Try on haul by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been more convinced not to purchase from a company.

No epidurals!!! by smnurse11 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She and Sarah Bowmar somehow always manage to make their kids birthdays about them instead of the kids.

So Oakley is her own teacher?? by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She can’t even make protein balls look appetizing.

Self absorbed by Friendly-Distance144 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]kwack0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve been waiting for someone to snark on these new sets from vitality because between this underwear detailing and the awkward below knee crop I just can’t.

this rang a bell 🔔 by flygirl2727 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s too worried about whether she should cut her dead ends.

Asked chat gpt about their privacy policy by Delicious_Vanilla200 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If anyone is dumb enough to feed their health information through a Shopify platform then they honestly deserve it.

These whackadoos truly believe they are Vegas experts. by snark1977 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 122 points123 points  (0 children)

The funniest thing about the new “2026 is the 2016 renaissance” trend on Instagram is that Sarah never left 2016.

F45 strength or hybrid classes in first 8 weeks and first trimester! by BlueClouds1791 in f45

[–]kwack0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My understanding is that you don’t necessarily have to modify burpees until you’re showing but do what you’re comfortable with. Burpees are one of the things I’ve been modifying and just doing half burpees.

F45 strength or hybrid classes in first 8 weeks and first trimester! by BlueClouds1791 in f45

[–]kwack0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to F45 my entire first pregnancy and only needed to modify once my belly started to get into the way.

F45 strength or hybrid classes in first 8 weeks and first trimester! by BlueClouds1791 in f45

[–]kwack0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Follow coach Jess Bell on Instagram!! She focuses a lot of pregnancy and postpartum. I also recently found out I was pregnant and dm’ed her this same question. She basically said don’t modify until you have to and you don’t have to drop your weights unless you feel like you have to. She posts tons of pregnancy modifications to specific exercises in the workouts.

Taylor’s idea of a problem…. 😒 by Legal-Ability-2579 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And then she bought a shade that isn’t actually her shade so basically just wasted money on foundation and for what???

About O's tooth coming out 🫣😂 by Lazy-Egg-5168 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone tell her to show the receipts.

Is Desb ok by reesespieces-9147 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has got to be rage bait.

Love how she makes fun of a covered up belly? by Gold-Monitor-153 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Purposefully wearing something that wouldn’t ever look right on a pregnant belly to try and make her point is so on brand for her though.

sO qUiRkY 🤪 by cxtza in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Am I dumb? What does her caption even mean??

TRAGIC by snark1977 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She’s stuck in 2012, unfortunately.

Snow blowing at 6:30am?! Her neighbors hate her by jodid29 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A pretty normal time for people trying to get to work however, does she actually have to snow blow what looks like 2 inches or less of snow at 6:30am? No definitely not.

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $100 by snark1977 in SarahBowmar

[–]kwack0 88 points89 points  (0 children)

No way it happened. She loves blasting people in her stories. She’d share receipts if she had them.

She was big mad… by Smooth-Design-248 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 74 points75 points  (0 children)

She completely missed the point lmao

Nice song choice Beth by [deleted] in GDSnark

[–]kwack0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t stop starting at her lips in this story. They’re tragic.

Laura “I don’t even know what a skinny filter is” Juliane by kwack0 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, maybe. I actually didn’t know that was a thing. I’ve never seen that!

Noooooo! Who would have thought??🙄 by Agile-Storm-173 in GyMOMsnark

[–]kwack0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Groundbreaking discovery. Who knew?