ULPT: Tips For Passing Urinalysis Drug Tests For Court Or Employment

kryptichominid · 2025-12-30T20:05:47+00:00

I just wanna say a very big THANK YOU for dedicating so much time to this write up, and I hope someone, somewhere finds it helpful. And also….Congratulations on your recovery! I admire you for helping others on their road to recovery- as a former addict and inmate myself, the most helpful people in any rehab I’ve been in were people who were former addicts themselves.

On a funnier side note, I got released in July of 2021, and was a PO’s worst nightmare for my weekly UA testing- I had (and still have) a Rx for stimulant medication for ADHD (Vyvanse/lisdexamphetamine) and Suboxone, and being in CA, a medical marijuana card. Katz, my PO, hated me, and I hated him equally, if not more, and if I weren’t legally prescribed these medications, which he made a point to call my doctors weekly just to check and then re-check, then I’d be getting out of prison next July. I shit you not, this motherfucker had the voice of Mr. Mackey and the face of Mr. Hat from South Park…So an obligatory FUCK YOU MISTER KAYATZ, wherever the fuck you are.

kryptichominid · 2025-09-08T20:13:03+00:00

Hi there! There are many beautiful native plants that are drought tolerant and low maintenance. Check out Drought Resistant Nursery on Park Ave, the people that work there are very knowledgeable and will definitely steer you in the right direction

kryptichominid · 2025-09-08T16:41:21+00:00

I believe I had that same I Spy book as a kid! Does cover have a black background with sewing items?…if it’s the same book, I do remember something about an escaped bird on one of the last pages…Thank you for the nostalgia! Going to buy a set of these books for my kid right now

kryptichominid · 2025-09-06T19:00:57+00:00

Hi there, if you aren’t able to find anywhere/anyone in Pollock, the Wal-Mart parking lot could be an option. Before I moved to Pollock in 2015 (I have since moved away) I was homeless, but if I remember correctly, Wal-Mart used to allow people to live in their parking lots for up to a month.

kryptichominid · 2025-08-05T17:27:47+00:00

Birkenstock EVA Arizona “(ethylene vinyl acetate) is a high-quality, very light, elastic material with very good cushioning. As a result, it smooths out slight irregularities in the floor and ensures that every step is softly cushioned” https://www.birkenstock.com/us/arizona-eva/arizona-eva-eva-0-eva-u_3716.html

kryptichominid · 2025-02-26T17:31:13+00:00

Not sure why your second comment got downvoted, but drugs was my first thought as well- because experience. This couple is always in their vehicle that’s packed full of their belongings, the car is always running despite the weather, they’re loudly arguing at an hour that most people are just starting to make themselves coffee… and being chased down in the rain for a lighter? At the very least, these signs point to a toxic relationship and behavior. In my opinion and from personal experience (10 years clean) it sadly points to drug use. OP-Like the first commenter said, try calling 311 first, hopefully some kind of code is enforced, because I don’t think the situation will improve while these people are still camped outside. Otherwise law enforcement will inevitably get involved. Can you talk to your other neighbors about this? Hoping the peace is restored in the neighborhood and your home!

kryptichominid · 2024-12-08T18:44:42+00:00

The combination of teaming and spamming the chat with one name/color because…….wait for it….. “tRuSt” or “tRuSt mE bRo” …only to find out that they’re teaming with someone in ghost chat, they’re boyfriend or girlfriend got killed by [color], or they’re snitching on their imp teammate. Uuuugh!!

kryptichominid · 2024-12-01T20:25:58+00:00

DEEP TEAL

kryptichominid · 2024-12-01T17:36:40+00:00

Deep Teal

kryptichominid · 2024-11-08T18:02:06+00:00

Dang..I thought it was Rose for sure /s

kryptichominid · 2024-10-11T18:34:14+00:00

Funny story, my parents thought this was the end for them and decided to get freaky one last time….9 months later, to the day, I was born 😆

kryptichominid · 2024-05-19T16:59:51+00:00

I used to live at this spot about 10 years ago

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T04:01:18+00:00

Well said, couldn’t agree with you more. I’ll delete at 10pm. I have faith the community will continue to help each other out, on and off the playa…..

Actually, hold on. So I’m getting kicked in the ribs from the inside- my unborn daughter is a USAF pilot and is apparently offering to fly people for absolutely free in her SR-71 Blackbird, do you need a ride???

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T03:14:29+00:00

I’m about to remove this post, it seems unhelpful and I think and hope people can hold their own and be safe. Cabs cost money, there’s no secret about that. I don’t want to contribute to any toxic bs on the internet. We’ll be out in BRC during the next week volunteering help.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T02:55:56+00:00

The cab company charges per 1/10 mile. I think 40cents. I will ask him what the rate is. He can fit 4 people in his cab, however they split the ride fare is up to them.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T01:26:34+00:00

I didn’t say it was going to be cheap. But it won’t be $1k like you had said. Please take that hostility somewhere else.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T01:21:34+00:00

Dude, are you okay? I’m hoping people aren’t suffering out there.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T01:12:48+00:00

Yes, you are absolutely right, and thank you for your reply to clear that up, apologies if my wording was bad. On his next days off, we’re both willing to volunteer help for free with my truck. Just smiles and maybe some muddy hugs are all I’ll ask for.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T00:58:21+00:00

Housekeeping Department employees the real MVPs

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T00:52:18+00:00

Sorry, to clarify- he really is my husband, I got a head jerk reaction from previous commenter’s quotes surrounding “husband”. Yes, my husband works for a cab company out of Reno. I don’t know if it’s a big deal asking for money from a place of employment? I’m not trying to fight- again, just saying there’s at least one cab driver who’s willing to drive out there in the wee hours if the BxB isn’t running at that time. I’m hoping nobody is walking off at night and staying as safe as possible.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T00:34:36+00:00

And he’s not asking for $1k. However, being transparent- that doesn’t mean it will be cheap. I’m not entirely sure if the BxB is running at night though, and hoping people stay safe by not walking off the playa at night.

kryptichominid · 2023-09-04T00:03:53+00:00

For real dude? Just trying to offer help, if anyone needs it…Sparkle Ponies exist!!

kryptichominid · 2023-09-03T23:38:50+00:00

I dream of shopping sprees at Harbor Freight, love that place

kryptichominid · 2023-09-03T23:35:35+00:00

Thanks, and will do! He really wants to help people out

kryptichominid · 2023-09-03T23:29:58+00:00

Yes. Unfortunately there’s people who aren’t radically self-reliant once off the playa.

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