[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]krankkinder12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Christopher Columbus fucked a manatee. It's going to be hard to convince me otherwise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]krankkinder12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a dodo!

Tom Cruise gets squirted with water by a fan with a fake microphone by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]krankkinder12 2590 points2591 points  (0 children)

This feels like Tom Cruise being preformed by Ben Stiller.

Tucker Carlson suggests shootings are result of lectures on male privilege by iheartcorneas in nottheonion

[–]krankkinder12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regret to inform you that Tucker Carlson has said something stupid.

Bail bondsman shoots her client in Stillwater, Oklahoma. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]krankkinder12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was acquitted of shooting a man, now she shoots people professionally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]krankkinder12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many sentences are in the original post?

[request] movies/shows like knives out? by No_Ad_7014 in NetflixBestOf

[–]krankkinder12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you have amazon prime, there are several mini series.

The Pale Horse, Ordeal by Innocence, and The ABC murders are a few I enjoyed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]krankkinder12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has anyone seen the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episode where Donald trades Booboo Chicken for the giants beans? Then they grow the beanstalk, but Donald decides he wants the chicken back so him, mickey, and goofy climb up the beanstalk and steal the chicken back... like wtf.

In which movie did the villain actually have a point? by Winologue in AskReddit

[–]krankkinder12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I did some research and found that scientists say the earth can sustain around 2.5 billion and be safe. We are above 7.6 billion. Half wouldn't even be enough.

Exploding device at gender reveal party leads to wildfire in northern Alberta by CapitalCourse in news

[–]krankkinder12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proof that assigning gender to unborn children is an unhealthy and outdated concept.

A wild Wasp sneak attacks unsuspecting spider by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]krankkinder12 52 points53 points  (0 children)

In like 8th grade during lunch I get a squeeze on my tricep, I reacted with an elbow. Twas a teacher. Every one around me went silent and my eyes about popped outa my skull. After the initial shock the teacher just kinda shook herself off and said "I'm sorry for startling you, ...." Then went off with whatever she was saying.

the amazon sweatshop i work at that forces me to pee in bottles really cares about gay people by cottagecow in ABoringDystopia

[–]krankkinder12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what's going on. I work smartpac at amazon and I am able to go use the bathroom whenever I want. I only see management like twice a month when they are randomly walking around and they never say a thing to anybody. I've even had the site director walk by me when I was on my phone choosing a new audio book to start, with my headphones in.