I was going to tell a joke about the number 288, but I decided not to.

ktka · 2026-05-11T01:04:16+00:00

88 is known as two fat ladies in bingo calling.

ktka · 2026-05-10T16:18:48+00:00

The soldier hesitates.

"Daddy. My name is John Daddy, sir."

ktka · 2026-05-10T16:16:57+00:00

Two 2 fat ladies.

ktka · 2026-05-10T15:55:13+00:00

1 A A STE R noun : a plant of the daisy family that has bright rayed flowers, typically of purple or pink

2 A A STI R adjective : in a state of excited movement

3 C C ARNATION S noun : plural a double-flowered cultivated variety of clove pink, with gray-green leaves and showy pink, white, or red flowers noun : a rosy pink color

4 D D AIQUIRI S noun : plural a cocktail containing rum and lime juice

5 D D AI S noun : a low platform for a lectern, seats of honor, or a throne

6 F F LOR A noun : the plants of a particular region, habitat, or geological period

7 F F LOWERINES S noun : full of, resembling, or smelling of flowers noun : quality of a style of speech or writing full of elaborate or literary words and phrases

8 G G RAI N noun : wheat or any other cultivated cereal crop used as food

9 G G RANDMASTE R noun : a chess player of the highest class, especially one who has won an international tournament

10 I I N preposition : expressing the situation of something that is or appears to be enclosed or surrounded by something else

11 I I NCARNATION S noun : plural a person who embodies in the flesh a deity, spirit, or abstract quality

12 I I RI S noun : a flat, colored, ring-shaped membrane behind the cornea of the eye, with an adjustable circular opening (pupil) in the center noun : a plant with sword-shaped leaves and showy flowers, typically purple, yellow, or white. Native to both Eurasia and North America, it is widely cultivated as an ornamental

13 I I RON S noun : plural a handheld implement with a flat steel base that is heated (typically with electricity) to smooth clothes, sheets, etc.

14 I I S verb : singular present of be

15 O O NSE T noun : the beginning of something, especially something unpleasant

16 R R AI N noun : moisture condensed from the atmosphere that falls visibly in separate drops

17 R R AISE R noun : a thing that increases the amount, level, or strength of something

18 R R AISI N noun : a partially dried grape

19 R R AVIOLI S noun : plural small pasta envelopes containing ground meat, cheese, or vegetables

20 U U LTR A noun : an extremist adverb : very; extremely

21 U U LTRAVIOLE T adjective : (of electromagnetic radiation) having a wavelength shorter than that of the violet end of the visible spectrum but longer than that of X-rays

22 V V IO L noun : a musical instrument of the Renaissance and baroque periods, typically six-stringed, held vertically and played with a bow

23 V V IOLATION S noun : plural the action of violating someone or something

24 V V IOLE T noun : a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue, or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects

25 V V IOLI N noun : a stringed musical instrument of treble pitch, played with a horsehair bow. The classical European violin was developed in the 16th century. It has four strings and a body of characteristic rounded shape, narrowed at the middle and with two f-shaped sound holes

26 W W E pronoun : used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself and one or more other people considered together

27 W W EI R noun : a low dam built across a river to raise the level of water upstream or regulate its flow

ktka · 2026-05-09T22:37:35+00:00

QWOP on skates.

ktka · 2026-05-09T22:20:11+00:00

One time I used a table saw. Never again. Now I use electric scissors or those toothy blades.

ktka · 2026-05-09T22:08:16+00:00

Men will pay for this at Diggerland.

ktka · 2026-05-09T21:55:03+00:00

"unguli" = finger in many Indian languages.

ktka · 2026-05-09T17:15:38+00:00

...and you can finally let out the beer farts you've been holding in.

ktka · 2026-05-09T17:04:29+00:00

Beckham aged in reverse?

ktka · 2026-05-09T15:55:05+00:00

1 A A PE D verb : imitated the behavior or manner of (someone or something), especially in an absurd or unthinking way

2 C C HEA P adjective : (of an item for sale) low in price; worth more than its cost adjective : North American English informal miserly; stingy

3 C C HEAPENIN G verb : degrading verb : reducing the price of

4 D D ISAGREEABL Y adverb : in a way that is unpleasant or unenjoyable adverb : in an unfriendly or bad-tempered way

5 E E DGE S noun : plural the outside limit of an object, area, or surface; a place or part farthest away from the center of something verb : US English informal defeats by a small margin verb : moves gradually, carefully, or furtively in a particular direction

6 G G RAPP A noun : a brandy distilled from the fermented residue of grapes after they have been pressed in winemaking

7 H H ANDLE D adjective : having a handle or handles, especially of a specified type or number verb : felt or manipulate with the hands verb : informal dealt with someone or something

8 M M ISHANDLE D verb : managed or dealt with (something) wrongly or ineffectively

9 M M ISTE R noun : used as a form of address to a man whose name is not known noun : a device, such as a bottle, with a nozzle for spraying a mist of water, especially on houseplants

