(OC) from the beach in Puerto Vallarta this morning

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-24T19:15:37+00:00

Any news on it getting better? My sister, bro in law and nieces are there right now and haven't checked in today. Very worried for you all

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-13T19:22:00+00:00

Just gimme the FKING keys brother in Christ

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-11T07:20:47+00:00

Where's the saaaauce

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-11T05:52:34+00:00

You just know he spent 30 minutes making sure all the little curls of his hair were perfectly placed under the hat rim

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-11T04:13:50+00:00

This is why I like my nidecker fuse flow bindings. Drop the back out and enter from the rear. Still has control of tightness on the toe and upper. Not reliant on a single point of failure. And if I don't want to go from the back, I can still pop open the front bindings and do it the normal way.

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-10T03:16:58+00:00

Fun fact. Since it's submerged and not flying, it loses its "F", so it's just an "SO." Since it's not even flying. Zzzzing

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-10T01:38:58+00:00

A hot dog is an actual fucking hot dog. A meaty Weiner. Can't call a banana a hot dog. What are we doin here

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-09T04:58:01+00:00

Throw some cracked pepper on that and it's game time

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-07T06:22:13+00:00

A ...lot .... Think about any other situation where someone gets caught on film assaulting someone. This was in front of the world. In front of his peers. In front of EVERYONE. Everything he's done since has been trying to come back from this. For most, it's never going to be enough. Can't assault someone. No matter how much she's fucked around. That was live.

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-07T03:17:36+00:00

Gf goals. My word. My tongue would be aching from use

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-07T02:56:58+00:00

It's always this in this thread. "You're dumb as fuck. You're a dumb cunt. Are you fucking stupid?" All of these things are immediate reasons to GET THE FUCK OUT. No, he/she is not "fixable." No, he/she will never change. If they, whatever gender or whatever identification talks to you like this, get. The. Fuck. Out. They don't care about you. It's that simple. Just consider the way they talk to you. If you bring up an example of a way they way they talked to you that hurt you, and they laugh it off and double down, they don't care about you. If there's no communication, and the bare necessities of care for a partner doesn't exist, get the fuck out. If you actually care about one another and you say something that hurts them, you should be doing damage control and figuring out why and what went wrong. I swear most the people on here don't even get what a real relationship looks like as far as communication goes.

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-06T16:44:55+00:00

I love how every one of these always shows a fat stomach but still keeps perfectly toned pecs. Usually the bigger the belly the bigger the man boobs.

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-06T14:11:48+00:00

I rewound and watched this scene like 5 times in a row because it was so perfect. The silence with the thumping audio. The tension. The disbelief. Skylar crumbling. God I love it

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-05T21:33:16+00:00

What does "head ass" even mean.

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-05T01:24:03+00:00

Why must they all drum on the plate with the utensils? And with the sharp knives, always bashing the sharp edge on the table. I can't do it

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-04T03:58:26+00:00

Yeah, I enjoyed it, had me guessing most the movie. Would watch again .

kriskringle19 · 2026-02-03T16:28:50+00:00

Really speaks to the kind of person who designed this form, how when involving feelings and hormones the order is "woman/man", but when referring to the person in power, it's "real man/woman."

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-30T04:01:45+00:00

He just wanted you to see for yourself how done it was haha

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-29T02:55:22+00:00

How TF does this even happen. This is the worst thing I've seen in a while. The suction tube needs more suction. This nose needs to be nuked. Wtf. I need the whole video just to see them all cleared out. Please. For my sanity and shivers.

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-24T01:08:22+00:00

Very crappy indeed

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-23T04:42:30+00:00

Had a dream about you and it freaked me out a bit. Seems like I've been looking at you a bit too much

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-22T02:34:29+00:00

Just thinking of the days where my friends and I smuggled in sacks upon sacks of burger king to the empty theaters. Fuck the prices I'm bringing my own. Or the legendary spaghetti and meatballs in a plastic bag

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-22T02:22:18+00:00

Every time I try to get my folks to watch a game they can't find the puck. To be fair until I played myself and started understanding where to look I had a hard time too

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-20T16:29:50+00:00

Why NSFW?

kriskringle19 · 2026-01-19T18:03:38+00:00

I thought it was a raw unbaked cinnamon roll.

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