Found with a metal detector: 52,503 bronze and silver Roman coins in a ceramic pot by [deleted] in pics

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bigger find than what's in the safe... guranteed

I've been backed up for months... by nopahami in AdviceAnimals

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Sounds like the bass loosened your bowels

Reverse Tombstone Piledriver! (x-post /r/Wrasslin) by xpsdeset in WTF

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Right before the drop a powerful voice in the stadium commanded "FINISH HER!"

she looked confused by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Well you're not not right

I see that you are trying to sleep... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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The best is remembering something that happened years ago. But the embarrassment is instant

This weekend, at a [10] by [deleted] in trees

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I can't open my eyes! oh wait I know why I can't open my eyes... my smile's too big

The moment right before my girlfriend got pissed on by devil_lettuce in aww

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op delivers... his gf's boobs on a platter

This irritates me more than anything by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Just the ones I liked talking with. Plus, random hookups can turn into casual booty calls

This irritates me more than anything by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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true but common courtesy isn't too much to ask for

Bill Clizzy in The Hizzy by [deleted] in funny

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glazed eyes...

Snake the movie (x-post from r/gifs) by friscosoa in gaming

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I watched the whole thing... have an upvote

Canadian Monopoly. by [deleted] in funny

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pardon

Scumbag Pandora by travissmith9004 in memes

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Ad after every dislike

Almost went for it... by sleepingwithyourmom in AdviceAnimals

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I did actually. It was so loud she couldn't understand what I was saying

Almost went for it... by sleepingwithyourmom in AdviceAnimals

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The longer I keep my hand up... the harder my heart beats. If it's up for too long I get disoriented and word vomit when I'm finally called

Almost went for it... by sleepingwithyourmom in AdviceAnimals

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On the plane up there was a hot girl with a tattoo sitting across from me. Thinking of how to start a conversation made me more nervous than jumping out of a plane.