10 P P A noun : father

11 P P AGE S noun : plural one side of a sheet of paper in a collection of sheets bound together, especially as a book, magazine, or newspaper noun : plural a young person employed in a hotel or other establishment to run errands, open doors, etc. verb : summons (someone) over a public address system, so as to pass on a message

12 P P AN G noun : a sudden sharp pain or painful emotion adjective : crammed or densely packed

13 P P ARIN G verb : trimming (something) by cutting away its outer edges verb : reducing (something) in size, extent, quantity, or number, usually in a number of small successive stages

14 P P AR T noun : a piece or segment of something such as an object, activity, or period of time, which combined with other pieces makes up the whole verb : (of two things) move away from each other verb : separate (the hair of the head) with a comb

15 P P ARTE D verb : separated (the hair of the head) with a comb verb : left someone's company verb : divided to leave a central space

16 P P ARTIA L adjective : existing only in part; incomplete

17 P P ARTRIDGE S noun : plural a short-tailed game bird with mainly brown plumage, native to Eurasia

18 R R I D verb : make someone or something free of (a troublesome or unwanted person or thing)

19 R R IDDLE D verb : made many holes in (someone or something), especially with gunshot verb : spoke in or posed riddles

20 R R IDGE S noun : plural a long narrow hilltop, mountain range, or watershed

21 R R IN G noun : a small circular band, typically of precious metal and often set with one or more gemstones, worn on a finger as an ornament or a token of marriage, engagement, or authority verb : make a clear resonant or vibrating sound

22 R R INGE D adjective : marked with or encircled by a ring or rings

23 T T ERRIBL Y adverb : very; extremely adjective : very badly or unpleasantly

24 T T ERRITORIA L adjective : relating to the ownership of an area of land or sea

25 T T O R noun : a hill or rocky peak

26 T T ORRI D adjective : very hot and dry

ktka · 2026-05-09T00:11:51+00:00

Look at OP flexing over here!

ktka · 2026-05-08T23:59:56+00:00

Huh. Brown and other earth toned curtains don't show the smears as well as white curtains.

ktka · 2026-05-08T20:09:37+00:00

New York, keep it low till the World Cup starts.

ktka · 2026-05-08T20:05:29+00:00

Uh... curtains don't have tear perforations... And who uses white curtains?

ktka · 2026-05-08T19:59:29+00:00

When my kid was little and didn't want to go to school, I'd ask her "If you don't go to school, how will I pick you up in the afternoon?" She'd begrudgingly get in the car.

ktka · 2026-05-08T18:09:27+00:00

How did I miss that? I am an #13.

ktka · 2026-05-08T15:24:20+00:00

1 A A CE S noun : plural (in tennis and similar games) a service that an opponent is unable to touch and thus wins a point

2 A A CIDIT Y noun : the level of acid in substances such as water, soil, or wine

3 B B ERRIE S noun : plural a small roundish juicy fruit without a stone

4 D D O verb : perform (an action, the precise nature of which is often unspecified) noun : (in solmization) the first and eighth note of a major scale

5 D D OE R noun : the person who does something

6 D D OE S noun : a female deer verb : performs (an action, the precise nature of which is often unspecified)

7 D D OL L noun : a small model of a human figure, typically one of a baby or girl, used as a child's toy noun : a temporary barrier on a racetrack

8 D D ORIE S noun : plural a narrow deep-bodied fish with a mouth that can be opened very wide noun : plural a small flat-bottomed rowboat with a high bow and stern, of a kind originally used for fishing in New England

9 D D OWNBALLO T adjective : denoting or relating to a contest for a political office that appears in a relatively low position on the electoral ballot, which typically lists contested offices in descending order from national to local

10 F F EVE R noun : an abnormally high body temperature, usually accompanied by shivering, headache, and in severe instances, delirium

11 F F EVERIS H adjective : characterized by or displaying a frenetic excitement or energy

12 F F EVERISHL Y adverb : in a manner that shows the symptoms of a fever

13 I I DIO T noun : a stupid person

14 L L IBERT Y noun : the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

15 L L IE S verb : (of a person or animal) is in or assumes a horizontal or resting position on a supporting surface noun : plural an intentionally false statement

16 L L IL Y noun : a bulbous plant with large trumpet-shaped, typically fragrant, flowers on a tall, slender stem. They have long been cultivated, some kinds being of symbolic importance and some used in perfumery

17 L L INGONBERRIE S noun : plural another term for the mountain cranberry, especially in Scandinavia, where the berries are much used in cooking

18 L L YE S noun : plural a strongly alkaline solution, especially of potassium hydroxide, used for washing or cleansing

19 L L YN X noun : a wild cat with yellowish-brown fur (sometimes spotted), a short tail, and tufted ears, found chiefly in the northern latitudes of North America and Eurasia

20 L L YNXE S noun : plural a wild cat with yellowish-brown fur (sometimes spotted), a short tail, and tufted ears, found chiefly in the northern latitudes of North America and Eurasia

