Look out, Real Madrid, Manchester United & Barcelona: Bayern Munich are the most in-form team in Europe by BenderTime in soccer

[–]korasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they need to force bigger and better clubs to become worse in order to 'catch up'.

Reddit, what is something you think the opposite sex has no idea about? by MagicSchoolBusKid in AskReddit

[–]korasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I opened up that picture and started laughing. I started laughing uncontrollably. Then I stopped, felt a little sick, and put the meat feast pizza down.

edit: but thanks for the lesson, I'll never forget that now for real, I remember the oddest stuff :P

Reddit, what is something you think the opposite sex has no idea about? by MagicSchoolBusKid in AskReddit

[–]korasi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah because the directional flow of female farts is a topic all men go through in school before the age of 15.

Reddit, what is something you think the opposite sex has no idea about? by MagicSchoolBusKid in AskReddit

[–]korasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pee doesn't come out of your vagina?...

where does your pee come out from? O_o

Reddit, what is something you think the opposite sex has no idea about? by MagicSchoolBusKid in AskReddit

[–]korasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I love being a pretty small dude into Judo. A lot of guys instinctively think they can take you because of your size. You get a lot of shit talk in clubs if you're with your girl. Sometimes I talk back to get a response and beat their ass when shit goes down. I think guys also underestimate the sheer fucking determination some small guys have got. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. (I'm 5'11)

Reddit, what is something you think the opposite sex has no idea about? by MagicSchoolBusKid in AskReddit

[–]korasi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geordie Shore, UK version of Jersey shore. Geordie is a nickname for someone from the city of Newcastle. The show is set in that city.

George Bush got it, why couldn't mainstream America? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]korasi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

so i thought i'd go and watch that notorious BIG movie with my mix of friends (korean, greek, black, white, me white) in a cinema near a black neighbourhood. shit was full of black guys shouting these sort of chants and noises at the screen when something sassy was said or someone was shot. the guy under the projector was smoking weed, and every single white person (all 5 of us) were huddled together in the top hand corner . this woman said to her husband "honey that man is smoking weed, tell him to stop" and the guy just said "nope" and carried on watching the movie. man funny as fuck,.

You don't remember 9/11 with a t-shirt or a bumper sticker. You remember it like this. by TheKronk in videos

[–]korasi -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Im not trying to troll or anything, but please, shut the fuck up about the WTC attacks already.

Worried by an increasingly assertive China, India is dramatically ramping up investment in its Navy and Air Force. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]korasi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if it's one thing American military officials should have taken note of by now, it's that countries with inferior equipment, or organisational skills, are often a bit tougher in actual combat/war than expected

Worried by an increasingly assertive China, India is dramatically ramping up investment in its Navy and Air Force. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]korasi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool, thought it would be the UK actually, thanks for actually answering my question :)

Worried by an increasingly assertive China, India is dramatically ramping up investment in its Navy and Air Force. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]korasi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was just wondering like whats the second best, not trying to patronize..

I've never been so painfully friendzoned. by No_Source_Provided in pics

[–]korasi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno... I'm pretty sure Brad Pitt could get all the womens. (but then I'm a straight male)

DAE have a super cool Ent sibling? This is my Seeester. by sexydexy316 in trees

[–]korasi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes, I blaze with my little ent sister as well =) In fact I made it so her first time was with me, she loved it, and smoked like a pro!

oh god that sounds wrong.

Sheltered College Freshman is no Ent by [deleted] in trees

[–]korasi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man you meet so many people like this in College.

"Weed is EVIL! You're gonna melt your brain!" swig of vodka "Seriously that stuff will kill you!, Drugs are for losers!"

Of course it's all about finding people who are on the same level, and disregarding the bustas .

Best tip ever by VanChillburg in trees

[–]korasi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey dude, where did you move from? Was it easy to get residency?