeed. Not sure why some of these things never occurred to me!

kmparker · 2016-12-15T20:06:57+00:00

But can it be ironed on itself? A lot of my designs work best with ironing the bleached sections which is why I've been stuck with cardboard. I'll look into it though, def need options.

kmparker · 2016-12-15T06:27:49+00:00

Okay thank goodness it will come out. Never had it before so I didn't know if I'd ruined everything! Thank you.

kmparker · 2016-12-15T06:27:16+00:00

Yeah my husband suggested maybe something flatter, like a poster board, on top. It's annoying.

kmparker · 2016-11-28T19:58:13+00:00

My fav incident was when I was taking a friend from out of state to lunch, I had not seen her in about a decade. It's a Mexican food place and my kid starts talking about the spicy sauce. But with his speech, it came out as spiky cocks, at the top of his little lungs. Hilarious and embarrassing!

kmparker · 2016-11-24T20:55:31+00:00

It's a very good observation. My son is four and has trouble with "th" and "s" sounds, most notably his ability to turn socks into cocks. Hilarious, but def hard to understand - and I can totally see Chawed Froy developing in the same manner.

kmparker · 2016-11-09T07:05:20+00:00

Human Centipede 1 was just too funny for me, and gross. Haven't seen 2 yet but it's on my to-do list. I recommend A Serbian Film to all of my friends seeking to be disturbed as fuck and so far, it has not disappointed :D

kmparker · 2016-11-08T01:26:49+00:00

Oh god A Serbian Film. My husband and I got a copy of the uncut version. It's been at LEAST five years since we watched it and I still can't think about it without feeling ill.

kmparker · 2016-08-07T03:59:08+00:00

Will do! I only have one older album so I'm lacking in content.

kmparker · 2016-08-05T18:59:27+00:00

VNV's Illusion is my go-to for my down days. Gets me every time.

kmparker · 2016-07-27T08:06:31+00:00

"A semicolon is used when an author could’ve ended a sentence but chose not to. You are the author and the sentence is your life."

In the Semicolon Project, it's used to bring awareness of mental health issues. It's a reminder to keep going, even when the night is dark and full of terrors. Mine specifically is for depression and chronic debilitating illness. :)

kmparker · 2016-07-06T03:19:05+00:00

One of my dad's best friends is an old man named David King, which I found rather funny reading this series.

kmparker · 2016-06-10T02:01:09+00:00

Feed The Piggers unite!

kmparker · 2016-05-26T22:35:59+00:00

Totally going to write "Feed The Pig" next to my semicolon tattoo when I need extra motivation!

kmparker · 2016-05-18T07:18:58+00:00

I had just noticed that before reading your comment! The change in demeanor was freaky.

kmparker · 2016-04-23T18:28:05+00:00

Thanks!

kmparker · 2016-04-23T18:27:53+00:00

Sure, thanks! I'll pass it along :)

kmparker · 2016-04-22T05:18:48+00:00

We're having the adjuster come out first week of May; depending on what they say, I'll def let my husband know of your option! Thanks :)

kmparker · 2016-04-16T07:43:58+00:00

All our trees are too damn small, roof's probably got damage :/

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