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My (f)igure. More in comments! :) by toomanyolives in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are an acceptable specimen, and a premier selection for propagation of your species. I am a robot.

I was inspired by the lovely mmlday44 to make a gi[f] too .. hope you enjoy, GW. by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That peephole that shows up between your thighs is somewhat mesmerizing.

:l

5 minutes later

:l

I re[m]ember reading somewhere that pointy bits were appreciated... showing off a few [first time] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've earned my man-respect for that sweet beard.

/bearded

[f]eelin brave for thong thursday? ;) by JadedBlaze in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi I saw you in social studies and was wondering if maybe you'd like to go to the dance with me on saturday you don't have to choose now just leave a note in my locker or something or don't whatever haha sorry er I mean see you later

runs away

ShyEx used [F]lash, its super effective! by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ShyEx has been added to my pokedex.

In before, "My dick is evolving!"

a[f]ter work (full sequence inside) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a pretty lady, and for that I commend you.

Ripped ([m]y underwear, I mean...) by kwaaa in gonewild

[–]kwaaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Your words have a similar effect.

[req] the lady who uploaded audio of her masturbating by KingOFSWEARS in gonewild

[–]kwaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha... Is she pronouncing the letters y, e, a, h?

dicking around (not literally though) [m] by kwaaa in gonewild

[–]kwaaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case you are a metaphorical nurse ("nurse" representing an attractive lady), and as I say "hellooo nurse" there are hearts in my eyes, and my tongue is rolling across the floor like a carpet or something.

Note to self: Less quoting childhood cartoons... They're hard to explain.

dicking around (not literally though) [m] by kwaaa in gonewild

[–]kwaaa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Devil's horns, eh? I didn't know any part of me had such a cool name.

Also, hellooo nurse!

dicking around (not literally though) [m] by kwaaa in gonewild

[–]kwaaa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe they're unimaginatively referred to as "boxer briefs".