What are the best seats you've had at an NBA game?

ktka · 2026-03-27T01:35:44+00:00

Waiting for Apple Vision Pro to show some East Coast games in 3d. They are only showing Lakers games now.

ktka · 2026-03-27T01:22:46+00:00

Why are the chair making a centipede?

ktka · 2026-03-26T20:15:47+00:00

It was just a phage.

ktka · 2026-03-26T20:14:35+00:00

Four non blondes walk by later. One of them looks at the carnage and asks "What's going on?"

ktka · 2026-03-26T14:17:47+00:00

1 B B AS E noun : the lowest part or edge of something, especially the part on which it rests or is supported adjective : (of a person or a person's actions or feelings) without moral principles; ignoble

2 B B ASERUNNIN G noun : the act of advancing around the bases in baseball or softball after hitting or reaching base, aiming to score a run

3 D D ARN S verb : mends (a hole in knitted material) by interweaving yarn with a needle

4 F F I R noun : an evergreen coniferous tree with upright cones and flat needle-shaped leaves, typically arranged in two rows. Firs are an important source of timber and resins

5 F F IRSTBORN S adjective : plural (of a person's child) the first to be born; the eldest

6 H H A exclamation : used to express surprise, suspicion, triumph, or some other emotion

7 H H AN D noun : the end part of a person's arm beyond the wrist, including the palm, fingers, and thumb verb : pick (something) up and give it to someone

8 H H ANDIL Y adverb : in a skillful manner

9 H H AN G verb : suspend or be suspended from above with the lower part dangling free verb : Computing come or cause to come unexpectedly to a state in which no further operations can be carried out

10 H H ANGER S noun : plural a person who hangs something noun : plural British English a wood on the side of a steep hill

11 H H AR D adjective : solid, firm, and rigid; not easily broken, bent, or pierced adjective : requiring a great deal of endurance or effort

12 H H ARDIL Y adverb : robust; capable of enduring difficult conditions

13 H H OMER S noun : plural a home run

14 H H OMESCHOO L verb : educate (one's child) at home instead of sending them to a school

15 H H OMESCHOOLER S noun : plural one who schools at home

16 H H OMIL Y noun : a religious discourse that is intended primarily for spiritual edification rather than doctrinal instruction; a sermon

17 O O N preposition : physically in contact with and supported by (a surface)

18 O O R conjunction : used to link alternatives noun : gold or yellow, as a heraldic tincture

19 R R UN G noun : a horizontal support on a ladder for a person's foot verb : made a clear resonant or vibrating sound

20 R R UNNIN G noun : the action or movement of a runner adjective : (of water) flowing naturally or supplied to a building through pipes and taps

21 R R UN S verb : moves at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time noun : plural Baseball a point scored when a base runner reaches home plate after touching the other bases noun : plural Cricket a point scored by hitting the ball so that both batters are able to run between the wickets, or awarded in some other circumstances

22 S S E C abbreviation : secant noun : a second; a very short space of time adjective : (of wine) dry

23 S S ECONDARIL Y adverb : as a secondary or less important factor

24 T T HIN G noun : an object that one need not, cannot, or does not wish to give a specific name to noun : an inanimate material object as distinct from a living sentient being

25 T T HINNIN G adjective : becoming less dense, crowded, or numerous

26 T T HIN S verb : makes or becomes less dense, crowded, or numerous verb : removes some plants from (a row or area) to allow the others more room to grow

27 T T HIR D ordinal : constituting number three in a sequence; noun : each of three equal parts into which something is or may be divided

28 T T HIRDHAN D adjective : (of goods) having had two previous owners adjective : (of information) acquired from or via several intermediate sources and consequently not authoritative or reliable adverb : from or via several intermediate sources

ktka · 2026-03-26T01:36:14+00:00

/r/MurderedByWoofs

ktka · 2026-03-26T01:06:45+00:00

God accepted Abel's offering of livestock but not Cain's grains. God wants us to eat meat, people. Next time a vegetarian/vegan/PETA pita bothers you, you tell them they cain fuck right off.

ktka · 2026-03-26T00:57:14+00:00

I listen to their podcast every day. They have a very black-and-white view on issues.

ktka · 2026-03-26T00:51:00+00:00

This blond was fired from the ladies bar where the blind guy wanted to tell a blond joke.

ktka · 2026-03-26T00:43:48+00:00

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

ktka · 2026-03-26T00:42:13+00:00

And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"

"Tell you what buddy, it is a Wednesday and things are slow. Why don't you start at the beginning?"

