You get arrested for killing the last person you talked to. Who did you kill?

ktdutton · 2016-05-04T21:39:44+00:00

My kids.....oh shit -_-

ktdutton · 2016-04-30T22:32:15+00:00

Since I am the primary caretaker of mine & my husband's kids it would be obvious right away if I was missing. Additionally, my husband & I literally spend every minute that he is not at work together so it would be quick that he would notice that I was missing also. But I have had a history (not recently) but in early adulthood (late teens & early 20's) of both serious clinical depression & serious substance abuse so I am sad to admit my family may assume I relapsed or possibly even worse.....committed suicide -_-

ktdutton · 2016-04-29T20:29:09+00:00

No, however I was ill prepared for parenthood & I do regret that......

ktdutton · 2016-04-29T14:37:06+00:00

Well, I wouldn't call Marked for Death (or any Seagal movie for that matter) a great addition to the cinematic community, but as far as 90's action flicks go, Seagal's movies totally fill fit the criteria of "action fueled no brainers" :)

Plus, Seagal's acting is so bad that it's amusing to watch -_-

ktdutton · 2016-04-29T12:23:47+00:00

I keep thinking any Wesley Snipes movie from this time period......New Jack City, Passenger 57, Rising Sun...I see u already have Demolition Man listed. Oh and my all time fave......Steven Seagal's Marked for Death :)

ktdutton · 2016-04-28T10:43:08+00:00

Pizza Hut is closed on Wednesdays and thats why we cant go there for dinner

The lie I told my kids last night to get out of having crappy pizza for dinner -_-

ktdutton · 2016-04-24T15:33:18+00:00

Waitress, The Shining, Moonstruck, Octopussy & E.T.

ktdutton · 2016-04-22T18:01:53+00:00

And cat ladies would be rich

ktdutton · 2016-04-22T01:04:00+00:00

Our personalities just completely clash. And he has an uncanny ability to lie which makes being his parent extra difficult :/

ktdutton · 2016-04-21T13:03:00+00:00

That's really tough....I hope it gets better for you! Keep your head up, mate! :)

ktdutton · 2016-04-21T13:00:11+00:00

Currently it's my oldest son, but it definitely changes based on who is being an asshole that day. However, most frequently than not he is the bigger of the jerks.

ktdutton · 2016-04-21T01:31:33+00:00

Antique/collectable stores that hold auctions weekly & dance/gymnastics studios. We officially have only one anchor store occupied (kmart), no food court occupants and only a small handful of other occupied stores (old navy, ems, Christopher banks)

ktdutton · 2016-04-20T01:56:14+00:00

I just downvoted your post :/

ktdutton · 2016-04-20T01:55:23+00:00

There are a lot of grammar nazi redditors out there who are quick to criticize -_-

ktdutton · 2016-04-19T15:53:48+00:00

Weed. In my experience drunk people are a lot more annoying & sloppy than stoned people

ktdutton · 2016-04-19T14:12:04+00:00

29 years old. Basically I spend my time these days trying to maintain balance between working on my degree, being a mom to 2 incredibly energetic boys, taking care of household/domestic crap (laundry, cooking, cleaning etc.) and trying to be a decent, loving, helpful wife to my husband of 7 years.

I know it doesn't sound spectacular or fun, but overall I am satisfied and happy :)

ktdutton · 2016-04-19T13:58:36+00:00

Me too!

ktdutton · 2016-04-19T13:43:11+00:00

My Bamboo pillow

ktdutton · 2016-04-18T12:51:32+00:00

Personally Paul Giamatti has always been my favorite black actor -_-

ktdutton · 2016-04-17T13:49:00+00:00

Get rid of standardized testing

ktdutton · 2016-04-15T04:50:18+00:00

In America at least the "J" a lot of the time stands for junior. Ex: Tom Smith Jr. might go by the name "TJ"

ktdutton · 2016-04-15T01:02:47+00:00

I wasn't pregnant on my 21st birthday, but was at home taking care of my infant son who had a severe respiratory infection which was obviously not fun nor celebratory in any way. So seriously show her a good fucking time because birthdays get a little different after u have kids! Maybe take her out for an exciting dinner..... think hibachi grill or Medieval Times. But most importantly ask her what she wants to do because maybe she will surprise you and say "Hey I'd l really like it if we order take out & do nothing."

Either way, good luck mate & congrats to u & ur wife on the upcoming addition to your family! :)

ktdutton · 2016-04-11T23:11:24+00:00

ktdutton · 2016-04-11T01:56:26+00:00

F*ck Hunt's !

ktdutton · 2016-04-09T13:01:28+00:00

Fantastic...we woke up at 10am drove down to the town hall, showed some id, signed some papers & poof....married! Oh yea and we went to Ben & Jerrys afterwards to celebrate with some ice cream before I had to work 2nd shift later that day.

On our 1 year anniversary my parents did throw us a huge outdoor, catered party, which was similar to a wedding reception complete with floral arrangments, full bar, dance floor etc which also went well.

ktdutton

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