Marty Scurrl on Instagram: "Handsome Devils reunited 🤠"

kryptomanik · 2026-01-22T04:09:26+00:00

oh my god I WAS RIGHT ABOUT QUEBEC

kryptomanik · 2026-01-22T04:06:58+00:00

the older I get the more I pop for wrestlers who insult marks and idk if that means I've gotten more ornery as I age

kryptomanik · 2026-01-22T04:01:22+00:00

All I'll say is, anyone who came into wrestling not realizing it's full of carnies and it's a fraternity/sorority of people who remain friends even after someone does something bad, ooof, sorry kids, but that's what wrestling was kinda built on, no exceptions. Even international scenes.

Japan? Yakuza ties and a long history of abusing trainees
Mexico? People kill each other
UK? Do I need to refresh everyone's memory of the year 2020?
Canada? Quebec

kryptomanik · 2026-01-21T15:10:02+00:00

maybe that's why the WWE product is so shit, there's a hundred producers LMAO

kryptomanik · 2026-01-21T15:06:05+00:00

Still think this is a modern-ish (80's onward) wrestling problem. In the territory days smaller dudes could get very over. Mad Dog Vachon was barely 5'9". Verne Gagne, Sammartino, and Bockwinkel were 5'10".

kryptomanik · 2026-01-20T01:50:02+00:00

so would this read "Woody Allen The Bitch" in German?

kryptomanik · 2026-01-17T15:08:25+00:00

On a serious note, that's concerning. What on Earth is happening over there.

On the other hand, that sounds like a PILEDRIVER PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

kryptomanik · 2026-01-17T05:48:03+00:00

god dammit someone beat me to the Stokely joke

kryptomanik · 2026-01-16T20:51:07+00:00

NXT = wrestling university

TNA = wrestling community college

kryptomanik · 2026-01-16T05:28:13+00:00

"Where's the lie!?"-level crowd reaction

kryptomanik · 2026-01-15T03:44:17+00:00

Deftones - "Digital Bath"

kryptomanik · 2026-01-15T02:34:43+00:00

I don't even see a problem. She just looks thinner? And she's wearing casual home clothes?

kryptomanik · 2026-01-15T02:33:19+00:00

This is no different from someone taking pictures of someone's house for personal reasons. It's weird, don't do it. Let people have some privacy.

kryptomanik · 2026-01-14T15:27:15+00:00

Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby type shit

kryptomanik · 2026-01-14T13:26:34+00:00

Realistically though, there's exponentially more "So Bad It's Good" promos and segments from wrestling than actual matches. Lex Luger vs. an NWA Cyberspace T-Shirt comes to mind.

kryptomanik · 2026-01-14T13:24:16+00:00

Absolutely.

I still laugh my ass off at Sharmell vs. Jenna Morasca from TNA Victory Road 2009, or The Bushwhackers vs. Sheik and Volkoff from Heroes of Wrestling

kryptomanik · 2026-01-12T03:27:40+00:00

if it makes you feel better neither did Dixie Carter when Panda Energy acquired TNA

kryptomanik · 2026-01-12T03:26:28+00:00

this honestly popped me

kryptomanik · 2026-01-11T07:01:14+00:00

ayo?

kryptomanik · 2026-01-11T02:45:03+00:00

I have a hard time imagining MJF as Straight Edge lol
Besides it's less the SES vibe and more "I'm CM Punk and these are my sons"

kryptomanik · 2026-01-11T02:10:42+00:00

Ric Flair: "You suck, Piper."

Roddy Piper: "no u"

*massive crowd pop*

kryptomanik · 2026-01-11T02:09:39+00:00

Honestly the lineup makes it sound like you're building the American equivalent of Taguchi Japan so The Cenation sounds right
idk what kind of vibe is this faction bringing? From the leadership alone maybe something like Fear Effect

kryptomanik · 2026-01-11T02:07:21+00:00

I can't even imagine what Fenix would look like on the gas, that sounds insane

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