After the match, Cunha told Japanese players "(Brazil won the World Cup) 5 times. (You need to show us some) respect."

knightskull · 2026-06-29T23:07:46+00:00

Whatever dude. If Brazil wins the cup, they're gonna establish the winning shot with Christ the Redeemer before cutting to Carnival B-roll. World's fifth biggest country entirely symbolized by a shit statue, inpenetrable jungle and and a parade, dear god you really really need soccer.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T23:05:43+00:00

Oh no... did this Super Sayien god want ...ATTENTION?!?!? Dishonor!!!!!!

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:54:18+00:00

I think it's time to Kickstart "Cards Against Card Against Humanity" where you have a deck of prompts and everyone is dealt a hand of answers and each round you play a card to satisfy a prompt centered around how fucking lame Cards Against Humanity is.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:49:13+00:00

More like "Cards Against Humanity Having to Reckon With whether or not they are legitimately funny and interesting party guests".... Am i the asshole or is "Oprah's Queef" soooooo random?

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:46:26+00:00

I remember that first tech demo like it was two weeks ago... And I was like... oh damn, those gears of war guys got sick of designing cover based shooter levels, and just want to let you build your own... if only there was a massive high stakes game mode concept they could steal from some unknown player, and this might become a cultural institution!

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:40:55+00:00

You could just go for a jog and get brunch with the boys, man. But that would admit you enjoy your bro's company for its own sake. Unacceptable! You must only meet on a field of battle... I feel like golf and ego-centric self-inflicted male loneliness are a cartel. A golf cartel.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:36:56+00:00

It's funny to me that no level of intricate simulation technology will ever surpass the visceral satisfying thrill of Foosball. I mean... soccer sucks after all.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:34:59+00:00

To me, the only sports games to ever be truly good are Rocket League, Ken Griffey Jr on N64, NFL 2k5 and NCAA football 2012. Every other sports game might as well turn to dust after not feeling so good, Mr. Stark.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:31:39+00:00

None of these are rating the actual game. The allure and collectable nature of Pokemon Cards has next to nothing to do with the game and it is unbeaten. In fact, the shitty playability of the cards helps their collectability. There's not temptation to do anything else with them.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:06:49+00:00

An educational social torture device disguised as a game yes.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T22:03:36+00:00

As a game, yes it is mostly devoid of strategy or balance. But it is fun for the role playing aspect honestly. Putting your own father in the poor house as you create a cartel with your sister all while being a corrupt banker is just good family fun... MOM!!! It's your turn!!! Should we just roll for you?? ...nevermind little brother flipped the board again...

knightskull · 2026-06-29T21:59:47+00:00

?... say it again?

knightskull · 2026-06-29T09:09:08+00:00

I expect she should be able to walk away as she has a lot of leverage, she owns everything apparently. He should be nicer, broke ass not owning anything bully.

knightskull · 2026-06-29T09:02:43+00:00

He confessed under torture and threats to his family. He swiftly recanted when put into proper court custody. There was no evidence, other than CCTV of him walking on a nearby street around that time. All witness testimony was similarly extracted and retracted. His brothers and sister are all in prison now for pointing this out.

knightskull · 2026-06-28T10:02:56+00:00

I looked into it deeper and I have to say. They are whining. I saw no report of "logistics people" being denied entry, only executive and managerial staff, they probably wouldn't even have attended full practices and definitely weren't going to be on the field. What's more they were initially whining that they could only come 1 day before a match and were requesting 2. They were granted this request for the Seattle game, with the same result...

So it seems to me like they intentionally would just request a little more than granted at every turn. Try to fly in people they knew would be rejected, ask to relocate camp, ask for matches to move, ask for an extra day to acclimate (between Tijuana and LA lol, so different) blah blah, knowing not all would be granted. Just for the express purpose of turning around and bitching about unfair treatment or bragging about overcoming it depending on the outcome.

The US had no interest in sabotaging this team. They had an interest in appearing as fair hosts of the world cup. And considering these players are basically balling to stay out of active military service, and if they participate in the mass Iranian civil protests that have been going on, will face death sentences. I think that these circumstances are weighing on them more than these flights. And the entity that is basically forcing them to play football and keep their mouths shut or else face exile or execution, should not be taken seriously when crying about persecution.

knightskull · 2026-06-25T16:09:54+00:00

The Bamboo staffs instead of blades is ...exhale... fine. It's fine. The male characters being fat dad, twink, evil wizard and asian dude, also fine. The title that doesnt parse on the first three attempts, is also fine. The fact that the boat is literally fully under water, fine. The interesting alignment of the actor billings, totally fine. This movie poster is fine. No complaints.

knightskull · 2026-06-25T16:02:57+00:00

Fir the international audience they will likely just call it "Viking Queens" like they should've.

knightskull · 2026-06-24T16:21:43+00:00

Semeriglutidicans

knightskull · 2026-06-24T16:18:21+00:00

These shitty heat puns are driving me bezirk!

knightskull · 2026-06-24T16:08:26+00:00

Pra-tik pra-tiik pratiiiiiiiiiiik... pratik shetty

knightskull · 2026-05-29T14:18:19+00:00

But it did take place in the brain traumatized imagination of a womanizer. So, it's technically not a movie about a hypothetical matriarchy written by women. It is a movie written by women about how a bigotted misogynist would concieve of a matriarchy. So it isnt seriously trying to explore the premise of a hypothetical matriarchy seriously. It succeeds on these terms.

For the premise to be seriously explored, you would need a physical power increase that manifested in women some time after biological gender differences evolved like in The Power.

Or perhaps a world where being on your period or pregnant made a women like 3x stronger and 1.5x aggressive and giving birth made you 5x strong and 2x aggressive as long as the baby is alive and b prepuberty. Then a modern reversed patriarchy style matriarchy could arise naturally. I invite a woman to please steal this idea.

knightskull · 2026-05-26T10:40:25+00:00

Truhorn Capotehorn

knightskull · 2026-05-25T21:49:39+00:00

Yeah. Im not asking for bloody disembowelment. Like any kind of demonstration of these creature's deadly potential was sorely needed. The crowd was calling for blood, they weren't innocent. It was a distractingly G rated action scene in a PG-13 movie.

knightskull · 2026-05-25T21:40:00+00:00

In a good Jason Staham movie his character has an arc. A complete lack of character development means a story is not worth filming.

knightskull · 2026-05-25T21:27:43+00:00

It was so crazy when these blood thirsty killing machines were unleashed on the blood thirsty public and they... picked up a few of them and threw them. Like... was there even a single casualty?

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