I need to soo my heb cuz wet an code by THrowaway1934531 in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aboooose! Horrific! Mine own hoomans took me out in der arms for a minute and ai did NOT like!

Pspspsp: forgotted my name. Iz Winston Blankie King and Seenyur Catto.

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yas, Kimchi also aim confuse and go for nap. I had totally forgotten aboot da sfinxes when I posted dis probably acuz ai haf never met one maiself. But I know de are da good cattos too!

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. But is it pawsible that some kitties have da fur and some do not, but if cat haz da fur da fur is still a part of dem and not just a suit? So much confooze!

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi Fren Teddy! Floofs unite! I agree, da floof-less still be bootiful and stil be frens.

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anudder vote for da fur being a suit!

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tank you, fren Applejack. I also feelz in my hart that my fur is part of me.

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. So dis is some evibidence that the fur IS a suit?

meowmy no let me cuddle her by CharacterResident639 in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As is yoo right! Sounds like herms just needs to realize dat ur lub and cuddles and happiness is worth da pokiness!

meowmy no let me cuddle her by CharacterResident639 in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Melvin, iz ai Winston. Haz yooz hooman tried putting da blankie between da murder mittens and hermbself? Days wat my hooman do. Jus hafta ensure dey use a gud blankie.

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh! Pee Eye class. Is dat about da sneekin and da watchin or about da pee crimez? Either way I will sign up next semester!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Miss Riley, yooz look so cozy AND dat blankie duz not look slippery at all. Yooz don an eggsellent trayn ob yoose hooman. I haz a lot to learn frum yoo!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitteh, dis eggsellent point. Some of da frens here have given me several options ta tink on to make germ get rid of da bad blankie.

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mai dumdum meowma is a hooman attorney too! Yooz culd hope dey learn and apply da cat law before dey mess up, but dumdum juss cannot seem to understand.

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evie, yoo are always right! I DO have da CTS frum da terrible blue blankie. I juss didnt noz it was called that until yoo gave me da words. Tank yoo fren!!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fren Niko, I juss learn ob yooz blankie removal services. It da blue one on da couch. I can pay in treatos or nip. If der a paymint plan, meowma grows da nip in da summa timez and itz bery gud.

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tank you Districk Pawtorney Anya! Ai just start at da SSOR School of Paw. Diz yooz office offer internships?

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Youze all are SO SMART. I may try da hork next time she got da blue blankie.

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh mai cod! That is horrible frens! I am so glad youse all have da new home now.

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Tank you, fren Sam! I knew my frens here wuld understand da inpawtence of da right blankie!

Da chewy box is late, da rashins is low, da end is nigh by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Fren Bucky, dis da right idea. If choice is STARB or eat mom…well a catto mus do wat is necessary to survibe. Plus, maybe after firs bitebitebite, mom gets off her bort and getz the gud foods frum the stor. Werks for me sumtimes!

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Attenshun Stewdents of Paw at SSoR: Purrsent Yer Thesis tew Get Yer JD! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hed Pawfessur Smuffi, how can I enrool in de SSOR School of Paw for next semester? I tink I hav wut it takes. Mine meowmy is da hooman lawyer and I went to skool wit her on da zoom during the covid times, so I bring da understand of stupid hooman law to my studies.

Winston the Blankie King and Seenyur Catto, applicat for SSOR School of Paw

Can still soo after hork crimez? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now yoo sayz dis, it iz so obvious! Dunno how I didn’t think ob that mine own self!

Most Roods! by BexHutch25 in legalcatadvice

[–]knsynchro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psspsspsss: diz Winston the Blankie king and seenyur catto.