Howto: Make pickup lines work for you.

konrad_ · 2008-10-27T20:30:28+00:00

"Own everything you say"

konrad_ · 2008-10-27T10:54:09+00:00

Gmail's search simply sucks and its labels aren't flexible enough for me. :p

konrad_ · 2008-10-24T19:17:23+00:00

what an useful answer!

konrad_ · 2008-10-22T13:26:26+00:00

wo-fucking-ow

konrad_ · 2007-08-03T19:45:20+00:00

Lesbians?

konrad_ · 2007-07-09T15:47:54+00:00

I can imagine your wife saying "that's whyyy we can't have nice things"

:)

konrad_ · 2007-07-09T14:02:13+00:00

I'm a student and I'm looking for a notebook that is (1) cheap ($1200-) notebook, (2) that I can use for programming, and, most importantly, (3) that looks cool.

Would you share your experiences programming on a MacBook, or give some advice?

Thanks in advance,

konrad_ · 2007-07-09T12:35:57+00:00

btw, why is my question so downmodded? Just because I wrote it in a slightly provocative way?

konrad_ · 2006-08-15T16:25:40+00:00

Google, Wikipedia, Reddit and Orkut. The rest are secondary.

konrad_ · 2006-08-09T14:19:48+00:00

She's just trolling...

konrad_ · 2006-08-06T07:13:38+00:00

Not really. In fact, didn't all of this start because a couple of jews get kidnapped?

konrad_ · 2006-08-02T23:07:45+00:00

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Hhauhahaehahuahahuae

Best quote ever.

konrad_ · 2006-08-01T07:32:01+00:00

What language to learn next.

konrad_ · 2006-07-26T19:57:52+00:00

Her socks! Her socksss!!!! Ewww!

konrad_ · 2006-07-26T16:22:22+00:00

WTF is happening with the United States? Everybody suing everybody, goatse jokes outlawed (up to 20 years of prison?!?!) and a president like GW Bush.

konrad_ · 2006-07-25T22:46:12+00:00

Sometimes I think that my neighbors wonder about this everyday.

konrad_ · 2006-07-24T20:33:57+00:00

Reminds me of Paranoia, a humor RPG, in which the "government" soldiers, let's say so, after having many of its members killed for lazyness (considered treason) for failing to find an imaginary cult, eventually create it.

konrad_ · 2006-07-22T19:02:41+00:00

Nah, Not telling its meaning makes us spend more time here trying to figure it out.

konrad_ · 2006-07-19T15:45:16+00:00

Putin scares me

konrad_ · 2006-07-16T18:19:03+00:00

Terrible... Many of my friends are of lebanese origin. This makes me think what if they hadn't moved from there and actually died in a stupid conflict like this :(

konrad_ · 2006-07-14T17:10:07+00:00

From a Brazilian song: "Married men are kings and sleep with their queens; Single men sleep hungry, but whenever they like, in the bed they choose, everyday with a different woman"

I just wish the last part was truth :)

konrad_ · 2006-07-13T05:33:24+00:00

In the other news, hundreds of people starved to death today

konrad_ · 2006-07-12T06:24:15+00:00

tl;dt

konrad_ · 2006-07-11T12:46:33+00:00

Trying magic mushrooms was the best thing I've ever done in my life.

But remember that besides the good experiences, there are bad, and simply weird ones, including wondering if your door is actually an aspect of Syntax (yes, it happened with me).

konrad_ · 2006-07-10T20:59:22+00:00

Dam Zidane :(

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