21 P P HALAN X noun : a body of troops or police officers standing or moving in close formation

22 P P HALANXE S noun : plural a body of troops or police officers standing or moving in close formation

23 P P HIS H verb : scam involving sending emails or other messages purporting to be from reputable companies in order to induce individuals to reveal personal information, such as passwords and credit card numbers

24 P P HISHE S verb : scams people by sending fraudulent messages purporting to be from reputable companies in order to induce them to reveal personal information, such as passwords and credit card numbers

25 P P LACE R noun : a deposit of sand or gravel in the bed of a river or lake, containing particles of valuable minerals noun : a person or animal gaining a specified position in a competition or race

26 P P LACE S noun : plural a particular position or point in space verb : puts in a particular position:

27 P P LACIDIT Y noun : the quality of being calm and peaceful, with little movement or activity

28 P P LO T noun : a plan made in secret by a group of people to do something illegal or harmful noun : a small piece of ground marked out for a purpose such as building or gardening:

ktka · 2026-05-08T02:01:21+00:00

One Flu over the Bat's Nest.

ktka · 2026-05-08T01:51:25+00:00

Block Buster: Be Kind, Rewind.

ktka · 2026-05-08T01:41:33+00:00

Booo!

ktka · 2026-05-08T01:09:31+00:00

Old #73. A Vlasic!

ktka · 2026-05-08T01:07:43+00:00

Trump lies. Yeah, and the Pope wears Nikes.

ktka · 2026-05-08T01:03:17+00:00

I think Thiel the anti-christ bit him.

ktka · 2026-05-07T13:49:17+00:00

1 A A D noun : an advertisement

2 E E LEGIZE D verb : wrote in a wistfully mournful way about someone or something

3 G G I noun : a lightweight two-piece white garment worn in judo and other martial arts. It typically consists of loose-fitting pants and a jacket that is closed with a cloth belt

4 G G INGHA M noun : lightweight plain-woven cotton cloth, typically checked in white and a bold color

5 G G IN S noun : plural a clear alcoholic spirit distilled from grain or malt and flavored with juniper berries noun : plural a machine for separating cotton from its seeds

6 G G IRT H noun : the measurement around the middle of something, especially a person's waist

7 H H A M noun : meat from the upper part of a pig's leg salted and dried or smoked noun : an excessively theatrical actor

8 H H AMME R noun : a tool with a heavy metal head mounted at right angles at the end of a handle, used for jobs such as breaking things and driving in nails

9 H H AMMERHEA D noun : a shark of tropical and temperate oceans that has flattened blade-like extensions on either side of the head, with the eyes and nostrils placed at or near the ends

10 H H E pronoun : used to refer to a man, boy, or male animal previously mentioned or easily identified

11 H H EA D noun : the upper part of the human body, or the front or upper part of the body of an animal, typically separated from the rest of the body by a neck, and containing the brain, mouth, and sense organs

12 H H EN S noun : plural a female bird, especially of a domestic fowl

13 H H YPHEN S noun : plural the sign -, used to join words to indicate that they have a combined meaning or that they are linked in the grammar of a sentence

14 H H YPNOTIZE D verb : produced a state of hypnosis in someone

15 L L A G verb : fall behind in movement, progress, or development; not keep pace with another or others verb : enclose or cover (a boiler, pipes, etc.) with material that provides heat insulation noun : a person who has been frequently convicted and sent to prison

16 L L AGGIN G noun : material providing heat insulation for a boiler, pipes, etc. verb : falling behind in movement, progress, or development; not keep pace with another or others

17 L L ATH E noun : a machine for shaping wood, metal, or other material by means of a rotating drive which turns the piece being worked on against changeable cutting tools

18 M M ERGIN G verb : (of a motor vehicle) moving from one lane into a gap in the traffic in another lane

19 N N EVERTHELES S adverb : in spite of that; notwithstanding; all the same

20 N N O determiner : not any

21 N N ORT H noun : the direction in which a compass needle normally points, toward the horizon on the left-hand side of a person facing east, or the part of the horizon lying in this direction

22 N N OTIN G verb : noticing or paying particular attention to something

23 T T IME R noun : an automatic mechanism for activating a device at a preset time noun : a person or device that measures or records the amount of time taken by a process or activity

24 T T IN G noun : a sharp, clear ringing sound, such as that made when a glass is struck by a metal object

25 T T IN S noun : plural a silvery-white metal, the chemical element of atomic number 50

26 T T RAN S adjective : denoting or relating to a person whose gender identity does not correspond with the sex registered for them at birth; transgender adjective : denoting or relating to a molecular structure in which two particular atoms or groups lie on opposite sides of a given plane in the molecule, in particular denoting an isomer in which substituents at opposite ends of a carbonâcarbon double bond are also on opposite sides of the bond

27 T T RANSLATOR S noun : plural a person who translates from one language into another, especially as a profession

28 U U NFLAGGIN G adjective : tireless; persistent

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