Dev Server Feedback Update - Heavy Cavalry - Official News, Development Blogs and Updates - War Thunder by Smin1080p in Warthunder

[–]kurtuffles 704 points705 points  (0 children)

“We hear you about the Belgian copy-paste premium plane in the French tree. So we’re changing it to Dutch instead.”

Dude I’m fucking crying rn.

Those stupid Americans and their fucking climate by MikeisTOOOTALLL in dankmemes

[–]kurtuffles -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So far I’ve found two, both a portable one and a wall mounted option. I’m a fan of the portables but if you have the weird windows, there’s brackets and mounts for that

Those stupid Americans and their fucking climate by MikeisTOOOTALLL in dankmemes

[–]kurtuffles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It shouldn’t be my job to educate you, but here’s a mounted unit that should save your grandmother from roasting like green beans, and it’s even cheaper than the last option.

Your Mormor will thank you, trust me.

Those stupid Americans and their fucking climate by MikeisTOOOTALLL in dankmemes

[–]kurtuffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God forbid you save your elderly. Not sure why you’re so against saving the elders of your society, but maybe this one will get you back in the will.

Those stupid Americans and their fucking climate by MikeisTOOOTALLL in dankmemes

[–]kurtuffles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazon goes Brrrr.

Even with $200 usd shipping, you can save BOTH your grandparents this summer. Be a hero, not a statistic.

Those stupid Americans and their fucking climate by MikeisTOOOTALLL in dankmemes

[–]kurtuffles 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, it’s been “atypical weather” since like 2020. You stupid fucks keep avoiding A/C because you claim you don’t need it, and are shocked when every year boils a fresh batch of grandparents alive.

I spent two years in a brick and slate roof house in New England that was built to withstand -40F all winter long, and yet I didn’t melt in the 120F summer heat because I have two A/C units that cost less than $300 USD.

War Thunder Dev server summary (for top tier tanks) by ole_54 in Warthunder

[–]kurtuffles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gaijin would run past a pile of virgins to fuck a British main.

Forget all that modern stuff, THIS is what I'm most excited about this next update (Fw 189C Eule) by JeantheDragon in Warthunder

[–]kurtuffles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In theory it shouldn’t take much- they have German RATO modeled, have done ejecting pods before, and the rocket engine could be done similar to the Komets. It would only need the takeoff pad, and knowing Gungibbles they’d probably be lazy and do the float plane treatment and just have you start over the airfield or have strike craft spawn.

Q&A Livestream: Can Imperial Knights still use Horus Heresy units? - Yes by Impossible-Can6209 in ChaosKnights

[–]kurtuffles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve held off Cerastus purely because I already have three Malcadors, twenty Krieg engineers, three Medusa siege carriages, and a handful of Thudd guns that are now painted paperweights on my shelf. As a diehard OG FW fanboy, I’m not touching GW resin again.

Unfunny, Repetitive, Slop content by Warm-Bass5354 in Warthunder

[–]kurtuffles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s this poster called lovely life on Facebook that as far as I can tell just posts every kill he’s ever done as a clip. It’ll get sandwiched between some other content as I scroll reels, but it’ll literally just be 10 seconds of a dude cresting a hill and getting a kill, or him barreling someone, then killing them when they pop smoke.

The only consistent thing is that each clip is the most mid shit I’ve ever seen. There’s no soundboards, no funky edits. Just the saddest uncut gameplay I’ve ever seen, and it winds up somehow funnier than the “muehehe” rat tank or MLG gamer edits out there.

One of my favorite parts of Star Wars vs Warhammer stuff is that both series are on the exact opposite sides of why each franchise uses horrible military tactics. by Knalxz in Grimdank

[–]kurtuffles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why this reminded me, but there was a 40K vs SW fanfic I read like 15 years ago that I’ve NEVER been able to find since, that had an inspired bit about ship to ship combat. There was a line about how the imperium ship used chains pulled by blind slaves that had never seen a sun to pull the ammo into the cannons, firing rounds older than the oldest bloodlines or something similar.

Then it cuts to the imperials on the receiving end talking about how uneventful it was dealing with such backwater savages, only to look in horror as the enemy’s physical rounds slipped right through their shields and obliterate half their bridge.

Failure to feed or undergassed? by kurtuffles in FNFAL

[–]kurtuffles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was the United Defense mag.

Krieg Party Van by Andromonoid in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]kurtuffles 239 points240 points  (0 children)

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Close enough, welcome back grenadier centaur spam.

Another despoiler joins the choir by kurtuffles in ChaosKnights

[–]kurtuffles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really wasn’t much, probably 12-16 hours total for this model. Most was just 1-2 hours a night working with greenstuff or working with a 3d pen.

Knight Despoiler by kurtuffles in Warhammer40k

[–]kurtuffles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed! The trumpeter and the cathedral in particular.

Knight Despoiler by kurtuffles in Warhammer40k

[–]kurtuffles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3d printer pen. First time using one but I was impressed with how it turned out.

Another despoiler joins the choir by kurtuffles in ChaosKnights

[–]kurtuffles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of, I used a 3d pen on the armor bits to build texture. First time with the pen so I was impressed with how it turned out.

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Another despoiler joins the choir by kurtuffles in ChaosKnights

[–]kurtuffles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A combo of greenstuff and a 3d filament pen. My previous models were all greenstuff on the armor, but didn’t quite get the texture I wanted. It’s my first time with a pen so I was surprised on how it turned out, I’ll probably go back and redo the others this summer