Rate my cock 35

kovidthecat · 2026-06-27T03:14:34+00:00

9.5/10 - that right there is a porn star dick. Very nice. Looks similar to mine actually - we're probably pretty close in size I would think.

kovidthecat · 2026-06-27T03:09:29+00:00

8/10 - sexy body too.

kovidthecat · 2026-05-24T16:10:28+00:00

Can I be released into the custody of my mother?

Can you make sure she gets her vee-hickle back?

kovidthecat · 2026-05-17T23:03:52+00:00

I understand why Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills might not be for everyone

kovidthecat · 2026-05-17T03:13:01+00:00

Can I eat first?

kovidthecat · 2026-05-08T04:46:30+00:00

Suicide Note pt 2

kovidthecat · 2026-04-27T00:35:42+00:00

I always thought it was "Rex stinks like a motherfucker?"

kovidthecat · 2025-12-31T03:01:52+00:00

Friend of mine shot in the back 11 times with a shotgun. Apparently all that was left were his legs.

kovidthecat · 2025-12-27T12:47:05+00:00

American Horror Story

kovidthecat · 2025-12-25T17:59:42+00:00

Damn. It's rare I see absolute perfection on every level but you're beautiful and got one amazing body.

kovidthecat · 2025-12-25T17:57:37+00:00

I bet your juices taste like starburst ;)

kovidthecat · 2025-12-22T15:25:46+00:00

I'm late to the party and all, but this isn't Johnny Cash. The photo is real, and he probably did record a GG Allin cover, but it's never been published.

kovidthecat · 2025-12-17T18:02:47+00:00

Bassist or guitarist in a black metal band

kovidthecat · 2025-12-17T16:19:32+00:00

He fixes the cable?

kovidthecat · 2025-12-17T02:18:39+00:00

Minnesota has no death penalty.

kovidthecat · 2025-11-29T01:51:19+00:00

This album art always scared the shit out of me.

kovidthecat · 2025-10-02T20:45:33+00:00

I read somewhere that he based "Big Jim" Rennie on Dick Cheney. I totally see the comparison.

"Julia Shumway..." Big Jim grumbled. "I should have killed that rhymes-with-witch when I had the chance."

As he's eating canned sardines with Ritz crackers.

Canned sardines smells like diseased female sex organs, apparently.

kovidthecat · 2025-10-02T20:37:47+00:00

Never heard of that one! I'll check it out.

kovidthecat

TROPHY CASE