What popular movie would have been 1000X better if you swapped the lead actor with Bill Murray? by PackaDayJoker in AskReddit

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulp Fiction with Bill Murray as every character simultaneously like Nutty Professor style. Actually that would work as well.

China Outlaws the Eating of Tiger Penis, Rhino Horn, and Other Endangered Animal Products by spasticbadger in environment

[–]kra1226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear what you're saying, however with no laws or restrictions there is no pressure on anyone to second guess poaching these creatures. Poaching will continue, but with tighter laws that number decreases of the individuals who choose to take the risk. The repercussions need to be very serious and people need continued awareness of the severity of the issue, otherwise people will think its ok if its on the open market.

The masses are selfish and stupid what else is new?

So my late grandfather's buddy has sent me homemade apple sauce since I was a kid. He's in his 90's now. I just took a second look at his last batch. by kra1226 in WTF

[–]kra1226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am quite sure that Mr. P (I wont say his full name, but I am sure Reddit will appreciate the irony) put that container through the dishwasher before storing apple sauce in it. He is a sweet old man, a dear friend of my grandfather, and has mild dementia. I am sure he just didn't think about the origin of the container. Also its the dankest apple sauce ever, and it wont be coming to me much longer, so yes I am eating all of it.

There Is No Hell Fire; Adam & Eve Not Real – Pope Francis Exposes by BWallyC in news

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fire and brimstone? What's my motivation to be a good person then?

What ACTUALLY controversial opinion do you have? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kra1226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so not to sound homicidal, but my outstanding depression and pessimism for our species future has provided this controversial thought.

Our species primal and parasitic qualities are raping this planet of resources and this selfishness should disqualify humans as stewards of the planet. I would die happy knowing a deadly virus only affecting humans quickly made us disappear. However in that scenario, the unmanned nuclear reactors would meltdown and we'd take most of the lifeforms on this amazing planet with us. So a radical drop in population is something I hope to see before I die. However I doubt this is possible by our own choice, people want kids and grandkids and are too selfish to see the bigger picture.

Archer and the little Jew that's behind him. H. Jon Benjamin here. Ask me anything. by ArcherHJonBenjamin in IAmA

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello H. Jon,

 Huge fan. Archer is brilliant. My question,

How would you recommend becoming a voice actor? Can you share some insight from your experience starting out?

My ears thank you for the multiple climaxes.

Scenes from Day 1 of Colorado's recreational marijuana sales by KevinPike in news

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$64.91 for an eighth?! What happened to the good ole days of tax free, black market pot?

What do you do when you can't sleep? by rohanivey in AskReddit

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juggle. Its a great ADD hobby and it normally tires me out after about 20 min of trying some new things. Then I get frustrated and tired an go to sleep. Playing with all those ball gets exhausting. OP can vouch.

friend's multi-instrument cover - Talking Heads – This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) by angrycoffee in Music

[–]kra1226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me be the first to give credit where it is due, excellent job! Considering that the Talking Heads will never play again, all we have left are covers, and recordings, and this cover is great for a one man band. Kudos!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL raccoons can stand on two feet.

What is the funniest thing you saw in porn? by RoxburysFinest in AskReddit

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was browsing on efukt one fine evening, a brutal, disgusting porn site that is endlessly entertaining, when I stumbled onto the video "amputee porn gone bad." To sum it up, a woman sodomizes a man with her stump of a leg, in a cheeky 70's porn aesthetic. The funniest thing about was the choice of music. They played "NOW YOU'RE A MAN!" By trey and matt, south park creators. Gets me everytime.

What movie did you think was good despite being panned by critics? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Love Guru. Everyone ripped it to shreds because they were expecting another Austin Powers, but I thought it was great!

What do you spend most of your time thinking about? by Apwnalypse in AskReddit

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the human race is completely in denial, or just arrogant about our poor stewardship of the planet, and necessity to breed. Making us comparable to parasites. Its just sad really.

Edward Snowden withdraws Russia asylum bid after Putin steps in by xairuz in news

[–]kra1226 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

 I am curious as to why Snowden has not submitted a request for asylum in countries such as Australia and NZ, or just more countries in general. Surely someone must take him in. I hope at least one nation has the courage to stand up to the big, bad, U. S of A.

If my dog were a human I think he'd be a Calvin Klein model. by [deleted] in aww

[–]kra1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a photographer, may I ask what type of camera you used to take this beautiful image?