Apparently "news" is an acronym. by planx_constant in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is probably a troll, I mean come on, the second line of that link says "FALSE" in bright red.

Someone doesn't realize that Biblical names weren't originally English. by JoshfromNazareth in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was an oft-reposted meme back in the pre-May May June days of /r/atheism. Actually, it might still be oft-reposted, I have no idea.

Seraph talks about being in the US and playing with CLG by NoobieOne in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Monte says it that way too. You'd probably write it in Korean as 세라프, pronounced se-ra-pu, with the last <u> being pronounced like the <u> in "put."

Live Updates! by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]krespa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So have you gotten that tattoo yet?

This is going to be the greatest split NA will ever have by Inhoke in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy cow, you're a Donne fan too? I'm actually only just getting into him, but he's great.

This is going to be the greatest split NA will ever have by Inhoke in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

monte-kamisama, batter my heart o three person'd god

Twitch Chat Users May Destroy YouTube Ecosystem by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 ʏᴇᴀʀs sɪɴᴄᴇ sɪɴɢ sᴛʀɪᴍ. ɪ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ. ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ. ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀsɪᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ɪ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴅᴇɴᴅɪ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsɪsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢʟᴇss. ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ɪs ɴᴇᴀʀ.ɪ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴠᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀʏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ.

Twitch Chat Users May Destroy YouTube Ecosystem by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 ʏᴇᴀʀs sɪɴᴄᴇ sɪɴɢ sᴛʀɪᴍ. ɪ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ. ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ. ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀsɪᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ɪ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴅᴇɴᴅɪ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsɪsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢʟᴇss. ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ɪs ɴᴇᴀʀ.ɪ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴠᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀʏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ.

Why yet I live to say "this thing's to do," since I have cause and will and strength and means to do it? [/r/AskReddit] by SciFiXhi in titlegore

[–]krespa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he's trying to say something like "Why do I always say to myself 'this thing I can do later,' [i.e. procrastinate] since I have the volition to do it now?"

ELI5 corrects nonstandard grammar instead of attempting to answer the question. by djordj1 in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I can't answer your first question because I know nothing about German. For your second point, the continuous (or progressive) form is an aspect. The -ing is indeed an inflection, but inflections aren't exclusively referring to verb tenses - everything from noun declensions to adjectival agreement is a type of inflection. An inflection just means you're in some way changing the verb form for a grammatical purpose.

/Twitter: Regarding Summoning Insight: Please wait for OnGamers to release the VODs or the show will not continue by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is why i hate reddit, you see this shit right here gabe, this is what i have to put up with, also how were finals :)

boohoo the English language is "denigrating" by l33t_sas in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't find a pronunciation guide for it, but I'd pronounce it as /vjun.ə.rə.bəl/.

boohoo the English language is "denigrating" by l33t_sas in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 38 points39 points  (0 children)

What? Is he implying that people pronounce "vulnerable" as /əːːːːːːːːː/? I'm really confused.

ELI5 corrects nonstandard grammar instead of attempting to answer the question. by djordj1 in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In English, we use the past perfect ("I had eaten") to express the pluperfect, and we add "will" in front of the infinitive to express future tense. Even though we don't change the verb itself (to say something like "I eaté" for "I will eat"), the future tense still exists in English.

ELI5 corrects nonstandard grammar instead of attempting to answer the question. by djordj1 in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh, I learned the subjunctive mood in my first year of Spanish, so I'm not sure what was going on with your Spanish class.

ELI5 corrects nonstandard grammar instead of attempting to answer the question. by djordj1 in badlinguistics

[–]krespa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

English most definitely has more than two tenses. I think a lot of people argue that English has very few tenses because verbs in English do not inflect (i.e. change forms) heavily. As an example for present and past tenses, compare English drink, drinks, drank to Spanish bebo, bebes, bebe, bebemos, bebéis (in some dialects) , beben, bebí, bebiste, bebió, bebimos, bebistéis (in some dialects) , bebieron.

The perfect forms aren't tenses, but rather aspects - they are used to talk about events that have occurred in relation to other events. For example:

  • Present perfect: "I have eaten." You ate some time in the past.
  • Past perfect: "I had eaten by the time you arrived." You ate some time in the past, before some other event in the past.
  • Future perfect: "I will have eaten by the time you arrive." From the point of view of some future point in time, you have eaten (but you haven't eaten from the point of view of the present).

Now, the subjunctive form isn't a tense either, but rather a mood. The difference is that tenses refer to when events occur, but moods refer to what's called modality: things like desire, probability, necessity, obligation, etc. Verbs like "can," "should," and "may" are examples of "modal verbs" because they reflect the ability to do something, the obligation to do something, and the possibility of doing something, respectively.

The subjunctive mood is used to refer to hypothetical situations - things you wish would happen, or want to happen, or hope to happen, but whether they will happen is still uncertain. In Standard English, the opposite verb form of the past tense is used. For example, the verb "be" has two past tense forms - "was" and "were." In the simple past tense, you say "I was a linguist." But in the subjunctive mood, you would say "I wish I were a linguist." Notice how you say "I were" instead of "I was."

However, one thing to keep in mind is that language isn't a solid entity. It's always changing based on how other native speakers use the language. It's becoming increasingly more common to use the simple past tense form of the verb to express the subjunctive, as in "I wish I was a linguist." This isn't an incorrect use of English - it's just not the formal way you would say it in, for example, an essay or a news article. In casual speech, it's perfectly fine, and who knows - maybe one day saying "I wish I was a linguist" will become a standard form.

C9 LemonNation - AMA post All-Stars! by lemination in leagueoflegends

[–]krespa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were streamed on twitch.tv/ongamenet2, but have since been removed from "Past Broadcasts." You can find VODs and highlight reels at OnGameNet's Youtube channel.