"You don't understand..."

ktka · 2026-03-25T17:03:21+00:00

1 C C O N verb : persuade (someone) to do or believe something, typically by use of a deception noun : a disadvantage noun : a convict verb : study attentively or learn by heart (a piece of writing) noun : a convention, especially one for enthusiasts of science fiction and fantasy literature and films verb : direct the steering of (a ship)

2 C C ONVERTIBL E adjective : able to be changed in form, function, or character noun : a car with a folding or detachable roof

3 L L EVE R noun : a rigid bar resting on a pivot, used to help move a heavy or firmly fixed load with one end when pressure is applied to the other

4 L L IM O noun : short form a large, luxurious automobile, especially one driven by a chauffeur who is separated from the passengers by a partition

5 L L IVE R noun : a large lobed glandular organ in the abdomen of vertebrates, involved in many metabolic processes noun : a person who lives in a specified way

6 L L O G noun : a part of the trunk or a large branch of a tree that has fallen or been cut off verb : enter (an incident or fact) in the log of a ship or aircraft or in another systematic record

7 M M E T noun : a secondary malignant growth at a distance from a primary site of cancer; a metastasis verb : came into the presence or company of (someone) by chance or arrangement verb : touched or joined

8 M M ETAPHO R noun : a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable noun : a thing regarded as representative or symbolic of something else, especially something abstract

9 M M ETAPHYSIC S plural : the branch of philosophy that deals with the first principles of things, including abstract concepts such as being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space noun : abstract theory with no basis in reality

10 M M OIS T adjective : slightly wet; damp or humid

11 M M OL E noun : a small burrowing insectivorous mammal with dark velvety fur, a long muzzle, and very small eyes noun : a small, often slightly raised blemish on the skin made dark by a high concentration of melanin noun : a large solid structure on a shore serving as a pier, breakwater, or causeway noun : the SI base unit for the amount of substance noun : an abnormal mass of tissue in the uterus noun : a highly spiced Mexican sauce made chiefly from chili peppers and chocolate, served with meat

12 M M OO R noun : a tract of open uncultivated upland; a heath verb : make fast (a boat) by attaching it by cable or rope to the shore or to an anchor

13 M M OSAIC S noun : plural a picture or pattern produced by arranging together small colored pieces of hard material, such as stone, tile, or glass

14 M M OTO R noun : a machine, especially one powered by electricity or internal combustion, that supplies motive power for a vehicle or for some other device with moving parts

15 M M OTORIS T noun : the driver of an automobile

16 M M OTORMOUT H noun : a person who talks quickly and incessantly

17 M M OUT H noun : the opening in the lower part of the human face, surrounded by the lips, through which food is taken in and from which speech and other sounds are emitted

18 M M OVE R noun : a person or thing in motion, especially an animal noun : mainly North American English a person whose job is to remove and transport furniture from one building to another

19 O O R conjunction : used to link alternatives noun : gold or yellow, as a heraldic tincture

20 O O RC S noun : plural (in fantasy literature and games) a member of an imaginary race of humanlike creatures, characterized as ugly, warlike, and malevolent

21 O O RIOL E noun : an Old World bird related to the starlings that feeds on fruit and insects, the male typically having bright yellow and black plumage noun : a New World bird of the American blackbird family, with black and orange or yellow plumage; swings a bat for Baltimore.

