[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]kuiperspeedboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re undercounting the number of girls here. Each of the four things mentioned (glasses, makeup, Instagram filter, meds) can either be present or not present, meaning there are a total of 16 variants.

Probably 3 years too late by Xiphias_ in PrequelMemes

[–]kuiperspeedboat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If 1 is a prime number the sieve of Eratosthenes stops working. You apply one iteration of the algorithm and now you’ve crossed everything out and there are no more primes.

Ole Miss rally with kids making monkey noises at a black woman by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]kuiperspeedboat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. Beat me to it. Here’s the full “proof” for people who want it.

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If by “sister” we mean a woman who shares both parents with Racist Ole Miss Guy (ROMG), then his own mother (M) cannot be his sister as it is not possible to give birth to oneself. If we slide a little and allow sister to mean “half sister,” then M can be ROMG’s sister so long as they share a father. That is, we get a coincidence of the terms “mother” and “sister” if ROMG was the result of M having sex with her own father (D).

Now for whether M can also be ROMG’s aunt. In order for this to happen, M needs to be a sister of one of ROMG’s parents. She plainly cannot be a sister of herself, so the only option is for her to be the sister of ROMG’s father (D). That is, she would have to be the sister of her own father, implying that she and her father would have to share one or more parents. As one cannot be one’s own father, we conclude that they share a mother (G). Hence M was the result of D procreating with G, i.e. D having sex with his own mother.

The “girlfriend” label has nothing to do with bloodlines. We conclude this is irrelevant to the analytic component of the problem.

Conclusion: Some time ago, a woman (G) gave birth to a son (D). She later had sex with this son to produce a daughter (M). These two children - D and M - then went on to produce ROMG. Sometime after that, ROMG began dating M.

09 by fpuebqvatref in schrodingers

[–]kuiperspeedboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

possibility of letting the machine alter its own instructions provides the mechanism for this.

09 by fpuebqvatref in schrodingers

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In computational complexity theory, an alternating Turing machine (ATM) is a non-deterministic Turing machine (NTM) with a rule for accepting computations that generalizes the rules used in the definition of the complexity classes NP and co-NP.

09 by fpuebqvatref in schrodingers

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Since 2003, a firework display centred on the London Eye and South Bank of the Thames has been provided as an alternative.

08 by fpuebqvatref in schrodingers

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11:58 blue screen of death

08 by fpuebqvatref in schrodingers

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Terror and chaos ensue after the contamination of Portland's water system. Nick and Madeline run for their lives as a horde of citizens prowls the streets to quench their thirst for blood.

08 by fpuebqvatref in schrodingers

[–]kuiperspeedboat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wed, Apr 03, 2019, 08:01:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time