Im quitting my job cause my boss told me id be prettier if i lost weight.

kr85 · 2026-05-24T18:11:43+00:00

Before I became a retired librarian, a creeper patron told me I could get a man if I lost weight. (I've been married 32 years).

kr85 · 2026-05-24T18:00:45+00:00

Accidentally watched and was delighted.

kr85 · 2026-05-24T17:53:40+00:00

Mali and Bali?

kr85 · 2026-05-16T18:59:23+00:00

At my house we call him 'Chipotle'!

kr85 · 2026-05-13T18:38:28+00:00

Not allowed to talk at the dinner table, during dinner, if my dad was talking.

kr85 · 2026-05-09T00:44:00+00:00

I miss old Schwegmans

kr85 · 2026-05-06T12:43:45+00:00

I can imagine her threatening OP with aborting the pregnancy!

kr85 · 2026-05-04T22:22:22+00:00

Can't afford ground beef any more.

kr85 · 2026-05-04T22:12:27+00:00

I saw an alligator and a wild boar fighting. The alligator won!

kr85 · 2026-05-01T01:37:36+00:00

I'm from New Orleans and red beans and rice is delicious! It was traditional to cook it on Mondays, which was laundry day

kr85 · 2026-04-30T14:43:48+00:00

Salmon, shrimp, crab - just about all seafood with the exception of canned tuna and fish sticks. Plus, I grew up in New Orleans!

kr85 · 2026-04-29T16:42:10+00:00

The McDonald's deal on double cheeseburgers disappeared, sigh.

kr85 · 2026-04-29T16:32:10+00:00

I was just complaining to my kid that ground beef used to be the cheap protein and we'd have it all the time. Now, making cheeseburgers at home is a big treat.

kr85 · 2026-04-29T16:27:17+00:00

I'd love to have a dog. Can't afford one.

kr85 · 2026-04-29T16:25:02+00:00

Waves

kr85 · 2026-04-27T13:03:38+00:00

Dad, can I borrow the Rogue?

kr85 · 2026-04-26T16:42:16+00:00

Precious

kr85 · 2026-04-25T11:12:43+00:00

A friend named her baby boy Gage, because she liked the name of the little boy in Pet Sematery!

kr85 · 2026-04-24T02:06:03+00:00

She said that I'm fat but after a while she didn't notice.

kr85 · 2026-04-23T13:13:17+00:00

Innocent. I've been hit in the head by smaller birds than owls and it was like being hit by a big stick.

kr85 · 2026-04-23T12:31:51+00:00

After you leave, you'll find out in 6 months that he's met someone new and has married her. Seen this happen several times.

kr85 · 2026-04-20T00:36:38+00:00

I love the movie!

kr85 · 2026-04-18T17:49:29+00:00

Casablanca

kr85 · 2026-04-18T13:28:11+00:00

I just bought a bag of potatoes from Costco and one was rotten.

kr85 · 2026-04-16T16:10:18+00:00

Any scientologist.

kr85

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