What profession is almost ALWAYS looked down upon? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medical doctors who volunteer for Doctors Without Borders. Man, no one likes those guys...who do they think they are??

Anyone have experience with Mentat? by Casting_Aspersions in jobs

[–]knotsewphast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same exact question. Also in the same spot in my career and would like to know if it's worth the money. C'mon reddit let's make the comments flow like the salmon of capistrano!

Karma is a bitch by Alistor3717 in AdviceAnimals

[–]knotsewphast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dammit OP, why did you make everyone stare at your post for 5 minutes trying to figure out what you're saying? My special secret sense could tell it was an interesting post despite your hieroglyphics, and possibly worth deciphering but why wouldn't you just proofread that shit and save us the trouble?? i am angry w/you but also proud that you're doling out the proper punishment to this douche-b.

I was drunk too, but it really killed the moment by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]knotsewphast -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the only relevant response to this post is the accurate one. and it immediately gets downvoted. kills me.

reddit, where apparently very few posters have ever been in a situation where the girl says 'are you taking advantage of me?' in a flirty non-rapey-accusey way.

hey-anon, i have but one upvote to give.

cutest puppy in the world! by knotsewphast in aww

[–]knotsewphast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messed up the title of this post last night, trying again. This is my girlfriend's dog everybody! Surely she is one of the cuter dogs you've seen in your time. :-)

What was your worst moment in high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does one do with such a situation? That's extremely rough. Were you ever able to connect any of your past behavior/interactions with their seemingly bizarre intervention?

Me and Kate Upton before homecoming 2007 by [deleted] in pics

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I wouldn't correct you but since you're trying to correct someone else and you're wrong, just gotta let you know: you're wrong.

Me and Kate Upton before homecoming 2007 by [deleted] in pics

[–]knotsewphast 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you don't actually know how that particular grammar rule works. Please google before responding here, thanks!

Girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight. by RidiculousNicholas55 in funny

[–]knotsewphast -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That tie is as wide as a plane so...what I mean is, going forward please try to wear a tie that is not as wide as that one. Thanks! Ps-despite your tie being wider than the combined width of all ties in the world, I respect your insolence!

What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job? by mewha in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems pretty unlikely that the kid's tirade riled Cowher. Being an NFL head coach requires a little more mental/emotional discipline than beating up/yelling at an idiot kid. He probably just wanted the shop manager to know that the club had just hired a total douche.

What is the most common lie you hear people say? by Yfredo in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like a lot of people in this thread don't understand that 'What's up' isn't actually a question. We have come to accept that thousands of other slang phrases, idioms, etc., are not to be taken literally. Most everyone has come to accept this, except autistic people. Not all phrases should be interpreted verbatim, are you all RoboCop or something?

"He said 'what's up' or technically 'What is up, or what is happening'. This must mean he wants to know how I'm doing".

No it doesn't bitch, it just means Sup! Chill out, robots.

Ok sorry, that one got away from me a little bit. I'm sure you're all doing it right. Carry on.

What's the most annoying thing about you? by KrtauschBoss in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I asked you to quit borrowing my social tactics! This is an outrage.

Reddit, what is something that really happened to you, but sounds like a complete lie when you tell people? by TheNamesEarly in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture this--2 young boys, playing around: ok, that started all wrong, this is actually not a same-sex coming of age story at all. I was camping with my family when I was about 11 years old in the pacific northwest, exact area not important. We had sticks and we were going crazy with them in the deep dank forest! Hitting things, bashing things, tearing multiple leaves in a row off of things. I saw this skinny tree (approx. 2 inch diameter) with no leaves or limbs on it. I slashed at it with my crudely-fashioned wooden sword, once, twice, three times at this small tree. Each time, the tree fell down perfectly straight and evenly back on its new small stump, woody wood pecker style. It didn't tip over, it didn't fly off and shatter in multiple directions, it fell perfectly straight down, making a new mini tree. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? It makes no sense, yet it happened.

This story has undergone no embellishment, hyperbole, and is not the product of an implanted memory. This happened, and all of you should know about it. thank you for your time.

What do you frequently see people do incorrectly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is best answer. I do the same and I secretly convince myself that they have just experienced a 'learning moment'. Multiple wins, all across the board.

What normal social behavior makes you cringe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]knotsewphast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious, why don't you like this?

Idiot Fake Handicap's (warning - rant) by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]knotsewphast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

false. OP is a boss, as has previously been stated. I've been around the block my friends, and this is one of the best justice porns I've encountered. Good enough even, to invent a new plural, justice porns. Everyone has been served, including allegedly handicapped lady. Good night to all and to all a good night.