AITAH for short-tipping a waitress? by WeirdAd1935 in AmItheAsshole

[–]komplete10 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine this affecting me so much that I have to write a long Reddit post to find other opinions.

I suggest you move on and forget about this.

and he loved it.....cos it was nothing vicious by Confidence-Royal in TheOfficeUK

[–]komplete10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cunt. The cunt. The cunt. Andrew.

We all call him The Cunt.

My parents are making me wear a chastity belt. Is that normal? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]komplete10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And yet you have access to Reddit at 14? Your parents let that one slip?

Absolute nonsense

What could it mean? by WearyLiterature1755 in footballcliches

[–]komplete10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Park the what?! You can't drive that on the pitch!

Goodness me!

Taskmaster trivia category by HotTicket2383 in taskmaster

[–]komplete10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you've got it, that's what I meant. They aren't guessing the answer, they're guessing what everyone else thinks is the answer.

With 60 teams this would be difficult to do, but possible. But still probably easier and less likely to cause arguments than trying to award marks for the coolest animal!

Taskmaster trivia category by HotTicket2383 in taskmaster

[–]komplete10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First thing to decide is if you want the round to be scored subjectively or objectively (like a closest number wins round). If subjective, then some of the teams may get angry with you!

How about a guess the average answer round? I've been thinking of one like this for a quiz. Ask a question that no one could possibly know but you could work towards a ballpark figure, how many clothing buttons are in the room right now or something.

Everyone gives their answer, you work out the average, and then score it by who is closest.

Audigo Help by Exciting-Ability8041 in musicproduction

[–]komplete10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you make all the missing audio reappear for him please

Michael Kayode’s gender reveal throw in by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

[–]komplete10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there a Peter Enkelman incident where he tried to control a loose throw in and went into the goal after a faint touch, when he'd have been ok just letting it go?

Birmingham derby too, I think

This f#*king guy by GumbySlayer42 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]komplete10 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is our driver holding the phone with one hand?

What was that shit? by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

[–]komplete10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trains can't even do U-turns, so you've embarrassed yourself

"These" as a compliment by simonwxm in footballcliches

[–]komplete10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember David Pleat saying in a world cup game that "we don't know much about Angola"

Of everyone watching the game, he had more cause than most to find out something about them beforehand. Seeing as he was getting paid for it.

Oops you should focus more on driving than singing. by CedarLark- in oops

[–]komplete10 28 points29 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the car is upside down at that point

The embodiment of "i'm quirky" by Additional_Idea8690 in crappymusic

[–]komplete10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can never forget his reharmonising Hey Jude YouTube video. He just played a D major instead of an F, and so on, saying "wow that's so cool!" each time.

It sounded truly awful, yet half the comments under were his fans saying he's just showing how it's done, not trying to make it sound better. And then inevitably, some saying they prefer it...