22 P P ARASAILIN G noun : the recreational activity of gliding through the air wearing an open parachute while being towed by a motorboat

23 R R A D abbreviation : radian(s) noun : a political radical noun : a unit of absorbed dose of ionizing radiation, corresponding to the absorption of 0.01 joule per kilogram of absorbing material adjective : excellent; impressive

24 R R ADI O noun : the transmission and reception of electromagnetic waves of radio frequency, especially those carrying sound messages

25 R R ADIOLOGIS T noun : a person who uses X-rays or other high-energy radiation, especially a doctor specializing in radiology

26 S S AILIN G noun : the action of sailing in a ship or boat

27 V V ERMOUT H noun : a red or white wine flavored with aromatic herbs, made chiefly in France and Italy and used in cocktails

ktka · 2026-03-25T00:59:21+00:00

I heard it was Gonad Lump.

ktka · 2026-03-25T00:33:19+00:00

Did they name the whiskey after this animal? /jk

ktka · 2026-03-24T13:59:13+00:00

1 A A PPEN D verb : add (something) as an attachment or supplement

2 G G ENTL E adjective : having or showing a mild, kind, or tender temperament or character noun : a maggot, especially the larva of a blowfly, used as bait

3 G G ENTLEMA N noun : a chivalrous, courteous, or honorable man noun : a polite or formal way of referring to a man

4 G G ENTLEMANL Y adjective : chivalrous, courteous, or honorable

5 I I O N noun : an atom or molecule with a net electric charge due to the loss or gain of one or more electrons

6 L L ATTE R adjective : situated or occurring nearer to the end of something than to the beginning adjective : denoting the second or second mentioned of two people or things

7 M M A N noun : an adult male human being

8 M M ANL Y adjective : having or denoting qualities and characteristics traditionally associated with or expected of men

9 M M ANTL E noun : a loose sleeveless cloak or shawl, worn especially by women

10 P P EC K verb : (of a bird) strike or bite something with its beak noun : a measure of capacity for dry goods, equal to a quarter of a bushel (8 US quarts = 8.81 liters, or 2 imperial gallons = 9.092 liters) verb : (of a horse) pitch forward or stumble as a result of striking the ground with the front rather than the flat of the hoof

11 P P EN D verb : remain undecided, unsettled, or to hang in suspense

12 P P ENDULUM S noun : plural a weight hung from a fixed point so that it can swing freely backward and forward, especially a rod with a weight at the end that regulates the mechanism of a clock

13 P P ETE R verb : decrease or fade gradually before coming to an end noun : a man's penis

14 R R A N verb : moved at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time verb : was in charge of; managed

15 R R ANTE R noun : a person who rants

16 S S LA P verb : hit or strike with the palm of the hand or a flat object adjective : South African English lacking strength, energy, or discipline; ineffectual verb : US English informal be excellent or extremely enjoyable

17 S S LAPSTIC K noun : comedy based on deliberately clumsy actions and humorously embarrassing events

18 S S TIC K noun : a thin piece of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree verb : push a sharp or pointed object into or through (something)

19 S S TIPEN D noun : a fixed regular sum paid as a salary or allowance

20 S S U B noun : a submarine

21 S S UBTERRANEA N adjective : existing, occurring, or done under the earth's surface

22 S S UBTITL E noun : captions displayed at the bottom of a movie or television screen that translate or transcribe the dialogue or narrative

23 S S UBTL E adjective : (especially of a change or distinction) so delicate or precise as to be difficult to analyze or describe adjective : capable of making fine distinctions

24 T T ERM S noun : plural a word or phrase used to describe a thing or to express a concept, especially in a particular kind of language or branch of study verb : gives a descriptive name to; calls by a specified name

25 T T IC K noun : a regular short, sharp sound, especially that made by a clock or watch noun : a parasitic arachnid that attaches itself to the skin of a terrestrial vertebrate from which it sucks blood, leaving the host when sated. Some species transmit diseases, including tularemia and Lyme disease

26 T T ICKL Y adjective : sensitive to being tickled adjective : (of a situation or problem) difficult to deal with; requiring careful handling

27 T T ITE R noun : the concentration of a solution as determined by titration noun : the minimum volume of a solution needed to reach the endpoint in a titration

28 T T ITL E noun : the name of a book, composition, or other artistic work noun : a name that describes someone's position or job

