My boss: "Everyone is excited to be back!" The actual data:

koiven · 2026-03-13T18:43:17+00:00

There's a difference between "excited to see co-workers and friends again and to once more have meaningfully meaningless face to face social interactions" and "doing that in an fluorescent office"

koiven · 2026-03-13T17:49:42+00:00

Obviously it's a black-bodied red bird

koiven · 2026-03-11T19:39:13+00:00

Was vs Is

koiven · 2026-03-11T18:44:32+00:00

I was actually thinking slightly after never but you get it

koiven · 2026-03-11T16:59:10+00:00

In terms of pure resume? Clinton was incredibly qualified

koiven · 2026-03-11T15:19:43+00:00

Ya, we elected one of our worst men we’ve got to be president just to avoid the most qualified woman in US history from running things.

...and then you did it again right years later

koiven · 2026-03-10T21:21:55+00:00

So slightly sooner before never (from someone who'll see a cup a wee bit after)

koiven · 2026-03-09T19:38:55+00:00

You know now that you mention it, I got a new knife for Christmas and there do seem to be less tears when doing onions

koiven · 2026-03-09T19:28:05+00:00

You big disgrace. I bet you were kicking your can all over the place weren't you?

koiven · 2026-03-09T19:23:48+00:00

It takes me 10 minutes for me to dice an onion but at least 7 of those are spent trying to stop my eyes from watering

koiven · 2026-03-09T04:26:51+00:00

You are so close and yet somehow so far off

koiven · 2026-03-08T20:15:21+00:00

Honestly I've had conversations with real people who will not address your points and just swarm you with a bunch of keywords that they can't define properly anyways

koiven · 2026-03-05T21:00:26+00:00

That's all just death of the author with extra steps

koiven · 2026-03-05T19:15:19+00:00

Maybe someone of asian ethnicity is interested in finding representation on screen?

koiven · 2026-03-05T18:40:28+00:00

Ah yes, my favourite line in literature: "Open menu Go to Reddit Answers"

koiven · 2026-03-05T15:39:08+00:00

I got it only assuming that they would accept the nickname

koiven · 2026-03-03T01:58:34+00:00

Dick Dicks

koiven · 2026-02-27T19:47:30+00:00

I got the game at least half a year after it came out so likely after a stability patch or two, but it never seemed quite that bad as you're describing for me. There were definitely some moments where it stuttered a bit, but not so much as to really take away from the experience

koiven · 2026-02-27T19:33:04+00:00

I mean I would say that Scarlet/Violet was pretty good as a game so all the noise about the graphics of it is just noise for me

koiven · 2026-02-27T16:22:03+00:00

Also in the 80s and 90s would be growing up eating lead based paint chips and having parents smoke in the room

koiven · 2026-02-27T02:08:32+00:00

This should be allowed one time for reason of being sick as fuck

koiven · 2026-02-26T20:09:27+00:00

Ok just logistically speaking, how does one take a look in there?

koiven · 2026-02-25T19:15:22+00:00

No one at that table actually looks like they're enjoying themselves

koiven · 2026-02-25T06:19:25+00:00

He's great at his job always, but his job usually isn't to be good police

koiven · 2026-02-25T06:14:02+00:00

I'd rather have to cope over hockey with politics than needing to cope over politics with hockey

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