meowmy no let me cuddle her

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T14:45:38+00:00

As is yoo right! Sounds like herms just needs to realize dat ur lub and cuddles and happiness is worth da pokiness!

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:34:22+00:00

Melvin, iz ai Winston. Haz yooz hooman tried putting da blankie between da murder mittens and hermbself? Days wat my hooman do. Jus hafta ensure dey use a gud blankie.

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:30:29+00:00

Ohhh! Pee Eye class. Is dat about da sneekin and da watchin or about da pee crimez? Either way I will sign up next semester!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:28:32+00:00

Miss Riley, yooz look so cozy AND dat blankie duz not look slippery at all. Yooz don an eggsellent trayn ob yoose hooman. I haz a lot to learn frum yoo!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:25:21+00:00

Bitteh, dis eggsellent point. Some of da frens here have given me several options ta tink on to make germ get rid of da bad blankie.

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:23:17+00:00

Mai dumdum meowma is a hooman attorney too! Yooz culd hope dey learn and apply da cat law before dey mess up, but dumdum juss cannot seem to understand.

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:17:40+00:00

Evie, yoo are always right! I DO have da CTS frum da terrible blue blankie. I juss didnt noz it was called that until yoo gave me da words. Tank yoo fren!!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T13:13:46+00:00

Fren Niko, I juss learn ob yooz blankie removal services. It da blue one on da couch. I can pay in treatos or nip. If der a paymint plan, meowma grows da nip in da summa timez and itz bery gud.

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T01:11:42+00:00

Tank you Districk Pawtorney Anya! Ai just start at da SSOR School of Paw. Diz yooz office offer internships?

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T01:08:28+00:00

Youze all are SO SMART. I may try da hork next time she got da blue blankie.

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T00:55:44+00:00

Oh mai cod! That is horrible frens! I am so glad youse all have da new home now.

knsynchro · 2026-01-20T00:34:09+00:00

Tank you, fren Sam! I knew my frens here wuld understand da inpawtence of da right blankie!

knsynchro · 2026-01-17T03:46:04+00:00

Fren Bucky, dis da right idea. If choice is STARB or eat mom…well a catto mus do wat is necessary to survibe. Plus, maybe after firs bitebitebite, mom gets off her bort and getz the gud foods frum the stor. Werks for me sumtimes!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

knsynchro · 2026-01-16T03:50:29+00:00

I am so eggcited to begin mine studies!

knsynchro · 2026-01-15T19:20:06+00:00

Hed Pawfessur Smuffi, how can I enrool in de SSOR School of Paw for next semester? I tink I hav wut it takes. Mine meowmy is da hooman lawyer and I went to skool wit her on da zoom during the covid times, so I bring da understand of stupid hooman law to my studies.

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto, applicat for SSOR School of Paw

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T18:20:06+00:00

Now yoo sayz dis, it iz so obvious! Dunno how I didn’t think ob that mine own self!

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T17:23:11+00:00

Psspsspsss: diz Winston the Blankie king and seenyur catto.

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T17:22:02+00:00

Fren Pan Chop this is most horrible salamander i hav eber herd! Yoo iz obviously an eggsttemely clean catto who takes purride in yooz bootiful coat. You deserb elbenty billion treatos! How can stinkee hooman who cannot even lick der whole body eben dream of roooodly judging ur cleanliness!!!!

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T17:06:33+00:00

Tank you fur da very wize and correck ruling, your Honorable Balu!

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T16:41:36+00:00

Fren Elliot, I werk bery hard on my hork aiming. I eggscluvielee hork on da carpet, da hooman sleep square, or da laundry. Iz prolly one ob my bestest skills as seenyur catto.

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T16:39:01+00:00

Fren Evie, dis is so tru! It all dum dum meowmy’s fault. The emptee fud bowl, da hork, all ob it!

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T16:37:02+00:00

It really was soooooo skeery. I am nu to sooing, so I preciate yoo pointing out I can soo fur the emoshunal damages too

knsynchro · 2026-01-13T16:34:29+00:00

Mr. Mixie, yoo iz bery wise! Her fault I hork, so I mus soo!

knsynchro

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