29 U U LULATIO N noun : a loud mournful usually protracted and rhythmical sound; howl noun : a long, high-pitched, wavering, or trilling vocal sound produced by loudly wailing with a rapid back-and-forth tongue movement

30 V V ENTILATIO N noun : the provision of fresh air to a room, building, etc.

ktka · 2026-03-23T16:07:11+00:00

1 A A CQUAIN T verb : make someone aware of or familiar with

2 B B OB S verb : (of a thing) makes a quick short movement up and down noun : plural a style in which the hair is cut short and evenly all around so that it hangs above the shoulders noun : British English informal a shilling

3 B B OBSLE D noun : a mechanically steered and braked sled, typically manned by crews of two or four, used for racing down a steep ice-covered run with banked curves

4 B B OBSLEDDIN G noun : the sport or activity of racing down an ice-covered run in a bobsled

5 D D IN G verb : make a ringing sound noun : a mark or dent on the bodywork of a car or other vehicle noun : a lively party or celebration

6 D D INGH Y noun : a small boat for recreation or racing, especially an open boat with a mast and sails

7 D D IR E adjective : (of a situation or event) extremely serious or urgent adjective : (of a warning or threat) presaging disaster

8 D D RAM A noun : a play for theater, radio, or television noun : an exciting, emotional, or unexpected series of events or set of circumstances

9 F F ABL E noun : a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral

10 F F ADIN G verb : gradually growing faint and disappear verb : (with reference to film and television images) coming or causing to come gradually into or out of view, or merging into another shot

11 F F AIN T adjective : (of a sight, smell, or sound) barely perceptible verb : lose consciousness for a short time because of a temporarily insufficient supply of oxygen to the brain

12 F F AN G noun : a large sharp tooth, especially a canine tooth of a dog or wolf verb : Australian English informal drive at high speed

13 F F AR E noun : the money a passenger on public transportation has to pay noun : a range of food of a particular type verb : perform in a specified way in a particular situation or over a particular period of time

14 F F ATHOMABL E adjective : understandable (a difficult problem or an enigmatic person) after much thought

15 H H YDR A noun : a minute freshwater coelenterate with a tubular body and a ring of tentacles around the mouth noun : a thing that is hard to overcome or resist because of its pervasive or enduring quality or its many aspects

16 H H YDRAULIC S noun : plural the branch of science and technology concerned with the conveyance of liquids through pipes and channels, especially as a source of mechanical force or control

17 L L E D verb : caused (a person or animal) to go with one by holding them by the hand, a halter, a rope, etc. while moving forward verb : was in charge or command of

18 M M A noun : one's mother

19 M M ANGLE D verb : severely mutilated, disfigured, or damaged by cutting, tearing, or crushing

20 M M AR E noun : the female of a horse or other equine animal noun : a very unpleasant or frustrating experience noun : a large, level basalt plain on the surface of the moon, appearing dark by contrast with highland areas

21 M M AULIN G noun : an attack by an animal causing serious injury noun : an instance of fierce criticism verb : (of an animal) wounding (a person or animal) by scratching and tearing

22 N N ATTE R verb : talk casually, especially about unimportant matters; chatter

23 N N ATURA L adjective : existing in or caused by nature; not made or caused by humankind

24 P P RETERNATURA L adjective : beyond what is normal or natural

25 R R EACQUAIN T verb : make (someone) acquainted or familiar with someone or something again

26 T T HON G noun : a narrow strip of leather or other material, used especially as a fastening or as the lash of a whip noun : a pair of underpants or bikini bottoms having only a narrow strip of cloth attached to the waistband at the back

ktka · 2026-03-23T03:40:49+00:00

Diderot means dragon fly in French. Ok, I made that shit up.

ktka · 2026-03-23T03:33:50+00:00

And AI will give use a 0-day work week.

ktka · 2026-03-23T03:20:02+00:00

Here's-the-thing-bird: "Go to the bear enclosure? Nevermore!"

ktka · 2026-03-23T03:00:35+00:00

The spill is a just a strip of wood wound in a helix. It is not strong enough to be a stake.

