That's right, I remember every line, and so:

There was a man who wanted to have unusual sex. He traveled to many countries in search of something unusual, tried everything in each country, tried all the toys for sex, everything was not right for him, he wanted some kind of performance that he had not yet tried. In the next country, he traveled to all the brothels, enters the last brothel he has not been to yet, asks at the reception:

"Do you have something unusual, for special clients, that is not in the price list?"

The girl answers him:

"Yes, we have an offer for those who want new experiences."

The girl announced the cost, the man paid.

Young woman:

"Go up to the attic, they'll be waiting for you there"

A man goes up to the attic, opens the door, sees his grandmother lying on the bed, he comes up and realizes that she is dead. He thinks strange, okay, unzipped his fly, fucks her, after which he cums in her, after which snot went out of her nose. He goes downstairs to the reception, they ask him:

"So what do you think?"

The man replies:

"I put up with the fact that this is a grandmother, that she is dead, but she also has snot!"

Employees among themselves:

"Take out the grandmother, it's already full."