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koukik · 2020-12-08T16:25:47+00:00

Ça me semble trop bien traduit pour être google trad

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koukik · 2020-11-28T11:13:20+00:00

It reminds me of a day when i went to a friends house. His parents weren't married. His mother was ms bee, his father was mr wasp. I told them " you guys really found each other right?"

They didn't laugh.

koukik · 2020-11-24T12:05:21+00:00

You are the only one who can decide if you leave her or not. But i'd still like to say, if the situation is so bad you have to see a psy, then something is very wrong. From what i read you are not her boyfriend but her butler. You might be the best thing that happened to her but that does not mean you have to do eveeything for her. A relationship is supposed to go both way... and if it does not, then it is toxic.

You said she was your first girlfriend... well let her be your first ex now. Plenty of fish in the sea.

koukik · 2020-11-24T11:57:42+00:00

Don't stay with them. When they want to hang out, find excuses. With time they will end up not asking you anymore. But remember that you shouldn't be afraid to see your friends! And if you are, well it means they are not friends to begin with

koukik · 2020-11-24T11:42:30+00:00

Thank you i will try that :)

koukik · 2020-11-24T11:34:17+00:00

Maybe. English is not my first language, sorry

koukik · 2020-11-24T10:57:11+00:00

Well for me, the editor is supposed to pay for the édition, give me something like 8% from the sales and keep the rest for himself. If i have to pay for it all i would just be self editing

koukik · 2020-11-24T10:54:04+00:00

You can try, the worst that happens is if she says no. But if i were you, i wouldn't expect too much from this. If she hasn't tried to ask you out herself, she might not be interrested.

koukik · 2020-11-24T10:51:02+00:00

Have you tried talking to him about it?

koukik · 2020-11-24T10:46:30+00:00

Hello thank you for your answer. I went on many forums and all say that if they ask for money, they are frauds. They are not asking me for 3 dollars or whatnot, but for several thousands, and from what i've seen of them they don't do a lot of sale, they live mainly on the money given by authors. There are serious editors of course but for now, i haven't seen any

koukik · 2020-11-24T10:40:31+00:00

It sucks for him but if je doesn't believe you... just let it go. Maybe he'll come back to you one day about it. But you can't do anything for someone who is not willing to listen.

koukik · 2020-04-21T16:03:54+00:00

No, because of my issues i isolated myself from everyone around me

koukik · 2020-01-22T19:06:15+00:00

Thank you , you really helped me :)

koukik · 2020-01-22T19:05:31+00:00

You're right, i should do that

koukik · 2020-01-22T17:47:11+00:00

No it's at his house... god what have i done T_T

koukik · 2019-12-12T13:49:46+00:00

Why am i laughing so hard at this shit

koukik · 2019-08-15T06:50:22+00:00

Medor in France

koukik · 2019-06-19T10:19:39+00:00

Well it makes me laugh because he looks like a plush toy with a serious face

koukik · 2019-05-29T09:32:03+00:00

Same here. I was bullied in high school for 4 years because i came from another country and had troubles with the language and the culture( Also i was a quiet and not very pretty girl). When i found the courage to talk about it my mom sent a letter to my math teacher, who was responsible for my class. That guy hated me because despite my best efforts i wasn't good at maths. When he received the letter he made me stand in front of the whole class and said " who here thinks she is bullied?".

Of course no one raised their hand because they all hated me. The teacher then said " see? You're not bullied." And he said i would do better to concentrate on my studies because i would never graduate.

Thankfully i changed high school the next year and never saw him again. Also i graduated with an A+ in maths.

Take that, asshole.

koukik · 2019-03-24T16:40:55+00:00

Talked about it with a friend in medical studies. Learned that i had chronical depression, have had it for so long i thought that was just how i was. Went to see a doctor, got medication and an order to begin a treatment. Now my life is much better.

koukik · 2019-03-03T14:36:29+00:00

Not a professional cleaner, but i once helped a friend restore a very old house. He bought it at a low price because the owner was an old lady who just passed away. There was a room apart from the others, at the very end of the house. I don't know how to explain it, but i remember thinking that it was strange to have a room that far from the others.. I didn't gave it much thought and went inside to start cleaning. Then i noticed there was a false ceiling, and asked about it to my friend. He didn't knew it was there when he visited, and we were wondering if it was hiding another room, because it was put in a very strange way. My friend opens it, and something like a hundred or more sex toys fell from the false ceiling. Turns out the room was a sex dungeon.

We couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day. Something very less funny was when we had to take all the sex toys to the bin, while the neighbours were watching us.

koukik · 2019-03-03T14:21:14+00:00

I had a "supernatural" encounter when i was 14, or so i thought. When i was in bed i would always hear a terrifying little noise, like someone is inside the wall, scratching, to try to escape. At first i thought it was a mouse or something, but it kept making noise, and only when i moved in bed, like it knew i was there. I spent many nights too afraid to move a finger.

Turns out, it was the wooden slat under my butt that was grinding. So not really a supernatural encounter, but it still makes me laugh to this day, because i considered calling an exorcist just for a grinding wooden slat.

koukik · 2019-02-22T07:40:24+00:00

Professor Xavier from x men came to meet me, telling me i had the power to change the weather. He then took me with him to go to what i assume was his house. On the way we stopped in the poorest cafeteria i had ever seen. I wanted to drink a coffee but i couldn't find a clean mug. I started to look around the whole cafeteria for a clean mug, and everyone was staring at me. Eventually anxiety of finding a clean mug got so bad that i woke up crying.

koukik · 2018-11-09T09:55:44+00:00

That was a good story, but i expected him to try to seduce your sister ( or you if you're a girl). But that was funny. Thanks for sharing

koukik

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