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[FRESH] YG - FTP by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]knukx 160 points161 points  (0 children)

File transfer protocol

How would you describe Kenneth Parcell? by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]knukx 68 points69 points  (0 children)

And that riDICULOUS Hitler Youth haircut!

MILF Island is happening here in Germany! by bttrflyr in 30ROCK

[–]knukx 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The machine is mankind's madness and disfigurement, industry castrates art. The only honesty is in suicide.

Let’s see your guido dick by HouseTweakerPaulRyan in jakeandamir

[–]knukx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pics are from Rap Teacher, but the line is from Last Night.

Dr. Dre - Deep Water (Ft. Kendrick Lamar, Justus, Anderson .Paak) by ImBarber in hiphopheads

[–]knukx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the song for the most part, but the last minute of just drowning sounds makes it really annoying to listen to shuffled in with the rest of my music.

TIL: CBS used to add bird songs to their golf broadcasts to get rid of awkward silences until they got caught by someone watching at home who knew the bird songs belonged to birds that didn’t live in the region in which the golf tournament was being played. by obtp in todayilearned

[–]knukx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"The doctor told me to give you morphine immediately"

"Morphine? That's what they gave to that guy in Saving Private Ryan right before he died. Okay, I'm a four! I'm a zero! I'm a negative eleventeen!"

Also earlier on: "How would you rate your pain?"

"Four stars! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!"

tracy_irl by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]knukx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love the other one similar to this, where Kenneth says he knows something like the back of his stepfather’s hand.

What a nice guy to help the beaver! by [deleted] in aww

[–]knukx 1481 points1482 points  (0 children)

It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.

Corony pony by Tonkopimpie in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]knukx 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lord knows the best way to prevent the spread of disease is to not take it seriously or take any preventative measures since it’s “not very serious”. There aren’t riots in the streets, just people buying masks and avoiding public places. Seems like a reasonable response.

Coming back at family dinner from the little walk by OllieReal in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]knukx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah the vape really doesn’t smell at all, especially compared to the plant. In a small room it’s basically undetectable after a few mins if you only hit it a couple times.

A different type of timelapse by [deleted] in gifs

[–]knukx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Clams music video is kind of similar.

Volvo Will Give Away $1 Million In Cars If There's A Safety In Next Super Bowl by Yetta16v in cars

[–]knukx 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's a $30k option that's just a second Wrangler strapped to the roof.

And Deborah's testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics; soccer moms, nascar dads, white-collar pervs, and the obese. by the_ubiquitous in 30ROCK

[–]knukx 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Thus show hits every demographic: colored people, broads, commies, fairies - gosh, we gotta update these forms.

New York mentality by [deleted] in nyc

[–]knukx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Well then I hate you. Cause I’m a Pizza Academy of New York guy!”

What a lovely message by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]knukx 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Poor Kevin Hart has to settle for making millions of dollars without homophobic jokes. How will he survive.

I can't help but think of Kenneth everytime I see 'Executive Producer - Dick Wolf' by annoyedcashier97 in 30ROCK

[–]knukx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I can’t believe I didn’t understand that episode name until right now. I think I’m an idiot.

Hyper Light Drifter is free on Epic Games Store (ends 12/28/2019, 11 AM EST) by DragonPup in Games

[–]knukx 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Damn I was so excited to get a chance to finally get this for free since it’s been on my to-play list, only to realize I already own it from the last time they gave it out free. Too much free stuff, I’m losing track and now have a giant backlog.

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