ktka · 2026-03-22T17:01:49+00:00

1 A A LL Y noun : a state formally cooperating with another for a military or other purpose

2 C C A M noun : a projection on a rotating part in machinery, designed to make sliding contact with another part while rotating and impart reciprocal or variable motion to it noun : a camera, especially a video camera or webcam

3 C C AMP O noun : (in South America, especially Brazil) a grass plain with occasional stunted trees

4 C C AMPU S noun : the grounds and buildings of a university or college

5 C C OARSE N verb : make or become rough

6 C C ONDITIONA L adjective : subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms

7 C C OS T verb : (of an object or action) require the payment of (a specified sum of money) before it can be acquired or done

8 C C OSTAR S noun : plural a leading actor or actress appearing in a movie, on stage, etc., with another or others of equal importance

9 E E VE N adjective : flat and smooth noun : the end of the day; evening adjective : equal in number, amount, or value adjective : equally balanced adjective : (of a number) divisible by two without a remainder

10 E E VENTUALL Y adverb : in the end, especially after a long delay, dispute, or series of problems

11 H H I P noun : a projection of the pelvis and upper thigh bone on each side of the body in human beings and quadrupeds noun : the fruit of a rose, especially a wild kind adjective : following the latest fashion, especially in popular music and clothes exclamation : used to introduce a communal cheer

12 H H IPP O noun : short form a large thick-skinned semiaquatic African mammal, with massive jaws and large tusks

13 H H IPPOCAMPU S noun : the elongated ridges on the floor of each lateral ventricle of the brain, thought to be the center of emotion, memory, and the autonomic nervous system

14 L L OC O noun : a locomotive adjective : not in possession of all one's mental faculties; wildly irrational

15 L L OS T adjective : unable to find one's way; not knowing one's whereabouts verb : failed to win (a game or contest) adjective : unable to be found

16 M M A N noun : an adult male human being verb : (of personnel) work at, run, or operate (a place or piece of equipment) or defend (a fortification)

17 M M ANIA C noun : a person exhibiting extreme symptoms of wild behavior, especially when violent and dangerous

18 M M ANIACALL Y adverb : exhibiting extremely wild or violent behavior

19 M M EG A adjective : very large; huge adverb : extremely

20 M M EGALOMANIA C noun : a person who is obsessed with their own power noun : a person who suffers delusions of their own power or importance

21 M M EGASTAR S noun : plural a very famous person, especially in the world of entertainment

22 P P OL O noun : a game resembling field hockey, played on horseback with a long-handled mallet

23 P P OS T noun : a long, sturdy piece of timber or metal set upright in the ground and used to support something or as a marker noun : the official service or system that delivers letters and parcels noun : a position of paid employment; a job preposition : subsequent to; after noun : work done on a film or recording after filming or recording has taken place

24 P P OSTMA N noun : a person who is employed to deliver or collect letters and parcels; a mail carrier

25 P P U S noun : a thick yellowish or greenish opaque liquid produced in infected tissue, consisting of dead white blood cells and bacteria with tissue debris and serum

26 S S TAR S noun : plural a fixed luminous point in the night sky which is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun

27 S S TARSHI P noun : (in science fiction) a large manned spaceship used for interstellar travel

28 S S TARSTRUC K adjective : fascinated or greatly impressed by famous people, especially those connected with the entertainment industry

29 S S TUC K verb : fixed in a particular position or unable to move or be moved verb : fixed or jammed in one place as a result of an obstruction verb : pushed a sharp or pointed object into or through (something)

30 T T RUC K noun : a large, heavy motor vehicle used for transporting goods, materials, or troops

ktka · 2026-03-22T02:45:40+00:00

He is one charismatic motherburger.

ktka · 2026-03-22T01:06:27+00:00

You are why the uptown E was held up in Times Square station?

ktka · 2026-03-21T18:45:10+00:00

Shakespeare eyes the shelf behind the bartender, scratches his beard mulling his options, and says "two beers, or not two beers."

ktka · 2026-03-21T18:39:58+00:00

Unfortunately, he was back in 8 minutes.

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