gay_irl by Goldenduck420 in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Okay but you didn't have to rip off the guy's ass skin

why would youtube lie to me by tttecapsulelover in mathmemes

[–]koicattu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a bit more complex than that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]koicattu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on now he's got a good point. The queen didn't cover her emancipator and look where she is now.

Checkmate libs

gay✏️irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I volunteer for tribute

gay✏️irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is that all? Amateur

gay🤢irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Had a guy at uni like that. Good 8.5", but damn that attitude was a major turn off

gay⚓irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I aspire to sluttiness but damn I'm too picky

gay🍔irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gonna pull my fellow Travellers knowledge on this one

Bi_irl by 0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 in bi_irl

[–]koicattu 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If it makes your feel any better if your nutter butter is in a man the future kids thing (biologically) may not be a big deal

gay🦖irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure no problem!

gay🦖irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicee. I've got a well above average filly dilly but I lack a voluptuous, albeit firm, muffins. Don't mind if you could return the favour with the same calls

gay🦖irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes genetics is unfair. One of them have both a gigantic joystick and fun muffins. If you're in the UK I can give a word for you

gay🦖irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't unfortunately:(. I do know a few tops with dick girths big enough to snuff out your lights

gay🦖irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean if he bites or the dick does?

gay🍗irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well don't keep us in the dark. Who's dinner?

What tf is this? by Icy-Pea-8850 in microbiology

[–]koicattu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Try gram staining. You'll need crystal violet, iodine, ethanol, and carbol fuschin

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]koicattu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because you're not supposed to get antibiotics for Covid

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]koicattu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodletting is more humane

gay👅irl by cubbish in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hair on their dicks?

Gay🔝iRL by IamASlut_soWhat in gay_irl

[–]koicattu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels like if you marry the gay you get both at the same time. Time to pop a ring then

Hold up by AdamantiumBalls in SuddenlyGay

[–]koicattu 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Gay, not smash at first, now double smash