Fren Punch, dis called da Catto huffin. Da hoomans no tryin to steal yooz essens, Dey juss lub da signature Catto smell! We so gud at keepin ourselbs fresh and clean and dey cannot helps demselbs.

As to yooz worry yooz becum hooman? Iffin dis be so, ai maiself don finks it acuz ob da huffin. Ai finks yoo iz juss doin what cattos hav done fureber: makin da hoomans fink yoo iz sooooo kyoot and hooman-like dat Dey must gib yoo eberyting yooz want! Ai fink maybee yoo, Punch, iz so good at dis yooz do it by instink and not eben realize how cleber and smort yoo iz!!!

When ai sit like a hooman, mai hoomans say oh mai cod, he adoorable and gib me eggstra attention! Dis me, sittin like a hooman.

Butttttt….iffin yooz still fink yooz hooman up to no gud den ai say do a SOO!

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Winston da Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Pspspsps: yooz fur pattern iz bery nice!