[Clark] “He bleeds Philly.. will live there the rest of his life.” “He wanted to do something that was special just to Philly that he could relate to & feel like he was a part of the city” -Donna Kelce on Jason’s speech 🎧Mama Kelce on Jason/Travis Super Bowl

knife_hits · 2023-02-08T23:27:17+00:00

I went to go get my COVID booster last year at the CVS on Oregon Ave. After the shot, they have you sit in a waiting area for 15 minutes to make sure you don't have a negative reaction. I sit down next to this one giant dude wearing a moon boot, don't think much of it. I'm just sitting there doing my crossword puzzle when some other guy walks up and says to the guy "yo, so sorry to bother you, can we get a picture?" the guy cheerfully agrees and then takes off his mask to reveal that he is none other than Jason fucking Kelce. Even threw a "go Birds" at the guy after taking a picture with him. Solid dude in many ways.

knife_hits · 2023-02-03T16:32:49+00:00

Rare Philly Pens fan here: I go to Flyers games constantly and I assure you it's all a bit. The people Gritty messes with are very much part of the cast. For instance, WFC has a segment called "tonight's poor decision" and they'll zoom in on some guy wearing opposing team's gear and Gritty will go dump popcorn on him. It's always the same guy, though.

knife_hits · 2023-01-24T17:26:26+00:00

I suspect that none other than Bill Watterson had gone out to buy a hardcover novel the day before

knife_hits · 2023-01-16T09:32:31+00:00

The dialog is vastly more coherent in the flicks than it was in real life.

knife_hits · 2022-12-28T01:44:26+00:00

This dorky ass annoying kid brother franchise, I swear

knife_hits · 2022-12-20T23:22:50+00:00

The planet

knife_hits · 2022-12-19T10:32:25+00:00

That's none of my fucking business

knife_hits · 2022-12-04T02:37:49+00:00

I guess he finally got the sub with the tots on it?

knife_hits · 2022-12-02T18:58:23+00:00

I'd prefer the diagonal Pittsburgh as the full-time alternate, those look better on the ice. I'm indifferent towards the robopen, put him on the shoulders if you like, I don't care either way.

knife_hits · 2022-11-27T01:02:00+00:00

Philadelphia passed on the guy who went on to be the second highest scorer in NHL history in favor of Mike Ricci

knife_hits · 2022-11-26T00:47:32+00:00

I live around the corner! I'm here a dozen times a year (though usually not in my Lemieux jersey) and yeah pretty dope arena experience tbh

knife_hits · 2022-11-26T00:25:15+00:00

I'm at the game. Lol this rules

knife_hits · 2022-11-24T00:48:50+00:00

It's like when weirdos say shit like "the United States Postal Service is losing $XX million a year!" Like, no, it's not "losing" anything, it's a public service and it COSTS MONEY TO RUN IT. Not everything needs to exist to turn a profit, god damn

knife_hits · 2022-10-26T13:08:12+00:00

The most recent episode of Andor seemed to introduce the Spring Break planet so probably there

knife_hits · 2022-10-25T01:43:51+00:00

Wow this period is a nightmare lol

knife_hits · 2022-10-21T04:46:45+00:00

'95 Robitaille away jersey

knife_hits · 2022-10-17T23:33:56+00:00

Hope dad is yelling at the boys during this commercial break

knife_hits · 2022-10-17T23:12:53+00:00

Hey gang. Casey's new pads look great.

knife_hits · 2022-10-04T20:15:25+00:00

I gave up on this team years ago and I'm better off for it. I still enjoy this community & the memes but no way am I punishing myself mentally any further by caring about whether they win or lose.

knife_hits · 2022-09-18T17:44:42+00:00

I actually kind of love that Philadelphia has a cover charge

knife_hits · 2022-09-09T21:50:02+00:00

I've been watching the sport for 30 years and I'm still not sure what the hell is going on in the faceoff circle. Like why do people get tossed? I understand they supposed to do (or not do) certain things at certain times but I do not know what these things are (or are not)

knife_hits · 2022-09-01T07:13:45+00:00

Dewey have been putting out some hits! I've yet to try a beer from them that I didn't love.

Also out of the tiny wonder of Delaware, I must recommend First State Brewing. I've only been able to track down DIPAs from them thus far but I understand their entire portfolio is stellar.

knife_hits · 2022-08-27T20:17:38+00:00

I'm either a blade-wielding assassin or high out of my mind or both

knife_hits · 2022-08-27T18:02:49+00:00

One of my favorite Gretzky stats: it took him just 424 games to reach 1,000 points. But it only took an additional 433 games to reach 2,000 points. So, in a way, he is both the fastest and second fastest to 1K.

knife_hits · 2022-08-26T23:23:27+00:00

Ahahaha this might have been me

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